What are the geographical anecdotes?

Kiribati, a country spanning four hemispheres, is a country spanning four hemispheres. The territory consists of more than 300 small islands, spanning four hemispheres, east, west, north and south; Because international international date line passes through this country, it is the only country in the world that uses two calendars.

Nauru in the Pacific Ocean is a country composed of coral reefs. Small area, sparsely populated. Countless seabirds have lived and multiplied here for thousands of years, leaving a lot of bird droppings, which have been chemically changed to form phosphate up to ten meters thick. But there is no land on the island to grow crops. Therefore, the country exports a lot of phosphate and imports soil.

Kuwait is a country without water, and most of it is desert. There are no rivers and lakes in the country, and there is a serious shortage of edible water, which has formed a national situation that "water is more expensive than oil", exporting a large amount of oil and importing a large amount of fresh water.

There are eight countries without rivers in the world, namely Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Oman, United Arab Emirates, Qatar and Yemen in Asia, and Libya and Djibouti in Africa.

Andorra is a pocket country in Europe, located between France and Spain, and the highest state power belongs to the heads of state of France and Spain. The country has no army, only 42 policemen; There are no prisons, and prisoners are sent to France and Spain to serve their sentences.

The country without news is located in Nauru, Oceania, and it is the only country without news in the world. There are neither newspapers nor radio and television stations in China. There is only one postman to deliver letters in this country.

The constitution of a multi-capital country stipulates that the country with two capitals is Bolivia; The country with three capitals is South Africa and the country with four capitals is Saudi Arabia.

I. China, China

The territory of four countries in the world is surrounded by the territory of another country, which has become the "China of China".

Lesotho, located in southern Africa and surrounded by the Republic of South Africa, covers an area of over 30,300 square kilometers and has a population of 65,438+200,000.

San Marino, located in the northeast of Apennine Peninsula in southern Europe, is the oldest republic in Europe, with an area of 6 1 km2 and a population of 20,000.

Monaco is located in the east of Nice, France, bordering the Mediterranean Sea in the south and surrounded by the southeast of France on three sides. It is a small country with beautiful scenery, with an area of 1.49 square kilometers and a population of more than 30,000.

The Vatican is located in the highland in the northwest corner of Rome, the capital of Italy. It is the smallest country in the world with an area of 0.44 square kilometers and a population of about 1 000.

Second, the city in the city.

London is the capital of Britain and one of the world's metropolises, with an area of 1605 square kilometers. The City of London is located in the center of Greater London, with an area of only 1.6 square kilometers and only over 4,000 residents. It is the financial and commercial center of Britain and one of the largest financial and trade centers in the world. The City of London occupies a special position in the center of London. It has its own municipal institutions, police and courts. Its position as mayor is higher than that of chairman of the London City Council. When holding a major ceremony, the Queen will arrive in London and wait for the mayor to award her a "citizen sword" before entering the city. It is really a "city within a city".

Third, the lake in the sea of bamboo.

The Aral Sea in Central Asia of the Soviet Union is a two-chamber sea, that is, another layer of sea appears below 300~500 meters of the salty sea floor. The seawater of this sea is mixed with chalk sediments, and its water is slightly mineral and salty. Scientists have found some similarities between the surface and underground of the Aral Sea. The underground sea supplies 400-500 million cubic meters of seawater to the surface sea every year and will not be exhausted. It turns out that there are several underground rivers in the Tianshan Mountains that lead directly to the underground sea of the Aral Sea.

Fourth, the lake under the lake.

There is a wonderful lake in Cape Barovo, northern alaska peninsula, USA, called Lake Nouvok. There are two layers of water in the lake, the upper layer is fresh water and the lower layer is salt water, and there is a clear dividing line between the water layers. According to textual research, these two different layers of water quality are caused by the bay. Ice, snow and rain on land usually flow into the lake, so the proportion is small and floats on it. When the wind rolled up the seawater and poured it into the lake, it sank into the lower layer because of the high salt content of the seawater, forming a wonderful double-layer lake.

Verb (abbreviation for verb) Lake in Lake

In Lake Huron, Ontario, Canada, there is a Manitulin Island with an area of 2,766 square kilometers. There is a lake on the island called Manitulin Lake, with an area of 106.42 square kilometers, which is the largest lake in the world.

Sixth, the island in the island.

Located in the west of tonga islands in the western South Pacific Ocean, there is an island. There are lakes on the island, islands in the lake and lakes on the island, forming a rare "island in the island" in the world.

