Write a joke about mosquitoes.

In the evening, my daughter pestered her father to tell stories. Dad was tired of being pestered and asked, "Do you want to hear a long story or a short story?" The daughter said, "It's a long story." Dad said, "Once upon a time, there was a fly buzzing, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing …" Daughter said, "I want to hear a short story." Dad said, "Bang! Dead! " , daughter "..."