Help me think of the classic lines from Feng Xiaogang’s New Year’s Eve movies

The paragraph in "Big Shot":

You must choose the best prime location, hire French designers, and build the highest-grade apartments with direct elevator access and the smallest apartment size. It also has to be four hundred square meters.

Be it broadband, optical cable, satellite, everything that can be connected to him will be connected to him. There is a garden upstairs and a swimming pool inside the building. There is a British butler in the building. He wears a wig and is a very gentleman. As soon as the owner comes in, he has to follow him no matter what happens. People say "may i help you sir" (Can I do something for you?), speaking with an authentic British Cockney accent, which is very important. Build an aristocratic school in the community, use Harvard's textbooks, and the tuition alone will cost tens of thousands of dollars a year. Build an American clinic (child), with round-the-clock clinics, in one word - expensive, treat colds. You have to spend 18,000 yuan. The neighbors around you either drive a BMW or a Mercedes-Benz. If you drive a Japanese car, you will be embarrassed to say hello to others. How much would you have to sell an apartment like this for per square meter? I think it should cost two thousand US dollars no matter what. Two thousand US dollars is the cost, starting from four thousand US dollars. Don't think it's too expensive. If you don't want to discount it, you have to study the shopping psychology of the owners. Owners who are willing to pay two thousand dollars to buy a house don't care at all about paying another two thousand dollars. Do you know what a successful person is? Successful people buy the most expensive and not the best of everything. Therefore, our slogan in real estate is - not the best, but the most expensive

Additional gift: adapted by a strong person Ancient Chinese version, see if you can change it for your own use:

Choose a good place, choose a famous French craftsman, and build a beautiful hall. The elevator enters the home, and the residence should be at least 400 yuan. If you have broadband, optical cable, and people, you will have it. There is a garden above and a pond below. There are heroic servants at the gate. They wear wigs happily and say: "may I help you sir." . Famous schools should be built in the community, with Harvard teachers and tens of thousands in annuities. If he becomes a doctor in the United States, he will be asked to pay a lot of money if he diagnoses him every day, and even minor cases of typhoid fever will cost him tens of thousands of gold. The neighbors all have BMWs and Mercedes-Benz cars, and they are like Japanese horses, and they are ashamed to speak. Ruofu

What is the price per square meter of this house? Two thousand, originally, should be four thousand dollars of gold. Xiuyun's price is low and there is no discount. It should be understood that the owner's thoughts are already two thousand, let alone four thousand. Do you know what a noble person is? Those who are noble should seek valuable things instead of seeking good things