A short story about the circle (there are short stories and jokes about the circle)

1. There are short stories and jokes about circles.

Hit it off or hit it head-on

Shy, he summoned up the courage to ask his beloved girl, "What kind of boy do you like?"

The girl said, "It's very congenial." It's still the same to ask again. The boy said sadly, "can't you have a flat head?"

Long and round

Teacher: "In Xiaohua's composition,' Dad's face is long and round' doesn't make sense."

Xiaohua: "Teacher, my father smiles when he sees his superiors. His face is round." When you meet a subordinate, you always

Keep your face calm and your face will be elongated. That's how I described it, yes! "

After a battle, an officer angrily asked the soldiers: Why didn't you rush forward in the war, but retreated?

The soldier replied confidently, sir, it's not my fault at all. You think the earth is round, and I want to hit them from behind.

A circle that has lost a small piece wants to find a complete self, so he looks for his piece everywhere. Because it is incomplete, it rolls slowly, but it enjoys the beautiful scenery along the way. It chats with insects and fully feels the sunshine. Hit it off or hit it head-on

Shy, he summoned up the courage to ask his beloved girl, "What kind of boy do you like?"

The girl said, "It's very congenial." It's still the same to ask again. The boy said sadly, "can't you have a flat head?"

Long and round

Teacher: "In Xiaohua's composition,' Dad's face is long and round' doesn't make sense."

Xiaohua: "Teacher, my father smiles when he sees his superiors. His face is round." When you meet a subordinate, you always

Keep your face calm and your face will be elongated. That's how I described it, yes! "

After a battle, an officer angrily asked the soldiers: Why didn't you rush forward in the war, but retreated?

The soldier replied confidently, sir, it's not my fault at all. You think the earth is round, and I want to hit them from behind.

A circle that has lost a small piece wants to find a complete self, so he looks for his piece everywhere. Because it is incomplete, it rolls slowly, but it enjoys the beautiful scenery along the way. It chats with insects and fully feels the warmth of the sun. It found many different pieces, but none of them were original, so it kept looking-until one day, it realized its wish. However, as a perfect circle, it rolled too fast, missed the flowering period, ignored the bugs, and it could no longer sing or even be happy!

When it realized all this, it resolutely abandoned the pieces it had worked so hard to find.

God forgot to give me wings, so I flew in fantasy ...

2. Round story

The king has seven daughters, and these seven beautiful princesses are the pride of the king.

Their long black and shiny hair is well known. So the king gave each of them a hundred beautiful hairpins.

One morning, big princess woke up and arranged her hair with a hairpin as usual, only to find that a hairpin was missing, so she sneaked into the second princess's room and took a hairpin. The second princess found that a hairpin was missing, so she went to the third princess's room and got a hairpin. Yincui gorge found a hairpin missing, and secretly took one of Yincui gorge's hairpins. The fourth princess did the same thing and took the hairpin of the fifth princess; Take the hairpin of Princess Six like Princess Five; The Sixth Princess had to take away the Hairpin of the Seventh Princess.

Therefore, the Seventh Princess has only ninety-nine hairpins left. The next day, the handsome prince of a neighboring country suddenly came to the palace. He said to the king, "Yesterday, my lark brought back a hairpin. I think it must belong to the princesses, which is really a wonderful fate. I wonder which princess lost it. " When the princesses heard these words, they all thought, "I dropped it, I dropped it."

"But the head clearly complete with one hundred hair clips, so all very upset, can't say. Only the Seventh Princess came out and said, "I dropped a hairpin.

"Words just say that finish, a beautiful long hair because of the lack of a hairpin, all hang freely down, the prince couldn't help looking for it. At the end of the story, it is natural that the prince and princess live happily ever after.

