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Condom: How many times? Tell me to stop the elf, schoolbag: How many times have I told you?

Condom: How many times? Tell me to stop the elves.

Schoolbag: How many times have I said it? Call me the bookkeeper!

Dung beetles's father, dung beetles's mother and little dung beetles: How many times? Call us auspicious three treasures!

Tractor: How many times? Call me Tian Zhen!

Crab: How many times have I told you? Call me pliers!

Vibrator: How many times have I told you? I'm so happy!

Shelly: How many times have I told you? Tell me to stop Xiang!

Bra: How many times have I told you? Call me mistress!

Toilet: How many times? Call me Liu Xiang!

Ex-boyfriend: How many times? Call me an advanced worker!

Sanitary napkins: How many times have I told you? Call me the Japanese flag!

Toilet paper: How many times have I told you? Call me to buy a plane ticket!

Testicular: How many times have I said it? Call me a museum!

Old bachelor: How many times have I said it? Call me Shakespeare.

Prostate: How many times? Call me at night!

Maggot: How many times? Call me mosquito youth!

Spinster: How many times have I told you to call me Picasso?