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I took an exam in high school, which relied on mathematics, and the questions were extremely difficult (in line with the usual style of the old lady in mathematics). I couldn't solve a 20-point big question. It was 20 points. I was so anxious that I burst out in cold sweat (no exaggeration, I really burst out). Proving the theory of relativity, time flies...

There are still 15 minutes left, and a large area on the ground is already wet. Oh my God, 20 points. If you do it right, you may reach the mark!

I couldn’t wait any longer, so I wrote a note quietly: Do you know the second big question?

I wasted another 5 minutes before I found the opportunity to throw it out. I can no longer think about who to throw it to...

God bless, the note fell to a guy in my class who was so good at studying that his brain was stupid, and he picked it up!

(It was not in vain that I helped him pack lunch for two weeks, and I burst into tears)

After another 5 minutes, I was about to pee, and he finally sent the message back. Sorry, I shed tears again, long live friendship! !

There are only 5 minutes left, so there is no time to waste. I hold the pen in my right hand and my left hand is in the shape of a drunken fist. I try my best to cover my 20-point note and open it

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It says: I can!