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What looks cheap but expensive?
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Hand strap
For friends outside the circle, what do you think of tape-ordinary stationery, two or three sheets, if you think so, it's all wet!
Manual tape is a kind of paper tape specially used for decoration. It has all kinds of patterns. Although it is a small roll, it is much more expensive than ordinary tape because the printing is very complicated and there are almost no repeated patterns on it.
Generally, the price of hand-held tape in ordinary domestic cooperatives is around ten or twenty! You heard me right, it's a roll, seven or eight times more than ordinary paper tape, which is equivalent to a lunch gone.
This is also an entry-level category. If you want to post a complete work, you need at least ten volumes. No wonder everyone says that Handbooks look good, and the posts above are all walking RMB. Can it look good?
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sling
When I was a child, I felt really ugly when I saw others wearing braces, but I also smiled at myself. When other people have all their teeth, I envy them and think I have one myself. I thought a few hundred dollars was enough. I was sorry when I asked the price, but I went to the wrong door.
How expensive do you think braces are, hundreds? Thousands? Let me tell you the answer. The price of a braces is basically around 1~2w, and even the price in invisible braces will double.
Some people even make fun of me. I earn 3000 yuan a month and wear 2w braces. Am I proud? Now it's a sigh to see others wearing braces. Really rich.
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look
Watches are definitely one of the favorite ways for the rich to show off their wealth.
I used to be young and ignorant. I thought watches were almost the same price, hundreds, and tens of thousands were already local tyrants.
I didn't know until I grew up that there was someone outside and there was a day behind me. The watches in the hands of the rich are all seven-digit, eight-digit and some even nine-digit.
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lipstick
Many people can't afford big-name lipsticks and like to find some flat samples. They think they have made a profit, but in fact they have lost a lot! Take the lipstick of the perfect diary as an example. Do you think it's cheap?
However, it should be noted that its net content is 0.8g Take out the calculator silently and calculate that 1g is 1 12.5. Compare Dior, Givenchy and Chanel! I found that Chanel was only 100 yuan 1 gram, and I banged on my calculator.
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nut
There used to be nuts at home during the Spring Festival, such as almonds and macadamia nuts, but they were only enough to satisfy their desire. I thought that when I grew up and made money, I could feel the freedom of nuts.
When I grew up, I got my first salary, and I went to the supermarket excitedly. The price tag is: 34 pounds of macadamia nuts, and I walked out silently. In an instant, I silently understood why nuts are only available during the Spring Festival.
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bow
People who are not nearsighted have a vague concept of eye frames. I asked a friend before how many glasses frames they think there are, and he thought about it and said dozens. I feel that there is a ten-dollar store, which is very cheap.
I was shocked when I heard that my frame was 200 yuan. After all, it's just a very ordinary black-rimmed spectacle frame, not counting lenses.
Glasses frames are expensive because you need lenses, and your favorite frames may not match your lenses, resulting in the price of frames generally around 200-300. If it is necessary to make frames with special materials, the price may range from several thousand to several thousand.
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camera lens
Buy a camera and feel that you have entered the camera industry? All wet, the most expensive camera is not the fuselage! It's a lens.
The lens of a camera has zoom, fixed focus and telephoto. According to the aperture size and distance, the price varies. Usually, a lens is more expensive than the whole camera.
Take the entry-level SLR as an example. Do you think the camera lens is fifty-fifty? Actually, it's 28 points, and the lens accounts for 8.
Canon 50mmF 1.2 fixed-focus lens, the price is basically around 10 thousand yuan,
Canon's 500mm fixed-focus lenses are all around 50,000 to 60,000.
Sure enough, art is the most expensive I worked hard to save money for a whole year, and a shot was gone.
At present, the most expensive lens in the world is as high as12.56 million yuan, and its weight is also very worthy of the price, weighing 260 kilograms. I just don't know how to take it out and take pictures. Maybe it's just at home I don't understand the world of rich people.
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mineral water
Where do you think mineral water is the most expensive? A friend threw up before and went to the scenic spot to buy a bottle of Evian mineral water. When I checked out, I received the money from 30 yuan, which made her reluctant to lose the bottle.
I was shocked after listening to it. In order to comfort her broken heart, I silently took out my browser and searched for the most expensive mineral water in the world. Although I was prepared in my heart, I was shocked when I saw the price.
What do you think is the most expensive mineral water? Take a wild guess, 50 thousand? More than half a million!
The most expensive mineral water in the world is Beverly Hills 90H20, with a price as high as100000 USD, equivalent to 680000 RMB. Every bite is full of money.
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hair
When I was a child, I watched the big waves in the album and thought I would do the same hairstyle in the future. I saved 200 yuan and walked into my dream barber shop. When I asked about the price, I found that I was missing a zero. I silently said that I would do it next time and run away quickly.
I used to wash, cut and blow a set of 20 yuan, but now 20 yuan is not enough for you to go to the barber shop to wash your hair. Just bleaching hair requires 300 yuan, not to mention other services.
Just like this netizen, thinking about making 200 pieces of hair, under the operation of Teacher Tony, he silently spent 2000 pieces of hair with the same hairstyle as 200 pieces.
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shoe
When I was in primary school, I often watched boys compare shoes. I don't care. I don't know what that feels like. When I grow up, I know that people are showing off their wealth.
It's not worth a few dollars to step on Aj. The mobile phone is four or five thousand, and a pair of Aj has no soul. The more you buy, the more addictive you become. An AJ wall is worth the down payment of a suite. People just want to say, local tyrant, please be friends with me.
You think this is the ceiling in your shoes? Aj is "poor" compared with the moon and stars. Price.
Moon Star is the most expensive shoe in the world at present, made of pure gold. Each shoe is also inlaid with a 30-carat diamond and meteorite fragments, and the price is as high as 65.438+0.2 billion RMB! Cinderella's crystal shoes are not that expensive.
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