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Ask for lovely dialogues and sentences (animation, games, two yuan) between my sister and brother.
"Lulu, wake up."
The little girl opened her eyes in a daze. "Brother, what's the matter?"
Wake up from sleep, even a good-tempered person will get angry, which even a little girl can't avoid. I saw her flat mouth, looking at a man with a face of discontent. You know, if she is a normal person, she can't have such a performance at all.
"Ahem, nothing."
I cough awkwardly. A man stopped talking when he saw the little girl's mouth pouting higher, and said directly, "Lulu, you pinned me down, so."
"ah! Sorry, brother, I don't know what's going on. "
"Brother, what's the matter with you? Are you swollen by me? "
"Lulu, that place is none of your business. Let go first. "
"But my brother looks strange now. Lulu must have done something by accident. It's all Lulu's fault. " Listening to the strange voice of the man, the little girl became more and more sure of her guess. She must have crushed it when she was sleeping, so she was even sadder.
"All right, Lulu, listen to me."
With a wry smile, I felt that Lulu didn't mean to let go. A man has nothing else to do, so he has to start explaining some knowledge about men and women's bodies to her. Anyway, he will teach her a lesson sooner or later.
"Is that so?" Little LOLI's mouth is flat and pathetic: "But Lulu did it."
"Amount"
"It's okay, brother. I'll go out and change rooms. Everything will be fine after a while. "
"Don't! I don't want my brother to leave me! " As soon as I heard that a man was leaving her, the little girl immediately refused, and at the same time she unconsciously used her hand.
"Stop, stop!"
"Lulu, let go first." A man finally let the little girl loose her hand.
"Brother, I won't hold you up when I sleep, so don't go. No, I have nightmares every night when you are away. "
"It doesn't matter."
Then they lay in bed again, which made the little girl feel very quiet and didn't mean to touch anything, so the last man was relieved and fell asleep slowly.
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