English joke

When I applied for the job, the examiner was a beautiful lady. When I was nervous, I said the following:

"My name is 'old five wang'" (My name is Wang Laowu)

"I boom (exploded) at 1971year!" (I was born in 1971) ※I pronounce born as boom, anyway, it is very similar.

"My toyear is 28year" (28 years old this year) ※ Later I realized that today is today, but this year is not toyear.

"My home has a papa and a mama and a didi" (There are parents and a younger brother at home) ※Actually, I know that younger brother needs to be called brother, but because the pronunciation is too smooth, I pronounce it as didi.

"And an uncle and a young watch sister and a old watch sister live with us" (There is also an uncle and a cousin and a cousin living with us) ※It turned out later that the cousins ??were wrong Yes, watch is a watch, but watch refers to a watch. But I swear I never taught English to my cousins ??when I was studying.

"my interest is sing song, see movie, xxxx do computer and push horse road" There was a sound of "Eh", could this young lady not understand it? Later I learned that the English word for “fuck” is different from the word for “operation”.

“my special long is up internet, sales, play power move

game and beat word” (my specialties are internet, business, playing electric toys and typing)

“In the future I hope can go round travel world and help everybody all very happy”

“ thank you and over!" (Thank you! It's over!)

The lady was stunned for a full minute.