A complete collection of Chinese tongue twisters

1. Dog with tail and ears.

From the south came his eldest brother-in-law’s dog with ears and tail.

From the north came his second brother-in-law. Our second dog with pulled tail and ears.

His eldest uncle’s big-tailed dog with big tail ears bit his second uncle’s second-big-tailed dog with tail ears;

His second uncle’s family’s second-legged dog with tail ears bit him The dog also bit his uncle's big dog with a tail and ears.

I don’t know whether it was his eldest uncle’s big-tailed dog with tail ears that bit his second uncle’s second-tailed dog first;

Or was it his second uncle’s second-tailed dog? The dog with pulled tail ears first bit his uncle’s big dog with pulled tail ears.

2. Fat and tender Nenba Eight-jin Chicken

My family has a fat and tender Nenba Eight-jin Chicken,

Flying in the backyard of Zhang’s house,

There is a fat and tender Nenba Eight-jin dog in the backyard of the Zhang family.

He bit my fat and tender Nenba Eight-jin chicken.

Sold him The fat and tender Nenba eight catties of dog,

I lost my fat and tender Nenba eight catties of chicken.

3. Chickens that don’t pee have their own way

Heaven has its own way

Chickens that don’t pee have their own way Tao

I heard that you know Kendo, Nindo, Humanity, Judo, Fistlifting, Karate, and Jeet Kune Do from Bruce Lee

Xiaofu said your father doesn’t follow the right path and your mother Just take the wrong path, you still don't follow the filial piety, you have been running rampant and domineering all day long, and talking nonsense, stepping on the black and white, going out, the police car is clearing the way, hurry up, you are a group of two white, three punches, four axes, no inflammation, six colors, seven up, eight down, five colors, three long, two short, ever-changing and fifty thousand. Dabili from Colorful Colors, organize the language and deep space to evolve your appearance~!~ I’m so angry, Xiaofu, are you pretending to me? I’ll hit you with a big fist until I reach Siberia and ask you to hug me The polar bear calls daddy

4. The autumn wind blows

The autumn wind blows, the branches sway, and the red and yellow leaves fall down.

Red leaves, yellow leaves, flying like butterflies.

5. Aunt hates Lin Niang

Aunt hates Lin Niang

Aunt Lin beats Lin Niang

Lin Niang beats Aunt Lin

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Yin Niang came to break up the fight and was punched by the two girls

6. Exchange wine for oil

One gourd of wine costs nine liang and a gourd of oil costs six liang. For 6 liang or 9 of oil, you need to replace 9 liang or 6 of wine. For 9 liang or 9 of wine, you don’t need to replace 6 liang or 9 of oil.

7. Bai Laoba

Eight ginkgo trees were planted in front of Bai Laoba's door.

Eight white mynahs flew in from the north. I don't know where they live. .

Bai Laobao took eight bada sticks and wanted to beat eight white starlings.

The eight white starlings flew up to eight ginkgo trees.

I don’t know that Bai Laoba used these eight bada sticks to hit eight white starlings.

He also hit eight ginkgo trees.

8. Build a house

Pick up a pebble,

draw a square grid on the ground,

build a house after drawing the grid ,

Draw a large square grid to build a big house,

Draw a small square grid to build a small house,

Give the house upstairs to the pigeons, < /p>

The house downstairs is given to the rabbit.

9. Peking Opera and Epigrams

Peking Opera is called Peking Opera,

Epigrams are called epigrams.

Peking Opera cannot be called aphorisms,

Aphorisms cannot be called Peking Opera.

10. Still one

One, one is one;

One, two, two one, still one;

One Two three, three two one, two one, still one;

One, two three four, four three two one, three two one, two one, still one;

One Two three four five, five four three two one, four three two one, three two one, two one, still one;

One two three four five six, six five four three two one, five four Three two one, four three two one, three two one, two one, still one;

One two three four five six seven, seven six five four three two one, six five four three two one, Five four three two one, four three two one, three two one, two one, still one;

One two three four five six seven eight, eight seven six five four three two one, seven six five Four three two one, six five four three two one, five four three two one, four three two one, three two one, two one, still one;

One two three four five six seven eight nine , 987654321, 87654321, 7654321, 654321, 54321, 4321, 321, Two one, still one;

One two three four five six seven eight nine ten, nineteen eight seven six five four three two one, nine eight seven six five four three two one, eight seven six five Four three two one, seven six five four three two one, six five four three two one, five four three two one, four three two one, three two one, two one, still one.

