What funny jokes do you know?

Cooking fish heads with chopped peppers at home, the fish said "spicy eyes." At the Olympic Games, several table tennis players chatted together. Ishikawa Kasumi asked Fukuhara Ai, "We can all beat China athletes this time. Do you believe in Xiao Ai? " Fukuhara Ai said, "No." Ishikawa asked Li Jiawei again: "Does Wei Jia believe it?" Li Jiawei said, "No", see a psychologist. After listening to my story, the doctor said, "You are not depressed, you are really miserable!" " "

The mother gave her son an arithmetic problem. "You have five apples. Dad took two and mom took three. How many apples do you have left? " ? The son said, "Is this fucking thing?"

"Hello, my name is Ma, and I see cattle, sheep and horses when the wind blows."

"My surname is white, red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple."

Gentlemen's Day Three Provinces: Am I being rude? I don't give him face? Shouldn't I do it?

At ten o'clock in the evening, a woman's growl came from upstairs: "What does it matter? Huh? What does it matter? What does it matter? " My gossip heart is pounding. The woman said angrily, "They are opposites!"

The chickens in the zoo caught a cold and their voices were hoarse. The little animals were frightened and shouted, "The cock crow suddenly changed!" "

"Sister, how about a blind date?"

"Half the battle."

"What's the situation?"

"I went, but he didn't come."