Are there any funny limericks?

I still want to throw up when I wake up,

Hungry,

Take a casual walk in the street.

Seeing a gentle and graceful back,

Too beautiful to be square,

Looking back suddenly,

Scared a lot of handsome guys.

Men don't pick up girls,

Psychological acid;

Women don't have sex,

I am very distressed;

Some girls don't answer their phones,

Reform through labor;

Hook up with girls,

It's for heaven

Men are 20 semi-finished products,

Thirty is the finished product,

Forty is a boutique,

Fifty is the best,

Sixty is the highest grade,

Seventy is rubbish,

Eighty is a souvenir.

Wife, wife, I love you,

Just like farmers grow rice,

Be careful to serve you,

When you slowly turn into rice,

Love you, miss you, eat you,

I'm going to start planting rice again!

Sister, I love you,

Sing a love song for you.

Whether it is cold or hot,

Happy or worried.

I miss you in the toilet,

So send a text message.

Modern teachers have high martial arts,

Everyone can throw darts,

Teaching is a magic weapon,

Either homework or exams,

Ask for money after the exam,

If you don't give it to someone, you can pawn it.

You are a slut,

Right or wrong is always related to feelings.

The Zhumen banquet was disappointing,

Comments on monarchs with initials.

There is a limit to the blue sky and blue sea.

You and I have always loved each other,

I will miss you deeply,

Into expectations and blessings.

You were sad a few times last night,

At present, I feel very touched.

Helpless as it is,

I like it.

Class discipline is very good,

You must report to the bathroom,

If anyone dares to shout,

Ask his parents to come at once.

Bright moonlight in front of the window,

The thief climbed up the window.

Open the safe,

Check again and again.

Endless love rises and falls like waves,

Look at your heart. Who knows?

Although much ado about nothing,

Hold hands and smile at the sky three times.

Ass is human's anger,

People who fart are so happy,

The fart sniffer is depressed,

Farts keep diaries,

The above four words continue to work hard.

Buddha in Yang Yuchun

You slept well,

Get some sleep and everything will be fine.

If I sleep with you,

Who will protect this country?

I love you is a slip of the tongue,

I hope this is a clerical error,

Getting married was a mistake,

Having a baby was a mistake,

Divorce turned out to be a mistake,

Divorce and remarriage. You are too stubborn.

When my wife is angry,

Men have to hide;

Once my wife gets fat,

Men slip;

Once my wife becomes rich,

This man will step down.

Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet.

Rows of flowers are ruined.

Occasionally meet a few pairs of wild mandarin ducks.

It is also a pheasant with a pervert!

Walking at dusk one day,

It's cool to see an evil men's wear,

Vomiting, vomiting,

Why don't you bend your head and hit a tree?

As soon as the ugly girl looks back,

Scared a cow to death;

Ugly girl two looks back,

The Yellow River Waterfall goes upstream;

The ugly girl turned three times,

Tai Sen changed to table tennis!

You are a book and I am a bag.

You are a mouse, I am a cat,

You are wood, I am glue,

You are pork, I am a knife,

We have a good relationship,

You pay for dinner tonight!

The foot of my bed is shining so brightly,

I have no money to hide,

Looking up at the bank,

Bow your head into the classroom.

Decades after birth,

I have no money in my pocket,

Robbed a small bank,

Been locked up for years.

Horse, four legs

The sea is full of water.

Damn it, it's all ghosts

Men, men are strange,

If you have a ticket, it will go bad;

Take a sauna every day;

He doesn't love his good wife at home;

The more lovers, the more pies.

Four ideals of mankind:

Money fell in the sky,

Handsome guys are disabled;

The beauty's skull is rusty,

Crying for me to soak.

Jiangchengzi postgraduate entrance examination

After ten years of cold window, I forgot without thinking.

I'm going to take the postgraduate entrance examination, and I have nowhere to go.

Even if the undergraduate course is useless, I am worried about the postgraduate entrance examination.

Dreaming of the winning list at night, dressing up in front of the mirror, waking up speechless, only tears.

It is expected that graduate students will suffer more harm after returning to China.

What if I can't swim?

It's a little difficult to breathe underwater. The morgue is busy every day!

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I ran into it by chance,

Welcome new friends from academic groups,

The morning breeze carries the fruit,

What can a green world ask for?

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Wei Dao ying you dance,

Zizhuxuan kapok blooms!

The scenery in the scholarly group is good,

Ten fingers into a forest calligraphy exhibition!

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Love is like the scenery of the sea,

My heart is entrusted to Zizhuxuan!

Write articles at random,

Happiness lies in contentment and stability!

Yayun Xiang Jun

Welcome to Friends of Scenery.

Come to the group, everyone is happy.

Talented people get together with beautiful women.

Good luck in the new year and get a big gift.

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The scenery of scholarly family is unique,

A gifted scholar and a beautiful woman live long, but don't run.

The ancestors of the Tang and Song Dynasties lost a little wind,

Romantic figures still look at the present.

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Man landed on the moon,

The scenery is just different.

I haven't seen the end yet,

I suddenly fell into the sea.

Singing fish

It's hard to find bosom friends,

Zhitong is only for gold!

The ancient road is gone by the west wind,

People don't lose heart for themselves!