11. Shoes and eggplants

Grandpa buys a pair of shoes, and grandma buys a catty of eggplants.

Grandpa loves to eat the eggplant cooked by grandma.

Grandma likes to wear the shoes that grandpa picked out.

Grandpa and grandma try on the shoes after eating the eggplant.

12. Mending trousers

A piece of coarse cloth,

A pair of coarse trousers,

My brother is mending trousers in the house,

Do the flying needle routing yourself.

Patch coarse trousers with coarse cloth,

Patch coarse cloth with coarse cloth,

Brother put on coarse cloth trousers,

Remember hardship and simplicity live.

13. Pots and sheds

There is a pot in the sky,

A shed underground,

The pots touch the sheds, and the sheds touch the pots, < /p>

The shed fell down and the basin was broken.

Is it the shed to compensate for the basin,

Or is it the basin to compensate for the shed? Super Long Chinese Tongue Twisters

Super Long Chinese Tongue Twisters (1)

From the south came his eldest uncle’s family’s big dog with tail ears, and from the north came his second eldest brother’s family’s second dog. Pull tail and ears dog. His eldest uncle’s big-tailed dog with tail ears bit his second uncle’s second-largest dog with tail ears; Tail and ears like a dog. I don’t know whether it was his eldest uncle’s dog with big tail ears and big tail that bit his second uncle’s dog with 2 tail ears first; or it was his second uncle’s dog with 2 tail ears that bit his eldest uncle’s dog first. Dog with big tail and ears.

Super long Chinese tongue twister (2)

Sixty-six-year-old old man Lu built sixty-six houses, bought sixty-six baskets of oil, and raised sixty-six One cow planted sixty-six weeping willow trees. Sixty-six baskets of oil were piled in sixty-six buildings; sixty-six cows were tied to sixty-six weeping willow trees. Suddenly a gust of wind blew down sixty-six buildings, overturned sixty-six baskets of oil, broke sixty-six weeping willows, killed sixty-six cows, and seriously injured the sixty-six-year-old Lu. old man.

Super long Chinese tongue twister (3)

There is Building No. 6 in Liulin Town, and Liu Laoliu lives in Building No. 6. One day, Niu Lao Liu came and led six monkeys; Hou Lao Liu came and led six cows; Qiu Lao Liu came and carried six baskets of oil; You Lao Liu came and carried six bolts of silk on his back. . Niu Laoliu, Hou Laoliu, Qiu Laoliu, and You Laoliu lived in Building No. 6 of Liu Laoliu. In the middle of the night, the bull attacked the monkey and the monkey bullfighted, knocking down Qiu Laoliu's oil, and the oil broke You Laoliu's. Six silk. Niu Laoliu's gang Qiu Laoliu put away the oil, Hou Laoliu's gang You Laoliu washed off the silk and oiled it, tied up the cows, watched the monkeys, and went upstairs to drink together.

Super Long Chinese Tongue Twister (4)

Three Laozi lived on the mountain, three boys lived at the foot of the mountain, and three brothers and three sisters-in-law lived on the mountainside. The three boys at the foot of the mountain asked the three brothers and sisters-in-law on the mountainside to lend them three buckets and three liters of wild jujube seeds. The three boys at the foot of the mountain went to the three old men on the mountain to borrow three dou and three liters of wild jujubes. The three old men on the mountain did not have the three dou and three liters of wild jujubes, so they had to go to the mountainside to find the third brother and the third sister-in-law, and borrowed three dou and three liters of wild jujubes from the three boys at the foot of the mountain. During the New Year, the three boys at the foot of the mountain harvested wild jujubes and returned them to the three brothers and sisters-in-law on the mountainside, two, three buckets, and three liters of wild jujubes.