Seven, waterfalls in the waterfall

Iguazu Waterfall on the Iguazu River in South America is 4000 meters wide and is the widest waterfall in the world. It is divided into 275 waterfalls by the rocks in the middle of the river, just like being combed by a big comb. The waterfall falls 25 kilometers, and the waves splash, forming a fog curtain 30~50 meters high, which is very spectacular.

Eight, the tree on the tree

In the Taiqing Palace in Qingdao, Shandong Province, China, there is a Western Han Cooper, which is wrapped by a camphor tree shaped like a dragon. There is a broad-leaved tree-Rhus chinensis in the middle of the cypress, forming a rare "three-wood integration".

Nine. Cowherd, Weaver Girl and Sky Map

According to folklore, the weaver girl descended to earth and lived a free life with the cowherd. After hearing the news, the Queen Mother forcibly brought the Weaver Girl back to the Heavenly Palace, and the Cowherd chose a son to chase the sky. The cruel queen mother separated them with gold hairpin. Looking up at the night sky, Vega in Lyra and two nearby dark stars form a triangle, much like a woven shuttle. Altair in Aquila and two dark stars form a "one" shape, like a cowherd carrying two children with a pole. The direction of the Milky Way is perpendicular to the connection between the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, just like separating them on both sides of the river. After listening to this story and observing the starry sky, students can easily identify these two stars and several constellations.

10. Burning gourd rain and whirlwind

In the later period of the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang made a northern expedition to the Central Plains and visited Qishan six times. Sima Yi and Wei Jun were once trapped in Huluyu. There are fires all over the mountain, trying to burn all the enemies to death. Sima and his son couldn't escape this fate, crying to die. Unexpectedly, a sudden heavy rain doused the mountain fire, and Sima survived. In fact, the rain was not "providence", but Zhuge Liang himself. The raging fire caused the air near the mountain area to heat up and the air pressure to decrease. Cyclone is formed in the low pressure area, and it rains in the center due to the rising, cooling and condensation of air. That is to say, there was cyclone rainfall in Huluyu. Although Zhuge Liang is familiar with astronomy and geography, he lacks modern scientific knowledge and doesn't know what a cyclone is. Otherwise, he may use other tactics to annihilate Wei Jun.

XI。 Borrow the east wind and monsoon

On the eve of Battle of Red Cliffs, Zhou Yu sent troops to attack Huang Gai. Offering a series of stratagems to set Cao Jun on fire, I suddenly remembered that I had neglected a major event and was very ill. Zhuge Liang took the opportunity of visiting the sick to point out that Zhou Yu's illness was "only caused by the east wind" and promised to borrow the east wind to help him. Why does Zhou Yu "owe" Dongfeng? Because the ancient battlefield of Chibi lies in the monsoon region of eastern China. It was the middle of winter, the northwest wind prevailed, and the southeast wind rarely blew. Cao Ying is in Jiangbei and Soochow is in Jiangnan. Attacking with fire will burn your home. Zhou Yu's anxiety is reasonable and in line with the climate law. The so-called "borrowing from the east wind" is actually Zhuge Liang's prediction of short-term weather anomalies around winter, which is just a mystery. Concepts such as monsoon, climate and weather can be naturally derived from this story.

Joke:

1. Thermal expansion and cold contraction

In geography class, the teacher asked, "What happens when ordinary objects are cold and hot?"

The student replied, "Heat expands and cold contracts."

The teacher nodded and said, "Yes, who can give an example?"

Wang Hui said: "For example, summer is very hot, so the days are very long;" It's cold in winter, so the days are short. This is the reason why it expands with heat and contracts with cold. "

The students burst out laughing. Why?

2. Milk on the map

It was hot, and my mother asked Shine Wong to put the milk in the refrigerator, but Shine Wong found a map of the world from her desk, spread it out on the table, and then put a bottle of milk in the Antarctic area of the map.

Mother asked, "Why did you put the milk on the map?"

Wang Hui explained: "Antarctica is the coldest region in the world, with an average annual temperature of around minus 25 degrees and a minimum temperature of below minus 88 degrees. It is found that the biscuits and cans left by explorers decades ago are not bad at all. If the milk is put there, the insurance won't break. It is much lower than the refrigerator temperature. "

3. First and then

One thunderstorm night, after the lightning, the thunder was loud.

The younger brother asked, "Brother Hui. Why do you always see lightning first and then hear thunder? "

Wang Hui proudly said, "I don't understand this either, because my eyes are in front and my ears are in the back. Of course, the eyes look first and the ears listen later. "

4.where are the stars?

