A story about typos

Once upon a time, there was a county magistrate who wrote badly. He wanted to treat people that day, so he wrote a note asking the officers to buy pig tongues. Who knows that the word "tongue" is written too long and divided too widely, and the officers mistakenly think that he is asked to buy a thousand pigs. This was very busy for the servant, who traveled all over the city and went to four townships to buy. < P > It was easy to buy 5 pigs. As soon as he thought he couldn't make the job, he pleaded with his master, hoping to buy 5 less.

the county official said angrily, "I told you to buy pig tongues, but you must buy thousands of pigs."

Hearing this, the officers should reply, "It's okay, it's okay! But in the future, please pay attention to your master. If you want to buy meat, you must write it shorter, and don't write it as buying my wife. "

About typos

It's revealed that next year, Guangdong will be more strict in deducting typos in college entrance examination compositions, from the original "1 point for every 3 words until 5 points are deducted" to "1 point for every 1 word without capping", but the specific operating rules are still being worked out.

-Out of professional habits, I can't help but tell this message to the students in our class.

I usually have a pair of very picky eyes when correcting homework. I often ask students to try not to write typos in dictation, try to be all right, and try not to make mistakes. However, one in ten children can meet my requirements, which is already a high proportion. Indeed, judging from the degree of knowledge, understanding and habit formation, these children still have a process of progress. From primary school to junior high school, all the teachers I met were strict. Therefore, even if my teacher corrects homework in a hurry and some typos are not approved, I have the habit of correcting them when I find them. Until now, I will stubbornly explain my point of view to students: if there are two papers with the same score, one is because there are many typos but the deduction points are ignored, and the other is a real test score. The same score has different gold content. I hope my students can pay attention to this detail, so that they can truly reflect the quality of a China person.

as a basic educator, you also want to lay a solid foundation for students? Why does the direction of education deviate from these goals that we used to be familiar with? When it comes to some new teaching reform ideas, they are extremely left-right and overkill, which leads us to almost go back and pick up the good side of our previous education. One of the key points is that we are always walking, and we are fluttering. How could we forget to keep our feet on the ground? The proliferation of typos has something to do with such a vain educational situation. This practice in Guangdong is to guide the Chinese teaching behavior in the province from the direction. Every teacher who deals directly with students must not forget to tell them that knowledge and talent can't be vain!

in order to prevent these "virtual", we must first make a correct decision by the education management department. Because many teachers' behaviors come from the traction of the system, they rush where the "baton" refers. Secondly, nowadays students have fewer and fewer opportunities to write with pens, and most of the time they use computer typing instead. Because the computer is too "intelligent", you can often jump out of the words you need by typing "Pinyin Abbreviation". Another reason is that reading habits have changed. Nowadays, students seldom open their mouths to read, but in the eyes of many teachers, reading aloud is not only a good way to strengthen memory, but also helps to deepen the image cognition of words. This requires teachers to guide students to choose appropriate language expression tools in teaching, and master the correct language acquisition reading methods. When students do their homework, they should talk more and emphasize their careful attitude and their interests.

furthermore, the biggest spokesperson for typos is the online language. With the popularity of the Internet and the flourishing of cyber language, the problems existing in cyber language have also attracted the attention of relevant personnel. Our relevant cultural departments should also standardize the requirements for the use of cyber language in the face of the proliferation and disorderly use of cyber language. Some neologisms that conform to the vocabulary and grammar norms of modern Chinese, especially technical terms in information technology, should be allowed to be used. Some net words should be regarded as the expansion and extension of modern Chinese. Even if they appear in the composition of the college entrance examination, it is not the fault of the candidates, and these words should not be labeled as "wrong" easily. Fourth, idioms that have been tampered with by advertisements are also representatives of other words. Some classic idioms have been tampered with beyond recognition. The other day, I read some magazines with some funny idioms and new explanations. I can't help laughing after reading it, but I am worried that young children who have not been exposed to this idiom will confuse its meaning. I hope my children are clear-headed!

Only this kind of "hope" is too weak for the accumulation of children's knowledge and the inheritance of national culture! Every Chinese educator should be duty-bound to stand up and declare war on typos! The story about typos is urgently needed!

Adventures in Bookstore

One day, Ding Ding and Dongdong came to Yizi Bookstore and saw a poster with the words "The Wandering Fox Girl" written on it. Ding Ding said, "This woman must be a fox, otherwise how can she be called a fox girl?" Dongdong said, "Not necessarily. Maybe the fox adopted a little girl in the forest and brought her up, so it was called the fox girl." The owner of the bookstore came over and said, "Go! Go! Go! There is a famous writer signing books here, which is none of your children's business? " Ding Ding said, "We are discussing the poster of The Wandering Fox!" When the writer heard the sound, she came out. She said a little angrily, "Do you call me a fox woman?" Dongdong said, "It's not you, it's the poster." The writer said: "It should be an orphan girl!" The writer went to have a look, and it turned out that the bookstore owner made a mistake when printing posters. The writer changed the title of the poster to "The Wandering Orphan", which didn't stop the farce.

