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The funniest dialogue in the TV series "Legend of Wulin";

Guo: Do you choose the person you like or the person you like?

The funniest dialogue in the TV series "Legend of Wulin"

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The funniest dialogue in the TV series "Legend of Wulin";

Guo: Do you choose the person you like or the person you like?

The funniest dialogue in the TV series "Legend of Wulin"

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The funniest dialogue in the TV series "Legend of Wulin";

Guo: Do you choose the person you like or the person you like?

Wife of shop-owner: Tired of it?

Guo: You must choose what you like!

Boss-in-law (sorry): Are you tired?

Guo: Because nobody likes you.

? Ok, Guo, have you learned to embroider penguins?

? That's Yuanyang! !

Tong: What about jiaozi?

Guo: I died with the stove!

Xiaoguode Spring Festival couplets

Part I: The Year of the Monkey is the Year of the Rooster.

Bottom line: The Year of the Rooster is the Year of the Dog.

Horizontal batch: one year is one year!

Scholar: Then why not let me write Spring Festival couplets?

Boss: Your handwriting is too thin to celebrate. I'll let you write when I get to Tomb-Sweeping Day!

Scholar: The cool breeze and bright moon disturb my heart and brush my heart? Scratch my heart? Pick my heart?

Child shopkeeper: I still dig my heart, and it took a lot of effort! !

Lao Xing: There are two beggars from other places. Please help entertain them. They all come from four circles. . . . . . . . . . . .

Document: This kid is good. Find a chance to give him a bag.

That man: I thank your ancestors for 18 generations. . . . . . . .

His face is hot and his ass is cold.

Part I: Resisting domestic violence

Part II: Calling for social love.

Horizontal criticism: Don't talk to strangers.

I finally ate a salted duck egg and picked up Huang Er. .....

I can't steal, I can't rob, and I can't kill and set fire. . . .

Then you are too modest.

Next time, don't shout yet.

I don't recruit her, I provoke her, I not only provoke her, but also bully her to death.

Money shopkeeper: Do you have to force her to cheat her body?

I believe you must be better than a donkey. . . . . . . .

Guo: No matter how tired and bitter you are, be yourself 250! If you take another risk, you will think that you have two sides.

Scholar: Huh? Nongnan can learn from it,

Wushuang: Watch your language.

Scholar: Farmers can't wait for home.

Wu Shuang: I even told you not to speak Shanghainese.

Mouth: What are you doing? Who let you into my kitchen, who let you touch my spoon and who let you touch my soy sauce? . . Not soy sauce, but vinegar. . . Try it. . . Ah bah, who told you to touch the pot of water I brushed? . . .

Ask the world if this mountain is the highest. A loving baby is like a treasure. If it is sentimental, it will grow old. I love you so much that I can't forget it. Can't forget your tears, your kindness, your intoxicating lingering, and the faint smell of tobacco between your fingers?

Ji (big head): I killed you-

The scholar shouted, Who killed me? Who did I kill? (Brave. . . Shocked countless people)

Ji (stunned): I killed me?

Scholar: Correct answer! Do it!

? Ah, my fiery biceps ~ ~! ! ?

Thief: Is there a thief like you? Stealing and cleaning other people's houses

Stealing Saint (White): Can it be done without cleaning? I have to follow the footprints.

Thief: You have something. You will return them to others in a few days.

Theft of Saint: Can I not send it back? You are not in a hurry to lose things!

? Do you think I love money that much?

? You are! ?

? Am I ashamed?

? Just shame, okay?

? Shame and joy?

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