After taking the Putonghua test five times, I cried with laughter

When you see the title here, shouldn’t there be applause?

At the beginning of college, I was lucky to be the class monitor. The class monitor was about to speak. I cleared my throat and prepared some words. The instructor's assistant was standing at the door, waiting for me, a green leaf, to set off her.

Hey, isn’t it just introducing someone? Let’s get started!

"Everyone, stop for a moment. Let me introduce you to a "student sister". I looked at the classmates below and all raised their heads in unison and looked at me blankly.

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I was shocked, could I have said it wrong? I only said one sentence, how could I say it wrong?

I ignored it and continued, "This The (young) lady from the school will tell you a few things about study when she comes to the stage. Everyone..."

Before I could finish speaking, people under the podium were already laughing so hard, some were holding their stomachs. Some of them had their mouths open, but I didn’t realize what the problem was. The senior girl at the door was so angry and embarrassed that her face turned red and she ran away without saying anything.

I didn’t know what happened until afterward. Mandarin is so cruel, this is the first time I made a joke in college

In the Guanzhong area where I live, the gap between Xi'an dialect and Mandarin is not very big, but I am the only one who is very serious, nl does not distinguish. , I sang "Nan Shan Nan" for half a year, but I still couldn't sing it correctly. I was so angry that I cursed feebly like Ah Q: "I can sing "Ms. Dong", but I can't sing "Nan Shan Nan"." "

In Mandarin class, try to sit in the last row, but the teacher asked the last row to read the text aloud.

I couldn't go to the first row, and everyone made a collective recommendation.

Seeing that there is no escape, I can only complain, "This cry is going to make me disappear!" ”

I failed the first Mandarin test with a score of 85.7. It doesn’t matter. My good buddy, the guy from northern Shaanxi has the same character as me. If I have a companion, who am I to be timid?

Before the second Mandarin test, I was sitting in the teacher’s office. She gave me painstaking instructions all afternoon, “Come on, put the tip of your tongue against the roof of your mouth. "Come on, do it again..." "Do it again..." "Do it again..." In the end, the teacher also gave up, but he still couldn't bear to look at me and secretly gave me a few tips to prepare for the exam. . Haha, look at me this time...

86.1 points...

Look at my good buddy, he looked as sad as me and only said one thing to me: "From now on." We two brothers, stay far away from each other, we can’t say for sure about exams, and if we are evil, it will be contagious..."

Every morning, the two of us hold books, "blue sky...men and women...ragged... ...leading...alongtang..." We practiced this over and over again.

Half a year later, we came for the third time. This time we were full of confidence and there would be no problem. After leaving the examination room, I grew a Tone, no problem! Haha...

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Oh my God, it’s really unfair. It’s just a little bit different. Just make your pronunciation more accurate, and that'll be it.

Miss, I've corrected it. I don't even think it's strong anymore.

My heart is a little hurt. It was broken all over the floor.

But I still have to take the exam, and why am I getting worse and worse, and there are more problems. Mandarin gives me a deep sense of frustration.

My classmates. When they looked at me, they smiled, and I seemed to see the melon peels lying on the ground next to them, all looking at me quietly and laughing at me.

Every day after that, I kept saying it silently when I walked. It’s easy to pronounce words in Mandarin. When others see me, I always mumble, and my mother says it’s like “making vinegar”.

When the fourth big exam came, I was silent again. Three months of preparation.

85.3, I can’t, it’s a record low... I’ve been practicing Mandarin in my spare time for the past six months, but I haven’t made any progress.

No. Maybe! !

"I want this day, no longer can I cover my eyes..." This is my inexplicable anger.

"Is God covering my eyes?" I closed the curtain and forgot to open it.

"This is my constant complaint.

Some things may seem easy to others. To my classmates.

Some things may seem difficult to others. Just skip a jump. You can do it by jumping, to my friends from northern Shaanxi.

There are some things that I have worked hard on, but I have tried all the wrong methods and tricks, but I still haven’t succeeded. Later I realized that God doesn’t want you to jump. One jump is for you to soar into the sky!

That’s right, the last time is 88.7! I checked it countless times to see if the curtain in front of me was opened, and it was true! Hehe, laugh once!

Look again, face the mirror, and continue hehe!

I put the five Mandarin certificates in a document bag, and I will take it often in the future. Come out and take a look.

It doesn’t matter!

In fact, the Mandarin certificate does not mean anything. There are still many problems in Mandarin. If it still has some meaning, it is to stick to it.

I can’t be proud to say that I took the Mandarin test five times in college, but at least I persisted in one thing over and over again, five times, and never gave up.

“Fuck. Yes, at least I tried, damn..."