Ask for a funny script of the fairy TV series (that is, the kind that can talk)

Nana Ogawa: What are you shooting, Chibi or Romance of the Three Kingdoms? I think you are good at acting. Where did you graduate? Nortel? China Opera? Still playing?

Nana Ogawa: What are you doing? Is your knife real or fake? I'm not an actor here!

Nana Ogawa: I said, teacher, aren't you filming? Why are you all serious? Stop fighting! If you keep fighting like this, the police will come! I said you, you are too involved in the play, is this still called filming? This is an armed struggle! What team are you on?

Nana Ogawa: Brother, brother, why is there no signal?

Nana Ogawa: Sorry, I didn't mean to!

(Nana Ogawa was saved by Xiang Yu and Xiang Liang) Nana Ogawa: Dude, why don't you call an ambulance for me? Xiang Yu: Dude, don't panic. We will cure you. Ogawa: Call an ambulance for me. Xiang Yu: What is an ambulance? I've only heard of ox carts, carriages and chariots. Hey, what's an ambulance? Nana Ogawa: You two, stop acting. I am almost at a loss. I beg you, send me to a big hospital for surgery. I will thank you very much when I am ready.

(Xiang Liang wiped several knives on his sleeve. He wants to treat Nana Ogawa's injury. Nana Ogawa: I said, you are an old military doctor, why don't you have any health knowledge? Xiang Liang: What common sense? Nana Ogawa: This is the method of disinfection. I know your condition is not good, but you should at least put the knife on the fire to burn red and disinfect it, and then help me clean the wound with alcohol, which can sterilize and prevent the wound from infection.

(Xiang Liang starts to operate on Nana Ogawa) Nana Ogawa: Ah-Xiang Liang: What's the matter? Nana Ogawa: Do you have any anesthetic? Xiang Yu: What is anesthesia? Nana Ogawa: It's a drug that can make people unconscious and feel no pain. Xiang Yu: What this guy said is not excessive. I can do it. Nana Ogawa: Young people still have a point (Xiang Yu knocked Nana Ogawa unconscious). Xiang Yu: Dude, is this anesthesia okay? Xiang Liang: Haha, it's finally clean. Your anesthesia is good. You should use it more in the future.

Nana Ogawa: I never thought about it. So you are all serious about filming here. What if someone dies? Also, in that court yesterday, that man's head fell to the ground with a bang! God, that's so real! That, that dummy is so realistic! As for me, I practiced it twice. Do you think you can introduce me and play a role or something?

Nana Ogawa: I usually have nothing to do, so I just take some photos or something. Hey, I think you are handsome. Otherwise, I'll take a photo album of ancient costumes for you, which will sell well! Cheaper, I'll give you a 20% discount!

Xiang Yu: Brother Yi, are you from the north? Nana Ogawa: I'm from Beijing. Xiang Yu: So you are a semi-finalist? Nana Ogawa: Don't talk to me about the Lakers. I get angry when I talk about the Lakers. Did you watch the NBA last year? Because the Lakers kicked the Rockets out of the last Western Conference! Xiang Yu: Brother Yi's words are really inscrutable.

Nana Ogawa: Now I finally realize that it is really difficult for you to be an actor. You see, you don't take off your head at ordinary times, you still wear ancient costumes, and even you speak elegantly. You are too involved in the play! I think with your efforts, you will be popular!

Nana Ogawa: What's your name? Xiang Yu: I have a surname, a word and a feather. Also Nana Ogawa: You are very humorous. Let me ask your real name! Xiang Yu: Can a gentleman change his name? I don't think anyone dares to impersonate my name. Nana Ogawa: Hey, hey, are you filming now?

Nana Ogawa: Great! Awesome! I said, man, are you homeschooled?

(Xiang Yu wants to beat Nana Ogawa, but Nana Ogawa doesn't want to) Nana Ogawa: (Xiang Yu is so annoying, let me run on you again! If you kill me, you can take revenge, then you can do it, because you are my only friend here, and I have no regrets when I die by my friend's sword! Come on!

(Nana Ogawa sees Xiang Yu and Xiang Liang practicing swords) Nana Ogawa: So much for Li Mubai in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!

(Nana Ogawa sees the wanted order) Nana Ogawa: Why? My head is only worth 500 pence!

Nana Ogawa: Sorry, old man. That punch I just punched was a reflex! Fan Zeng: Conditioned reflex? What kind of trick is this? I thought it was Hei Hu!

Nana Ogawa: Yu Ge Xiang Yu: What did you call me? Brother Yu? Nana Ogawa: Yes, that's what we call it there. Tom, Fage and Hugh are all big stars! Xiang Yu: Sounds good, Hugh, Brother Yu. It's catchy!

Nana Ogawa: Can you help me read this word? Xiang Yu: I didn't like reading since I was a child. Like you, I don't know. Nana Ogawa: Who is like you? I can read! I am still a correspondence college diploma!

Nana Ogawa: I said big brother, I am a common people. After 80, I am a freelancer. Just let me play games and play the world. It's so unreliable.

Nana Ogawa: Honestly, I can't even beat my girlfriend! Xiang Yu: Talking about these inexplicable nonsense again!

Nana Ogawa: Oh, my God, how to do the exam of Sun Tzu's Art of War? Alas, it's a good thing that I don't forget to pay attention to the lecture room after reading the fairy sword every day! Hey, hey, it's really good!

Nana Ogawa: What a pity! What a pity! If you go to the Olympic Games, the gold medal in weightlifting will definitely be yours!