Super long Chinese tongue twisters (5)

Si Xiaosi and Shi Xiaoshi went to the market at 14:40 on April 14, and Si Xiaosi bought 40 Four pounds and four ounces of tomatoes, Shi Xiaoshi bought fourteen pounds and four ounces of fine silk. Si Xiaosi wants to exchange forty-four pounds and four ounces of tomatoes for Shi Xiaoshi’s fourteen pounds and four ounces of fine silk. Shi Xiaoshi's fourteen pounds and four ounces of fine silk would not be exchanged for Si Xiaosi's forty-four pounds and four ounces of tomatoes. Si Xiaosi said that my forty-four pounds and four ounces of tomatoes could increase nutrition and prevent myopia. Shi Xiaoshi said that my fourteen pounds and four ounces of fine silk could be used to weave silk, satin, and silk. Chinese humorous and funny tongue twisters

Chinese humorous and funny tongue twisters (1)

Liu Liu led a cow across a wide ditch,

The cow carried a basket on its back,

The basket is filled with a basket of beans.

The ditch is wide and the cow jumps in the basket and rolls in the ditch,

The basket rolls in the ditch and scatters the beans.

Collect beans, collect beans and put them in baskets, put them in baskets and go to the ditch, go up the ditch and lead the cows forward.

Chinese humorous tongue twisters (2)

There is Building No. 6 in Liulin Town.

Liu Laoliu lives in Building No. 6.

One day,

Niu Laoliu came,

leading six monkeys;

Hou Laoliu came, < /p>

Six cows were pulled;

Qiu Laoliu came,

Six baskets of oil came;

You Laoliu came ,

Carrying four pieces of silk.

Niu Laoliu, Hou Laoliu, Qiu Laoliu, and Youliu,

live in Building 6 where Liu Laoliu lives.

In the middle of the night,

The bull fought the monkey,

The monkey bullfighted,

Knocked down Qiu Laoliu's oil,

The oil ruined You Laoliu's silk.

Qiu Lao Liu pulled Niu Lao Liu to pay for oil,

You Lao Liu pulled Hou Lao Liu to pay for silk,

Niu Lao Liu resented Hou Lao Liu's cow,

Hou Lao Liu resented the cow and Lao Liu's monkey.

Chinese humorous tongue twisters (3)

Sixty-six-year-old old man Lu,

built a sixty-six-room building,

Bought sixty-six baskets of oil,

Raised sixty-six cows,

Planted sixty-six weeping willow trees.

Sixty-six baskets of oil,

piled in sixty-six buildings;

Sixty-six cows,

buckled in Sixty-six weeping willows.

Suddenly a strong wind came up,

blew down sixty-six buildings,

overturned sixty-six baskets of oil,

Sixty-six weeping willow trees were broken,

Sixty-six cows were killed,

The sixty-six-year-old old man Lu was seriously injured.

Chinese humorous tongue twisters (4)

There are Liu Jiujiu behind the building,

Ninety-nine people weave willow baskets.

Ninety-nine people,

Ninety-nine willow trees,

Ninety-nine willow trees make ninety-nine wicker baskets.

Chinese humorous tongue twisters (5)

Sparrow eggs, rolling around, the Zhang family brother went to buy powder.

The powder I bought did not know how to apply it, so the Zhang family brother went to buy hemp.

The hemp he bought did not know how to rub it, so the Zhang family brother went to buy a pot.

The pot I bought didn’t know how to cover it, so Brother Zhang went to buy a drum.

The drum I bought cannot be played, so the Zhang family brother went to buy a knife.

The knife I bought didn’t know how to cut, so Brother Zhang went to buy iron.

He bought iron but didn’t know how to beat it, so the Zhang family brother went to buy a horse.

The horse I bought cannot be ridden, so the Zhang family brother went to buy a plow.

The plow I bought didn’t know how to plow, so my brother Zhang went to buy needles.

The needles I bought did not know how to make them, so my brother Zhang went to buy buckles.

Chinese humorous tongue twisters (6)

Aunt Ma’s son is called Ma Daha,

Ma Daha’s mother is called Aunt Ma.

Aunt Ma asked Ma Daha to buy mahua,

Ma Daha bought watermelon for Aunt Ma.

Aunt Ma asked Ma Daha to cut sesame seeds,

Ma Daha picked cotton for Aunt Ma.

Aunt Ma told Ma Daha,

Ma Daha cannot be used again in the future,

If Ma Daha does not change Ma Daha,

Aunt Ma will not want Ma Daha.

Chinese humorous tongue twisters (7)

Oil production and leakage

There is oil under the sea, and drilling wells to collect the oil flow,

< p> Oil flows through oil pipelines, and oil must not be leaked during oil production and transportation.

