Is crying better than laughing or laughing better than crying?

People: Moderator (hereinafter referred to as "Moderator"): Two supporters (hereinafter referred to as "plus 1" and "plus 2" respectively): Two opponents (hereinafter referred to as "minus 1" and "minus 2" respectively): Moderator: Good evening, viewers in front of the TV! (Bow) Now we will hold the final of the National Mobile Commercial Street Cup Ice Debate Competition. I'm Ale, the host today. . . . . This debate contest is sponsored by UFIDA Mobile Commerce, and my mother and I are going to drink yogurt series, with the support of your big head and big head yogurt series. Choose a mobile commercial street and choose a beautiful life. Let's welcome the debaters on both sides. The entrance music starts, and both sides enter. There's something wrong with you.,,,,) Lord: Today, it's better to laugh than cry. The opposing argument is that crying is better than laughing. Next, I declare the debate now open. (Pause for 2 seconds) Drink Mom. I want to drink a series of yogurt. Whoever drinks it will understand. Let's welcome the one-minute debate. Positive 1: Thank you, Madam President. We think laughing is better than crying for three reasons. First of all, laughter is synonymous with beauty. Whenever we talk about beautiful women in history from ancient times to the present, all books are about smiles and smiles. I don't think I need to say much about this. As the Arctic velvet thermal underwear says, what's it called? (See Zheng Zheng 2) Zheng Zheng 2: Who wears the spirit. Positive 1: That's not the sentence, you pig head. Everyone on the earth knows! Face 2: You know you still ask me, this person ... is 1: I choose to laugh, which means I choose beauty, and I choose what I like. Heads 2 (putting shoes on the table, saying): Antazheng 1: Second, laughter can add fun to our lives and make our lives colorful. As long as you have laughter, you will find that life can be better. Front 2: Beautiful air conditioning 1: Third, laughter can shorten the distance between people, make everyone live in harmony, be polite to people, and be peaceful to the country and people, the world and the universe. It can be seen that laughing is better than crying. Thank you! The PRESIDENT: Thank you for your wonderful speech. Choose to drink your big head series yogurt and choose to be healthy every day. Let's ask the opposing party to debate and make a statement, and the time is also one minute. Please welcome anti- 1: Thank you, Madam President. The other party's speech just now was wonderful, but we can't agree with some of their views. We believe that laughing is better than crying. Just like the advertisement of Xinfei is not as good as the refrigerator of Xinfei. First, crying is the most important way to vent depression. We heard that some people were unhappy, some died of depression, and even heard that some people played mahjong and laughed to death. So, don't laugh wildly when you are happy, but cry when you are sad. Another thing, crying can strengthen your body, beauty beauty. It's hard to hide. Just cry. Studies have shown that crying affects more than 200 facial muscles. As the saying goes, life lies in exercise, and crying more can make you younger, really make you white and become different. Counter 2: There is nothing to cry about. It really works. My waist is no longer sore, my back is no longer painful, my legs and feet are no longer cramped, and my eloquence is also strong! Anti 1: summary, summary, summary, crying is really better than laughing. Thank you! The PRESIDENT: Thank you for your wonderful speech. Choose mobile shopping street, and choose shopping fun in your palm. Audience friends at the scene and in front of the TV can pick up your mobile phone and send a text message to 9 16068 to participate in our program, and have the opportunity to get beautiful gifts prepared by us. There are two choices for gifts: a black-hearted duck egg provided by Baiyangdian healthy duck egg, Baiyangdian duck egg and a battle egg in the duck egg! Is your child heartless? A bottle of sour lung oral liquid provided by Glucose Heart Oral Liquid is more considerate than anyone else. The number of prizes is limited, first come, first served. Please send a text message to 9 16068 12345 for those in favor, and to 9 160685432 1 for those against, and a beautiful gift is waiting for you. Choose mobile commerce to give you a nice and beautiful one. Let's enter the free debate. Each side has five minutes. Please speak first. Positive 1: We just said that laughter is synonymous with beauty. Do other debaters