Do you have any jokes to post?

2: The cashier said: There is no change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

3: My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

4: If you have time to learn Feng Shui, occupying a good tomb after death can make up for the regret that you couldn't afford a good house before your death.

5: others pretend, so I have to pretend to be experienced.

6: I am fat, not a clown.

7: As long as Taiwan Province doesn't recover, I won't pass Grade 4!

8: If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to work; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

9: Snail running wildly.

1: I have to read the Forbes rich list every morning when I get up. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

11: Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

12: I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.

13: The accountant said, "Come and get your salary later. I have no change here."

14: can you see that I am powdered?

15: Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

16: My name is Rain and my nickname is Runtu.

17: please have a Yangzhou fried rice, more chopped green onion, less salt and an egg, and pack it and take it away.

18: Once when I was on the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.

19: It is both house and rotten, and its future is uncertain.

2: Failure is not terrible, but success is the key.

21: The most mysterious department in history: relevant departments.

22: Undeniably, mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human body art in this century!

23: There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.

24: People have backgrounds, while I have backgrounds.

25: the ideal of meat is the life of Chinese cabbage.

26: White Horse … Where have you been! Did you lose the prince and dare not come to see me?

27: it's easy to hide in the open, but hard to prevent in the dark.

28: Don't mistake dried shrimps for seafood.

29: I am an angel, and I can't go back to heaven because of my weight.

3: Your mother is your father's cousin? (implying that this person's parents are married by close relatives, and the children who are married by close relatives are usually 2 ....................................................................................) < P > 31: Nowadays, college students are so incompetent! Come here and copy the film, and use the cut!

32: There are too many liars, and there are obviously not enough fools.

33: I was on the way to kill the dragon, swim across the river and climb to the top of the tower to kiss your princess.

34: I smile at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I go to sleep.

35: Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.

36: It's a long way to go in Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.

37: My life has both sides A and B, and yours has both sides S and B..

38: I'm not afraid of thieves carrying tools, but I'm afraid thieves know technology!