Why do you try your best to make up for any shortcomings? A hundred hairpins are like a perfect and complete life. Without hairpins, this perfection will have shortcomings; But because of its shortcomings, there will be unlimited opportunities and possibilities in the future. Isn't it a happy thing? How do you face the inevitable shortcomings in your life? You may not be able to hide that face, you may not be the most uncomfortable, you may not be lonely, you may not be unhappy, you may not lose it for a long time, you may not turn around, you may not be the weakest, don't rush to say that you have no choice, don't think that there is only one answer to many things in the world, so ~ we will always have a way to go, you will find reasons to be sad, and you will certainly find people who are happy and know how to rest assured. People grow up with some loss, and people mature with some scars. Fortunately, there is hope and we can wait forever. Fortunately, between people, distance produces beauty; Fortunately, in life, happiness is more than pain; Fortunately, there are still many beautiful things in this world; Fortunately, you are mature, and you are not useless.

3. Short stories, jokes, brain teasers, riddles, historical stories and so on about the circle.

Aries constellation

Mother often tells the sheep: "Don't sway when wearing a skirt;" Otherwise, the little boy will see the little * * * inside! "

One day, Yangyang said happily to his mother, "Today I played on the swing with Xiaoming, and I won!" "

Mother said angrily, "didn't I tell you?" Don't put on a skirt! "

Yang Yang proudly said, "But I'm so smart! I took off my little * * * so that he couldn't see my little * * *! "

(Aries, brave and straightforward, dare to do it)

Taurus constellation

Melon vendor: "Come and eat watermelon, it's free if it's not sweet!" " "

Hungry Niu Niu: "Wow! Great, boss, have a sweet one! "

(housekeeper, want to cheat, take care of yourself Taurus)

Gemini

Mom told Shuangshuang to get up: "Get up quickly! The rooster has crowed several times! "

Both of them said, "What does a cock crow have to do with me? I am not a hen! "

(Gemini with strong self-awareness and self-thinking ability)

Cancer constellation

On the bus, crab crab said, "I want to sleep with my mother tonight!"

Mother asked, "Did you sleep with your mother when you married your daughter-in-law?"

Crab crab said without thinking, "Hmm!"

Mom asked again, "What about your daughter-in-law?"

Crab crab thought for a long time and said, "It's very simple. Let her sleep with her father!"

Mom: "! @#$%︿&； *(……—"

Look at dad again, tears are already in my eyes!

(Oedipus complex, with cancer)

Le Signe du Lion

The lion lion went to grandma's birthday party. When it's time to eat Shoubao, the lion lion asks, "Why do we eat Shoubao like this?"

They listened to the face big change.

Then the lion opened the birthday bag, looked at the bean paste inside and said, "Grandma, look! There is also shit in it! "

Everyone fainted, vomited and vomited.

A proud lion who thinks for himself and is not afraid of others' eyes.

* * block

Curious about navel everywhere, ask dad.

Dad simply explained the reason why the umbilical cord connects the fetus and the mother, saying, "After the baby left the mother, the doctor cut off the umbilical cord and tied it in a knot, which later became the navel."

Everywhere: "Why doesn't the doctor tie a bow?"

(Curious and perfectionist * *)

Libra (Princess)

Father said to Tian Tian, "Last night, I didn't go to school today. Your mother gave birth to two brothers. Just tell the teacher. "

Every day I answer: "Dad, I only said I gave birth to one; The other one, I want to stay until next week when I don't want to go to school! "

(Smart, weigh the pros and cons) Why didn't I think of that?

Scorpius

The scorpion was bitten by a mosquito as soon as it fell asleep.

He got up to catch mosquitoes, but he couldn't get out. No way, he pointed to the mosquito and said, "well, I'll go out if you don't go out!" " With that, he left the room, slammed the door and said proudly, "Hum! If I don't come in tonight, you'll starve to death! "

(Scorpio who is not sensible and does not play by common sense)

Sagittarius

Pat: "Dad, why do you have so much white hair?"

Dad: "Because you are naughty, Dad has a lot of white hair."

Shooting: ... (in doubt)

Shooting: "Then why are they all grandfathers with white hair?"

Dad:! @#$%︿&； *(……

(Thinking about Shooter)

Capricorn. Compare CAPRICORN

One day, Jiejie and her mother went shopping together. Walking on the road, it suddenly began to rain.

Mother took Jie Jie's little hand and said, "It's raining, run!" " "

Jie Jie asked slowly, "Then it won't rain ahead!" ? "

(Capricorn who understands reality and is too lazy to change)

Aquarius constellation

Aquarius asks his mother, "What do you mean by saying that Mr. Jiang is an ancestor?"