At night, the stars twinkle in the sky. Brother suddenly asked, "Brother Hui, you can see so many stars at night, why can't you see them during the day?"

Wang Hui said, "That's not easy." He clenched his fist. "This is the earth, this is the stars. As soon as the earth rotates, the star goes around the earth. How can I see it? "

It's raining heavily.

Once upon a time, two people had never seen hail. One day, the sky suddenly began to hail. They all feel strange. One asked, "What is falling from the sky?"

The other said, "It's raining hard."

6. How crowded the moon is

When talking about the situation on the moon, the geography teacher said, "The moon is very big and spacious, and it can accommodate millions of people."

Student Yang Liang laughed.

The teacher asked strangely, "What are you laughing at?"

Yang Liang said, "Teacher, you don't know how crowded people living on the moon will be when the moon becomes a bud."

7. This is London, England

Wang Hui was on the bus and heard two people talking.

The tall man said, "Please tell me something about Jack London." The short man hasn't had time to answer. Wang Hui fought back a smile and said, "Uncle. Not London, Czech Republic, but London, England. "

8. hanging upside down

The younger brother asked, "Brother, the earth is spherical. How do people stand on the other side of the earth where we stand? "

My brother said, "Of course it's on the ground, hanging upside down."

The younger brother said, "How do they walk?"

Brother said, "They must not leave the ground when they walk, or they will fall."

The younger brother said, "fortunately, we are on the earth."

9. When there is no sun

Wang Hui asked his father, "Does the earth really go around the sun?"

Dad said, "Of course."

Wang Hui asked, "So, when there is no sun?"

10. Where is the origin of Hanshui River?

In geography class, the teacher said, "Last class talked about the origin of the Yangtze River and its main tributaries. Who can remember where Hanshui, a tributary of the Yangtze River, originated? "

Wang Hui was absent-minded and didn't hear the teacher's question. But the teacher asked him to answer, and Wang Hui was full of sweat.

Seeing his silence, the teacher asked, "Where is the origin of Hanshui?"

"Khan? Sweat originates from the head! "

1 1. Erlang Mountain is the highest.

In geography class, the teacher said, "The highest mountain in the world is Mount Everest, with an altitude of 8848 meters."

Wang Hui said, "No, I heard a song two days ago saying that Erlang Mountain is towering high. I calculated that 1 10,000 feet should be more than 30,000 meters, much higher than Mount Everest. "

The answer to "geography joke"

1. Thermal expansion and cold contraction

Because geography revolves around the sun obliquely, the northern hemisphere is exposed to sunlight for a short time and a long time in winter, so the days are short and the nights are long. In summer, the northern hemisphere is exposed to the sun for a long time and cannot be exposed for a short time, so the days are long and the nights are short, which has nothing to do with thermal expansion and contraction.

2. Milk on the map

The South Pole on the map can't replace the real South Pole.

3. First and then

People see lightning first and then hear thunder because the speed of light is fast, 300 thousand kilometers per second. The speed of sound is slow, only 340 meters per second, not because the eyes are in front and the ears are behind.

4。 Where are the stars?

You can't see the stars during the day, not because all the stars turn to the back of the earth, but because the sunlight is brightest during the day, covering up the faint starlight.

It's raining heavily.

Rain is liquid, and hail is solid, which mostly occurs in summer. In summer, the ground is very hot and the air rises strongly. When hot air rises to high altitude, water vapor condenses into small water droplets and then cools to form small ice crystals. After repeated lifting, the particles become bigger and bigger until the air can't hold up and hail falls from the sky.

6. How crowded the moon is

The moon changes from a full moon to a moon bud because the size of the bright side of the moon on the earth varies with the position of the moon around the earth. It's not that the size of the moon has changed.

7. This is London, England

Jack London is an American writer.

8. hanging upside down

The earth is a huge sphere. In space, the earth is surrounded by the sky. It doesn't matter which side is up and which side is down. The earth has a strong attraction. No matter where people are on the earth, their feet are on the ground and their heads are in the sky.

9. When there is no sun

The earth moves around the sun, producing four seasons. The rotation of the earth produces the alternation of day and night. It's night when the sun is behind you.

10. Where is the origin of Hanshui River?

Hanshui River originated in the mountainous area in the southwest of Shaanxi Province.

1 1. Erlang Mountain is the highest.

Mount Everest is the highest mountain in the world, with an altitude of 8848 meters. Erlangshan is an adjective and an artistic exaggeration. Erlang Mountain is only 1800 meters above sea level.