Funny phrases in life humor philosophy

Humor in life contains philosophical funny phrases, including the following. 1. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again. 2. Running a red light generally has two consequences, or one minute faster than others. Or a lifetime faster than others. 3. When you are alive, you will be laughed at at at first, then you will laugh at others, and finally you will die laughing. 4. Sorry is a kind of sincerity, it doesn't matter, it is a kind of grace. If you pay sincerity, you won't get grace. That can only show each other's ignorance and vulgarity.