Mother said, "Because' ancestor' is the name of the deceased."

Bottles and jars said, "Should the deceased grandmother be called' fresh milk'?"

(A natural water bottle with unique thinking, always unique)

fishes

Dad told the fish that he often went hungry when he was a child.

Fish and fish had tears in their eyes after listening, and asked sympathetically, "Oh, Dad, did you come to our house because you didn't have food?"

(Pisces, compassionate and regardless of the situation)

4. A short story about the meaning of the idiom and proverb "circle".

Round idiom:

Defend yourself,

Complete advantages,

The square toes of the skull,

The second time,

Spend a full moon,

Clear pronunciation and mellow voice,

Big waist and round waist,

Chisel a square,

The moth's eyebrows are frowning, the phoenix's eyes are round,

Square chisel,

Round head and square feet,

Beads are round, like jade,

Plan a circle,

The moon is not always round,

Reunion of flesh and blood,

Inside the outer ring,

Destroy the party and cast a circle,

Good dreams are hard to round,

Slow things are round,

Hollow jiaozi,

Break the circle,

Round hole square wood,

Reaching the stars,

Two turns of the millstone,

Draw a circle,

This square is a circle,

Fiona Fang can give,

The moon is short and round,

A square is a circle.

5. Little knowledge of circles. Who can tell me some little knowledge, jokes or legends about circles?

1。

Shy, he summoned up the courage to ask his beloved girl, "What kind of boy do you like?" The girl said, "It's very congenial." It's still the same to ask again.

The boy said sadly, "can't you have a flat head?" 2。 Everyone went to Microsoft to look for jobs. As usual, the interviewer asked the well-known classic question: Why is the manhole cover of the sewer round? The following is a conversation between Niu Ren and the recruiter. According to internal sources, Microsoft has sealed up this famous problem since it met a cow. From then on, this question only appeared in Legend ~ ~ Interviewer: Now we have to ask a question to see your creative thinking ability.

Don't think too much, describe your thoughts with common sense of daily life. The question is, why is the manhole cover of the sewer round? Niuren: They are not all round, some are square, and there are indeed some round manhole covers, but I have also seen square and rectangular ones.

Reporter: But we only consider circular manhole covers. Why are they round? Niuren: If we only consider circles, then they are naturally round. Reporter: I mean, why are there round manhole covers? Is there any special significance in designing the manhole cover into a circle? Niuren: It has special significance. When the hole to be covered is circular, the cover is usually circular.

It is the easiest way to cover the round hole with a round cover. Interviewer: Can you think of any advantages of round manhole covers over square manhole covers? Niuren: Before answering this question, let's see what's under the lid.

The hole under the cover is round, because the cylinder can bear the pressure of the surrounding land best. Moreover, there should be enough space for a person to pass through the sewer outlet hole, and the cross section of the person climbing down the ladder is basically round, so the circle naturally becomes the shape of the sewer outlet hole.

The round manhole cover is just to cover the round hole. Reporter: Do you think there are security considerations? I mean, will the square manhole cover fall in and cause personal injury? Niuren: Not likely.

Sometimes you can see the square cover on some square holes. This kind of cover is bigger than the entrance and is surrounded by railings. Usually, this kind of cover is made of metal and is very heavy.

We can imagine a square hole two feet wide and a track 1 to 1.5 inches wide. In order to let the manhole cover fall in, you need to lift one end, then rotate it 30 degrees so that it is not obstructed by the track, then make the manhole cover at a 45-degree angle with the horizon, and then the center of gravity will shift enough to let the manhole cover fall.

Yes, the square manhole cover does have the possibility of falling, but it is very unlikely. With a little training, the person in charge of opening the manhole cover won't make such a mistake. From the engineering point of view, the shape of the manhole cover depends entirely on the shape of the hole it covers.

Interviewer: (Reluctantly) Sit down first. I have something to do. I'm going out first. (Leaving the room) Outside the door, the interviewer shouted, "Oh, my God! ~ ~ ~ (Echo) ",vomited three mouths of blood and was unconscious ... Since then, Microsoft has never used this famous question to recruit employees.