People say I'll drive you. How can I reply to humor?

In this case, the humorous reply can refer to the following:

1, wow, this really makes me look forward to it! I need to get a nice headgear, long gloves and crash suit first, because your driving skills must remind me of those exciting racing games.

Thank you very much. I'm actually looking for someone to drive me. I'm too tired to walk. I'm glad to accept your proposal. I hope you don't get lost as easily as I navigate, but can the classic car you drive meet my luxury standards? Ha ha.

Don't be ridiculous. I'm a little scared I still remember your last flight mode! Drive slowly, safety first.