If oil leaks, it will pollute the sea, and fish, shrimps, and seabirds will not stop there. The latest and simple collection of classic Chinese tongue twisters

The collection of simple and classic Chinese tongue twisters

1. Lala can bend the trumpet, and Yaya can blow the trumpet. Lala can only bend the trumpet but not blow it; Yaya can only blow the trumpet but not bend it. Lala taught Yaya how to bend the trumpet, and Yaya taught Lala how to play the trumpet. They both laughed happily.

2. Paint phoenixes on the pink wall, red phoenix, pink phoenix, pink phoenix, flower phoenix.

3. The hen scolds the chicken, you stupid thing. I teach you to giggle, but you prefer to chirp.

4. Xiaoliang met a wolf while herding sheep. The wolf wanted to eat the sheep and was afraid of Xiaoliang. Xiao Liang beats the wolf to save the lamb, and the wolf dies and the sheep survives on Xiao Liang.

5. The spider spins silk and weaves a web. After weaving the web to catch bugs, a big hole breaks in the web, and the spider is hungry.

6. Maomao and Taotao, high jump and race. Maomao can't jump against Taotao, and Taotao can't outrun Maomao. Maomao teaches Taotao how to run, and Taotao teaches Maomao high jump. Maomao learned to high jump, and Taotao learned to run.

7. Xiao Guo drew a red flower, and Xiao Ge drew a yellow flower. Xiao Guo wanted to exchange his red flower for Xiao Ge’s yellow flower, but Xiao Ge exchanged his yellow flower for Xiao Guo’s red flower. flower.

8. You work hard and I work hard, and the soil turns into gold. Workers and peasants are brothers and are closely united.

9. The long worm circles around the pile of bricks, and after turning around the pile of bricks, it digs into the pile of bricks.

10. The melon basket carried by me was too wide, and the melon basket leaked and rolled into the ditch. The melon basket is clasped across the ditch, and the melon basket is empty and strange in the ditch.

11. A great master: Black and gray chemical fertilizers will evaporate, and if they become gray and black, it is a taboo for flying flowers.

12. A broadsword versus a single sword, a single sword versus a broadsword, a broadsword versus a single sword, a single sword versus a broadsword.

13. Put beans in your pocket, fill your pocket with beans, and fill your pocket with beans. Pour out the beans, mend the broken bag, mend the bag, and fill the bag with beans again, filling the bag without leaking beans.

14. An appointment is an appointment, and a person’s name is a person’s name. An appointment cannot be said to be a person’s name, and a person’s name cannot be said to be an appointment.

15. The pole is long and the bench is wide. The pole is not as wide as the bench and the bench is not as long as the pole. The pole is tied to the bench, and the bench does not allow the pole to be tied to the bench.

16. It is famous all over the world: when black fertilizer volatilizes, flowers will fly when it turns gray; when gray fertilizer volatilizes, flowers will fly when it turns black.

17. Recruiting tenants early and recruiting tenants late, always look for Zhou Zou, Zheng Zengzhu.

18. Purple porcelain plates hold shark fins, one plate of cooked shark fins and one plate of raw shark fins. Chi Xiaochi took a porcelain spoon and asked for steamed shark's fin. As soon as a mouthful of shark fin reached his mouth, the fish bone penetrated into the gap between his teeth. The pain made Xiaochi slap his legs and scratch his teeth.

19. Old Luo pulled a cart of pears, and Old Li pulled a cart of chestnuts. Lao Luo is called Dali Luo, and Lao Li is called Li Dali. Old Luo La pulled pears to make pear wine, and Old Li pulled chestnuts to exchange for pears.

20. Add seven to one, and then subtract one. After adding and subtracting, what does it equal? ??Seven plus one, then subtracting one, after adding and subtracting, it is still seven. Collection of simple Chinese classic tongue twisters 2

1. The ink is ground in the mill, and the ink is crushed in the mill.

2. Extraordinary and holy: black and gray fertilizer ash will volatilize, and the black and gray flowers will fly; the gray and black fertilizer ash will volatilize, and the black and gray will be the flying flowers and turn into ashes.

3. The calligraphy paper is wrapped in thin silver wire, and on the thin silver wire lie 4,444 small dead lice skins that seem to be dead or immortal.

