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How to refuse a flower seller on Valentine's Day?

Valentine's day is coming, and people will sell flowers in the streets and alleys. In the face of a little brother or sister who sells to passers-by, how should I refuse?

As a single person for a long time, I walked past them with headphones on this day, even if I met someone who took the initiative to speak, I would pretend not to hear the fast passing.

If you don't want to wear headphones, you can tease the other person and say, "Buy flowers for your girlfriend/boyfriend?" In a word, the other party said stupidly and took the opportunity to escape. If the other party tactfully responds by saying "send", you will gladly say "buy", but you have no money, so you can only pay by mobile phone. Unfortunately, the mobile phone has no Internet access or no charge. After all this, the other party has no patience.

If a couple walks in the street, it will be a little troublesome. The most unique routine I have ever seen is that a boy pointed to his girlfriend and said, this is my father's newly married stepmother, and I don't want to go home and get beaten. Under everyone's dumbfounded, he took the so-called stepmother and walked away. You can refer to this method.