have any questions about this well-known view? Counterparty 2: So, how does the other debater prove this? +0: Do I need to say this? There are too many idioms and allusions, a beautiful smile, a captivating smile, a toothless smile and a hearty laugh. . . Anti 1: and laugh off your fangs! Audience friends, be sure to watch your big teeth and don't laugh! Look at me, my teeth are good, my appetite is good, my figure is great, and my taste is good. You see, the blue sky must be cured. Heads 2: Don't be too happy for the other debater. Let's see what a better word is for crying. Cry dad and cry mom. Counter 2: What happened to the ghost crying and wolf howling? We call it dancing with wolves, showing the true nature of men. Anti 1: seven wolves suit, male choice (on seven wolves suit) plus 2: It seems that the other debater really didn't pretend to understand and dared to speak just now. I want to ask you what a suit is. Counter 2: See what you mean, do you understand? Plus 2: Of course. Suit/KLOC-originated from some countries and regions in Central Europe in the 0/8th century and was introduced to China in the early 20th century. A complete suit includes coat, trousers, shirt and tie. Since the reform and opening up, suits have once become the most common clothing on the streets of China. Anti 1: In my opinion, I'm afraid you don't even know the most basic requirements of a suit. Zheng: What don't you know? Women have the same requirements for men as men have for suits. Counter 2: You are talking nonsense. Master: Hey, pay attention to your two families. What a mess! This is a message of success. Congratulations to a friend whose mobile phone number is110119 who won the first prize in this program. The prize is a one-day trip to Beijing Wildlife Park. (Parentheses) Air tickets are at their own expense, round-trip air tickets are at their own expense and meals are at their own expense. Congratulations to this friend who won the prize. Choose mobile shopping street, choose a better life. (2-second pause) I won't talk about ordinary people. Okay, let's continue the game. Positive 1: We believe that laughing is better than crying, which is supported by sufficient arguments. For example, if I want to give a gift to my opponent's defensive friend, I have to hold the gift in my hand and laugh and say, Would you please accept it? Counterparty 2: Hey, there are no gifts this year. Anti 1: We only accept bath towels as gifts. Positive 1: Don't interrupt. Laughter is an indispensable ingredient in people's lives. Let's give another debater an example Another debater has eaten braised pork. Can braised pork be without soy sauce? Counterparty 2: I want to remind another debater that your question has nothing to do with this debate, so I can't tell you even though I like it very much. But I can definitely answer you that braised pork can be cooked without soy sauce. +0: How can braised pork without soy sauce be called braised pork? Counterparty 2: Hey, the debater obviously doesn't know much about braised pork. No soy sauce. Why? We can mix sugar, salt, starch and jujube, add 3 grams of pepper, 3 grams of pepper, onion 1 root, ginger 1 slice, cooking wine 10 ml, a little parsley, 60 grams of oil, chopped onion, ginger and garlic, and 250 grams of shank meat, and steam them in a pot. (doing actions) anti 1: Wow! Steamed dragon ~ anti-2: OK, take the pot, anti-1: Shake it before eating, it tastes great! +1: Listen, listen. Oh, my God! Another debater actually confused braised pork with steamed meat. Anti 1: What happened to rice noodles and steamed pork with rice noodles? (anti 1 hit anti-2' s arm and ask for help) anti-2: Yes, yes, what's wrong with rice flour and steamed pork? Steamed pork with flour is delicious, too! Anti 1: Yes, steamed pork with rice flour is also delicious. Haven't you tried? Meat is delicious, and you should eat more vegetarian dishes, so that the nutrition will be balanced, but be careful that no matter what you eat, you must wash it before eating. Washing is healthier! Choose a mobile commercial street and choose a beautiful life. Here is a new congratulatory message. Since the beginning of the program, we have received congratulatory messages from the staff of China's embassies abroad and overseas compatriots. Ambassadors from the Chinese Embassy in Afghanistan, the Embassy of China in Iraq, the Embassy of China in Ethiopia and the Embassy of China in Zambia said in their congratulatory messages: "Although we are overseas, we have been paying close attention to the growth of mobile commerce for a long time. I wish the mobile commerce