Thrilling in the hospital

One day, a man with a tumor on his index finger came to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor said, "Your tumor is malignant. If you don't cut off your index finger, it may lead to pathological changes." The man had to decide to cut off his index finger. The doctor wrote the words "remove ten fingers" on the paper.

The patient came to the operating room and gave the medical record to the surgeon. The surgeon looked at it and asked, "Did you remove all ten fingers?" On hearing this, the patient said, "I only have one finger with a tumor, not all ten fingers. Why do you want to cut off my ten fingers?" In this way, I can't eat, let alone write. " When the doctor saw that the doctor on duty had written the word "food" into the number "ten", fortunately, it had not been cut, otherwise it would be miserable.

from these two stories, I found that writing typos can make a joke! Seriously, it will lead to big accidents. Children, don't learn from these people.

Ask for two stories or jokes about typos

1. An old farmer went to the city to see his son, and there was an auto parts store on the roadside. Half of the word (piece) was lost, and it became a car with cows. After reading it, the old farmer said to himself, "Boy, this car with cows will have a tractor anyway."

2. A student loves to write wrong words, and he always writes rest as drink.

in his diary, he wrote, "The monitor instructed us to carry excrement, and everyone worked so hard that no one dared to have a drink. Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the monitor's back.

Once upon a time, there was a rogue who used to bully the people for no reason by relying on his relatives to be officials in the court. One day, he passed by a barren mountain and saw a farmer chopping wood on the mountain. He insisted that this barren mountain was behind his ancestral grave, and chopping wood on the mountain would break his feng shui and prevent farmers from fighting. Farmers argue that this is a barren mountain without owners, and there has always been a rule that "whoever gets firewood belongs to him". As a result, the rogue played rogue again, picked up the farmer's shoulder pole and hit the farmer. The farmer was quick-witted and quick-eyed, so he raised his axe to block it. With a cry of "Ouch", the rogue's left arm was bleeding. It turned out that the farmer's axe didn't stop in time and cut the rogue's arm. How can a rogue be willing to suffer such a big loss? He sued the county with a complaint, hoping to ask the magistrate of a county to punish the peasants severely. The magistrate of a county is an honest official. He usually knows this scoundrel, and he is very sympathetic to the bullied farmers. He wanted to help the farmer, but it was a fact that the farmer cut someone with an axe, and it would be difficult to do it without punishment. The magistrate looked at the plaint. Suddenly, he stopped his eyes on the words "wounding with an axe". So, a clever plan was thought out. He said to the scoundrel, "Go back first, and I will take care of it according to the complaint." The scoundrel waited at home for several days, but he didn't see the magistrate treating the peasants. He went to the county government to ask again. The magistrate of a county slapped the gavel and said angrily, "You accused him of throwing an axe to hurt people. It was unintentional. What's the crime?" The rogue was baffled. It turned out that the magistrate of a county changed "wounding with an axe" to "wounding with an axe".

In a scientific research in the Qing Dynasty, the topic was "Ignoring what I think" ("Ignoring what I think" is in Shangshu Qin Shi), and a scholar carelessly copied the test question "Ignoring what I think" into "My sister thinks". A word difference is a thousand miles away. The examiner couldn't help laughing after seeing it, so he made an impromptu couplet "Brother, you are wrong" in the comment on writing, which is surprising.

is that ok?

The Forbidden City has lost face recently. First, "theft door", and then "misspelled door". The word "shake" is really easy to get into trouble. This word was once one of the top ten easy-to-mistake words in 28. Because Chinese characters are difficult to write, writing is more casual, and they are very individual and artistic, so there is the most unique group of people in the world-calligraphers. There are many famous typos in China, most of which appear in cultural sites or tourist attractions. Here, I find out some of the most typical five famous "typos" and talk to you.

The first typo in the world-"Avoidance"

It is "the first in the world", because this word has great influence, and the second is written by the emperor, which is really wrong, and no reasonable explanation can be found. This plaque is hung above the middle gate of the meridian gate in the main palace of the summer resort, surrounded by gilded bronze dragon relief, and the blue plaque has four glittering Chinese characters: "Summer Resort". At first glance, you will find that there is an extra horizontal line under the "Xin" on the right side of the word "avoid" (see figure). Who wrote this typo? It was written by the famous Emperor Kangxi, and it was the emperor's handwritten imperial book, which was inscribed in the fiftieth year of Kangxi.

when Kangxi wrote one more line, the courtiers should have seen it at once, but the emperor was eloquent, and it was right to write it wrong. Who can remind the emperor that it was wrong? Besides, the emperor has the privilege of creating words.