4. Eight hundred pacesetters ran to the north slope, and the artillerymen on the north slope ran side by side. The artillerymen were afraid of touching the pacesetters, and the pacesetters were afraid of touching the artillery cannons.

5. There is Huang He in the first class, and Wang Ke in the second class. Huang He and Wang Ke are engaged in creation, Huang He is engaged in woodcutting, and Wang Ke writes poetry. Huang He helped Wang Ke write poetry, and Wang Ke helped Huang He make woodcuts. Due to the collaboration between the two, Huang He completed the woodcut and Wang Ke wrote the poem.

6. Shi Shi picked up persimmons, and picked up forty-four persimmons. Take the persimmon and call it Shangzhi, (the meaning of "called" in Henan dialect): four pounds, four liang, four, forty-four liang, forty-four persimmons. Picking up persimmons and eating them, giving them stones to enjoy.

7. Five trees on the mountain, five pots of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest, and five pairs of trousers in the box. Cut down the trees on the mountain, remove the vinegar from the shelf, shoot the deer in the forest, and take out the pants from the box.

8. Xiaozhu has a small book with a small tree drawn on it and a little pig under the tree. Xiaolu tore up Xiaozhu's little book and the little tree on the book, but not the little pig under the tree. Xiaozhu asked Xiaolu to pay for the little book, and Xiaolu said to Xiaozhu: "I will pay for your little book, the tree on your book, but not the pig under your tree."

9. East Side A kid named Xiaosong came, holding a bunch of green onions in his hand. A kid named Xiao Cong came from the west, holding a small alarm clock in his hand. The bunch of green onions in Xiao Song's hand was loose and some green onions fell on the ground. Xiao Cong hurriedly set the alarm clock to pick up onions and helped Xiao Song tie the onions tightly. Xiaosong praised Xiaocong for being like Lei Feng, and Xiaocong said that Xiaosong loved working.

10. Purple grapes, green grapes, green grapes and purple grapes. Purple grapes are both sweet and sour, and green grapes are sour and sweet. Only when you taste them with your own mouth can you know the sourness and sweetness.

11. There is Cui Tongshan in front of the mountain, and there is Cui Tongshan behind the mountain. Two people came to the mountain to compare their legs. I wonder if Cui's legs are thicker than Cui's legs, or Cui's legs are thicker than Cui's legs?

12. Three mountains and four rivers surround each other. Three mountains; three mountains and four rivers, spring is always there; four rivers, three mountains and four seasons of spring.

13. Instructions from the division headquarters: The Shi Company Commander of the Fourth Regiment and his forty people arrived at the division headquarters on time at 4:44 on the 10th, and the division commander held a swearing-in meeting.

14. Xiguan Village grows winter melons, Dongguan Village grows watermelons, Xiguan Village praises Dongguan Village for its big watermelons, Dongguan Village praises Xiguan Village for its big winter melons, and Xiguan Village teaches people from Dongguan Village to grow winter melons. , Dongguan Village teaches people in Xiguan Village how to grow watermelons. Winter melons are big, watermelons are big, and the melons in the two villages are all big.

15. Teachers Shi, Si, Shi, and Shi are with me every day. Teacher Shi taught me to be selfless, Teacher Si gave me spiritual food, Teacher Shi told me to think twice before anything happens, and Teacher Shi gave me the key to knowledge. I am grateful to teachers Shi, Si and Shi Shi.

16. The little pig carried the hoe and walked away with a squeak. The birds sang on the branches, the piglets turned to look, the hoe hit the stone, and the stone hit the pig's head. The piglet resents the hoe, and the hoe resents the pig's head.

17. There are forty-four stone lions in front of the Shishi Temple. There are forty-four astringent persimmons on the tree in front of the temple. The forty-four stone lions will not eat the forty-four astringent persimmons. Forty-four Astringent persimmons eat forty-four stone lions.

18. A small flower drum with a tiger painted on it. When the baby breaks the drum, the mother uses cloth to mend it. I don’t know whether it is the cloth that is used to mend the drum or the tiger.

