A collection of funny sayings about turtles

The tortoise eats wicker - a belly full of knitting; the mouth can weave

The tortoise eats watermelon - it rolls; crawls; rolls and crawls

The neck of the tortoise - can be extended: can be retracted; retracted

The tortoise's *** - regulations (turtle buttocks)

The chicken feathers on the tortoise's belly - turtle (return) ) The heart is like an arrow

A chicken feather is stuck in the belly of the tortoise - returning (turtle). The heart is like an arrow

A wax skewer is stuck in the lid of the tortoise - the ghost (tortoise) is on fire

The bastard worships God - he cannot put it on the table; he cannot put it on the table

The bastard looks at mung beans - he has a blind eye

The bastard carries the fork - he feels that he has light

The tortoise eats melons - the seeds are popular

The tortoise climbs the threshold - just watch the fall

The tortoise encounters hail when he comes ashore - shrinks back

The tortoise laughs at the turtle - each other; the same as each other

The turtle eats charcoal - the black-hearted tortoise

Jiang Taigong fishes for the tortoise - the one who wishes stretches his neck

Tadpoles Follow the turtle - pretending to be the grandson of a bastard

Carry a bastard in your pocket - a coward

The old turtle swallows the weighing weight - a cruel bastard

Rat pull Bastard - can't find the head

Bastard hanging on the beam - four legs helpless

Bastard wearing wicker - a bunch of black goods

Catfish looking for catfish , Tortoises looking for tortoises - birds of a feather flock together

Crabs get married - they are all tortoises

Catching tortoises in the buckwheat field - a sure shot

Catching tortoises in the buckwheat fields - A sure shot

The tortoise in the water jar - blind bumping; blind collision

The tortoise carries two drums - one in front of the person and one behind the person

The tortoise eats firecrackers ——Hold your breath and get angry

The tortoise eats the weight of the scale——He is iron-hearted

The tortoise has a heart-the rectum is straight; he can’t hold anything back

The tortoise bites his finger— - Will not let go

The tortoise is beaten with a stick - shrinks back

The tortoise looks in the mirror - turtle-shaped ()

The tortoise digs into a mouse hole - probably (cover ) is difficult to handle

The tortoise sits on the stove and kang - holding back his breath and feeling angry

The tortoise makes a report - holding in the (turtle) sound to hold back the (turtle) breath

The tortoise sits down Confinement - finishing (playing) eggs