The most famous misspelled word-"Fish"

"Watching Fish in Huagang" is one of the ten scenic spots in the West Lake, and that tablet of "Watching Fish in Huagang" is Kangxi's imperial pen. The four points under the traditional word "fish" on the tablet became three points, a little less. It's understandable to say that Master Kangxi of the summer resort can't write, but it's really unreasonable that this "fish" can't write. It turns out that there is a legend here that Kangxi is not unable to write this word, but "intentionally wrong." It turned out that Kangxi believed in Buddhism and had the virtue of living well. When he inscribed the inscription, he thought that there were four points under the word "fish", because in the old days, four points stood for "fire", and the fish was roasted under the fire. Can it still live? This is killing, so I deliberately wrote a little less-"water" at three o'clock, so that fish can swim in the lake and live smartly.

The most philosophical typo-"Liu"

If the typo is intentional, the writer will attach his own reason. At Pingshan Hall in daming temple, Yangzhou, Jiangsu Province, the plaque on the right side of the main hall is inscribed by Ma Fuxiang, one of the famous "Sanma" in Ningxia in the early years of the Republic of China. The plaque on the left was written by Liu Kunyi, governor of the two rivers in the early years of Guangxu, Qing Dynasty. It is said that it was written by Liu Kunyi in memory of Ouyang Xiu, who was an official in Yangzhou. There are two typos in the word "romantic": the word "flow" is less and the word "present" is more.

what's this all about? It turned out that Ouyang Xiu, a famous historical figure, was a "romantic satrap" when he was in Yangzhou, and he had made many affairs under the pomegranate skirt of Yangzhou beauty, which was rich in amorous feelings and excellent in color and art.

Liu Kunyi deliberately wrote less "Liu" and more "Zai" in "Romantic Wandering", which is self-evident. He hoped that there would be less romantic, more practical and very philosophical, and at the same time, he pointed out Ouyang Xiu's misconduct in that year. This kind of word is just right, so no one has said three questions and four questions so far, which is similar to the word "Worm II" (meaning "boundless moon and wind") written by Emperor Qianlong on the stone tablet of the West Lake in Hangzhou.

The most common typo-"Ming"

The emperor wrote typos, and there were typos on the mausoleum of the Emperor. On the ming tomb of Zhu Yuanzhang, the Ming Taizu in Nanjing, careful visitors can find at least two typos: on the monument to the protection of ming tomb, "ming tomb" is written as "Xiao Xiaoling Mausoleum"; Entering the Ming building, there are seven words "the tomb of this mountain's great ancestor" on the stone wall just south of the mausoleum's treasure top, and the word "Ming" is also written as "Ming".

These two "traps" are different from less "fish" and more "avoidance". "Fish" and "Avoidance" were created by the emperor, which is "legal", while the word "Bi" was written by a calligrapher, which can be attributed to artistic characters or calligraphy style.

The most amazing typo-"Fu"

Confucius House in Qufu, Shandong Province, can be said to be the most cultured place in the world, but visitors to Confucius House can see particularly obvious typos without entering the gate. Just above the gate of Confucius House, there is a plaque with the golden word "Shengfu" on a blue background. On both sides, there is a pair of couplets that read: "Rest in peace with the country, be rich and honor the public house, and write about the moral saint house on the same day." The word "rich" in the couplet is missing a little, and the treasure cover becomes a bald treasure cover. Looking at the couplet again, there is also a word that is extremely irregular: a vertical line under the word "chapter" goes all the way to the top.

how did the most cultured place make this joke? In fact, this is not a joke, but one of the most cultured typos. The beauty of the mistake lies in its moral: "rich" is not in the early stage, which means "rich and headless"; A vertical head under the word "Zhang" means that "the article reaches the sky." Two typos, all of a sudden, reflect the identity of Confucius, a very family. Not only did no one say it was a typo, but visitors were amazed again and again after understanding it.

It is said that these two typos of Confucius' house are the inspiration of the gods, and they are directed by immortals. According to legend, on the wedding day of Kong Guangsi, the 42nd grandson of Confucius, just a fairy passed by and met the word "rich" written on the screen in front of the mansion. The fairy erased a little bit of the word "rich", and the Confucius family blamed it. The fairy revealed a mystery, saying that the Confucius family should not be too rich and should "go a little".

I don't know if this counts: the kindergarten started, and the teacher asked everyone to write their names on paper so that they could get to know each other by name. Just one o'clock, the famous teacher was stunned and shouted: "Yellow belly!" No one answered, "yellow belly!" No one answered yet, so the teacher said, "Forget it, let's talk about it at last." Finally, the teacher said, "Who else didn't call the roll?" A little girl stood up timidly, and the teacher asked, "What's your name?" The little girl said, "My name is … Huang Yuepo …"