19. Practice of nasal vowels

20. If you eat grapes, you will not spit out grape skins; if you don’t eat grapes, you will spit out grape skins. Collection of three simple classic Chinese tongue twisters

1. A lama came from the south, carrying a five-pound pagoda. A mute came from the north with a trumpet in his waist. The lama of Tira Tama wanted to exchange his Tama for the dumb trumpet of another trumpet. The mute who did not have a trumpet was unwilling to exchange his trumpet for the Tira Tama Lama. . The lama of Tira Tama, Tama, hit the mute who was not using the trumpet. The mute who was not using the trumpet, used the trumpet to hit the lama of Tira Tama. I didn’t know that Tira Tama’s Lama Natama broke the other’s dumb horn. I didn’t know that the mute Naraba who was playing the trumpet broke the Tira Tama Lama’s Tama.

The lama of Tira Tama is Tun Tama, and the mute who does not play the trumpet plays the trumpet.

2. There is a tiger in front of the mountain and a monkey at the foot of the mountain. If the tiger chases the monkey, the monkey will fight the tiger; if the tiger cannot chase the monkey, the monkey cannot fight the tiger.

3. Mom loves to plant flowers, and dad loves to plant melons; mom plants peach blossoms, and dad plants watermelons; peach blossoms are red, and peach blossoms are red, and the baby’s face smiles haha; dad feeds me watermelons, and the baby’s heart blossoms with joy.

4. The rice is delicious, let’s all try it. Eat quickly and be full without dropping rice on the table.

5. There is a basin in the car, and there is a bottle in the basin, pong pong pong, ping ping ping, I don’t know if the bottle touches the basin or the basin touches the bottle.

6. The little dragon, the little red, is hiding in the grass, and the cute little boy is blindfolded. Xiaomeng caught it and called "Xiaolong", and the child caught it and called "Xiaohong". He opened the curtain and laughed. The "little dragon" Xiaomeng caught was Xiaohong, and the "little red" the child caught was Xiaolong. < /p>

8. There is a noodle shop with a door facing south, and a blue cotton curtain hanging on the door. If you remove the blue cotton door curtain, the door of the noodle shop faces south; if you hang a blue cotton curtain, the noodle shop still faces the door. South.

9. Use a flat bowl of noodles and bake a flat bowl of cake. The cake will touch the bowl, and the bowl will touch the cake.

10. There is a boat in the river. There is a white sail on the boat. The wind blows the sail and the boat moves forward, but the sail does not stop the boat.

11. Line up, line up, puppies and kittens do their morning exercises. Sister Hualu shouted the command, one, two, three, four, well done.

12. There is a sun in the sky, a stone in the ground, a tongue in the mouth, and five fingers on the hand. Whether it’s the hot sun in the sky, hard rocks in the ground, soft tongue in your mouth, or fingers on your hands, it’s all about tongue training.

13. Tianwaifeixian: The black fertilizer and ash will volatilize, and the black and gray flowers will fly back; the gray and black fertilizer will volatilize, and the black and gray flowers will fly back. For gray.

14. The tinsmith sells tin, and the painter sells paint. The tinsmith said that the painter had stolen his tin, and the painter said that the tinsmith had stolen his paint. I don’t know whether the painter stole his tin or the tinsmith stole the painter’s paint.

15. After walking six steps out of the south gate, I saw my sixth uncle and my sixth uncle. I called out to my sixth uncle and my uncle, please lend me six buckets and six liters of good mung beans. After autumn, I beat the beans. I returned sixty-six bushels and six liters of good mung beans to my sixth uncle and uncle.

16. On March 3rd, Xiaosan went hiking; he went up the mountain and then down the mountain, and went down the mountain again; he climbed the mountain three times and ran for three miles; he sweated all over and wet three shirts; "Xiaosan shouted loudly on the mountain Shouting, it is only three feet three from the sky."

17. If you know how to stew frozen tofu, come and stew my stewed frozen tofu; if you don’t know how to stew frozen tofu, don’t stew it randomly and spoil my stewed frozen tofu.

18. Gold melons, silver melons, pumpkins grow in the fields and sheds. The melon fell down and hit the little baby. The doll calls mom, the mother hugs the baby, the baby blames Guagua, and Guagua laughs at the baby.

19. Old Tang served egg soup and climbed the pagoda on a stool, but because the stool was too slippery, the soup was spilled on the pagoda and burned.

20. The elder brother and the younger brother sat in front of a slope. There was a goose lying on the slope, and a river flowed under the slope. The elder brother said: wide river, and the younger brother said: white goose. The geese have to cross the river, and the river has to cross the geese. I don’t know if it’s the geese crossing the river or the river crossing the geese.