Classic funny words

Girl: You grew up lacking calcium and love, wearing a sack, a lid on your head, shorts, a belt and a tie. How can I love such a glorious image?

Boy: You have good intentions. You are as beautiful as a goose. Of course, beauty is not your wish, but falling in love with you is my wish.

Girl: You want to eat swan meat, you want to put flowers in cow dung, and there is no way to love you!

Boy: I beat the local ruffians and hooligans, but my heart was helpless. You think I'm the second generation evil god, but I'm actually Dong Fangbubai.

Girl: What you said is very creative. It can be said that it is your courage. Ugliness is not your intention. Without you, who will foil the beauty of the world?

Boy: Qianshan has been in love. Can I invite you to dinner?

Girl: There are plenty of fish in the sea, so why look online?

Boy: Old horses like to eat young grass. The world is full of young grass, and I'm looking for no one but you.

Girl: it's nothing to spread on the internet, but suddenly I see you playing cool, spitting, spitting, and I really want you to hit a tree.

Boy: You are bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, cotton-padded jacket in winter and light bulb at night. My heart beats faster when I meet you, but I don't see your mood getting worse. I dreamed that your time passed too fast. I hope having you is not a long wait.

Girl: You look at the mountains and waters from a distance, grinning from a distance, looking at the mountains and waters from a distance, and looking at the freckles on your face from a distance. Looking back, I scared a cow to death; As soon as you turn around, you switch to baseball in Faye Wong; Looking back, I was so scared that the comet hit the earth.

1. The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest.

2. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

The higher you stand, the farther you pee.

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

5. I am not a casual person; It's not a person if you casually get up.

6. Women are not decent, but decent, because they are not attractive enough;

Men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low. ...

7. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.

8. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

9. Clear water means no fish; Being cheap is invincible!

10. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field.

I can't say no after writing so much, can I?