company better and better, and the mobile commercial street sells well. We will always be close to you, back to back, hand in hand, face to face, mouth to mouth. Hart, Hart, soul mate, hand in hand, you rely on me and I rely on you, step by step, a happy life will last forever. I wish the debate a complete success. " (Pause for a few seconds) Ok, let's continue the game. Positive 1: Laughter is the symbol of the winner, and the winner is the silver (person) who laughs last. Anti 1: Attention of the opposing debater. Zhou Youwang dressed as a vassal just to win a smile from a beautiful woman and eventually became the king of national subjugation; Opposing Party 2: Yes, Cao Mengde defeated Huarong Road, and San Xiao attracted Zhao Guan and Zhang San's troops. Thanks to crying, he won the sympathy of Guan Yu and let him live. So crying is the best. Positive 1: Don't forget that there is no best but better! Heads 2: Aucma (Upper Aucma) is against 1: It's better to laugh than to cry at a critical moment. Heads 1: But with laughter, you have confidence, confidence, sunshine, and solar energy for hundreds of millions of families. Heads 2: 100 million solar water heaters Tail 2: This one also has shortcomings, because everything has two sides, which is just like treating a cold with black and white. Eating white films during the day has no spirit, and eating black films at night can't sleep. Positive 1: I ask you to think about it. When we meet for the first time every morning, we always smile and say, "Hello, Belly ..." Just 2: opposite Xingshu Capsule is 1: Let's put it this way. Everyone knows that tears of joy can lead to sadness. It can be seen that both extremes of laughter are crying. What is the explanation? (Zheng 1 and Zheng 2 stand up at the same time and see each other stand up and sit down at the same time. ) positive 1 is positive 2: Go ahead. Positive 2 is positive 1: Why should I say it? You stood up and didn't say anything? Positive 1 is positive 2: you stand up, too. Why don't you say something? Positive 2 is positive 1: Don't stand up if you don't say it later. Positive 1 is positive 2: I won't stand up now, you say. Positive 2 is positive 1: I need to know what to say. Why do I have to talk nonsense with you? Against 1: The opponent is at the end of his rope. Meng Jiangnv's husband cried down the Great Wall. This is a legendary story, but he has never heard of the Great Wall being laughed down! Isn't that very convincing? Zheng Er: What is the persuasiveness of this phone call? Did you see Meng Jiangnv cry down the Great Wall? Anti 1: I didn't read it. Hey, I'm not looking. Are you watching? Zheng: You don't know what you are talking about here. Anti 1: Don't talk nonsense without reading it? +1: Hey, the other debater, I'm telling you, you're eating too much pork, and you're turning into a pig. Lord: Silence! Silence! The Great Wall will never fall, and domestic products will constantly strive for self-improvement. Pay attention to the pros and cons, and don't talk nonsense about parents' portraits. (Pause) Choose a mobile shopping street, and choose a gorgeous life. I didn't see the cute girl cry down the Great Wall either. Forget it, we won't pursue this problem. PRESIDENT: OK, time is up. Please stop talking. Today's game is over. Now let me sum up the game: today's debate was conducted in a peaceful atmosphere, and both debaters expounded their views in a friendly and powerful way. It's really women right, men right, women right, men right. The two sides are evenly matched. Choose a mobile commercial street and choose a beautiful life. Our SMS voting statistics are under great pressure. At present, professional players are temporarily leading by 0-0. Congratulations to the professional debater. In the future program, we will announce the final champion of this debate. Next, ask each contestant to say a paragraph and then leave. (Go to the center of the stage in turn and read carefully. After the last person finished, the next person began to leave his seat. Zhengyi: For so many years, whenever I see an oasis on the horizon, I always think of UFMobile! Zhenger: After I chose UFMobile, my wife chose me. After my daughter-in-law chose the mobile shopping mall, I ... chose my daughter-in-law! Reverse one: Since using UFMobile2.0, he has been kind to me; Since the use of mobile business street, it is really good for everyone! Anti-two: scientific research proves that the birth of boys and girls depends on the husband; Facts have proved that the future of mobile e-commerce portal is decided by us UFMobile! Goodbye, audience friends! (Bowing)