What is the joke told by the troll? I can't understand the English pronunciation I use.

Dinner is ready, let's stew here.

I like my woman to be short, fat and droopy, with bad breath.

I hope my girlfriend is short and fat, depressed and full of bad breath.

Troll man-"My head has shrunk. I just came out of the swimming pool. "

My head is getting smaller. I just came out of the pond.

Here comes the new troll.

The new troll reports.

I killed two dwarves this morning. I killed two dwarfs at night. I killed two idiots in the afternoon, and then I felt good. I killed two dwarves in peacetime and two in wartime. I kill two dwarves first, then two dwarves, and then two more. "(giant rhyme).

I killed two dwarfs in the morning, two dwarfs in the afternoon and two dwarfs in the evening. It feels good. (Translation ...)

I heard that if you cut off a limb, it will regenerate a little bigger. Don't believe. "

I heard that cutting off some limbs will grow bigger in a few days. Don't believe this statement.