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Birds just don't talk. What does this joke mean? Thank you! ! !

A lonely and introverted young man decided to buy an eloquent parrot to chat with him.

When he came to the pet store, the boss pointed to a bird by the window and said, "That bird is the best I have here. It can speak 1000 words and use 50 idioms. It can cope with most occasions. " The young man liked it so much that he bought it home.

The next day, the young man went back to the pet shop and complained to the boss, "This parrot doesn't know what's going on. He came home without saying a word. " The boss thought for a moment and replied, "It's a little abnormal. However, this bird likes to play with toys here. I suggest you buy some toys that it likes and put them in its cage. " The young man took out his money and bought some toys in the pet shop.

Two days later, the young man returned. "The bird still didn't say a word. What's the matter? "The boss replied," Well, should I buy him a bath basin? " The young man bought another beautiful washbasin.

Two days later, the young man came again because the bird still didn't say a word. This time, the boss guessed, "Is the bird too lonely and lacks companions?" The young man said angrily, "I bought a bird to accompany him two days ago." The boss also suggested that young people buy another mirror so that parrots can see themselves in the mirror. The young man hesitated for a moment. Although one hundred people didn't want to, they bought a mirror.

Two days later, the young man returned to the pet shop, but this time he took a parrot. The boss noticed that the parrot was dead. "What happened? It hasn't spoken yet? " The boss looked at the dead parrot and asked.

"No, before he died, he finally spoke."

"What does it say?"

"It says," the young man learns the parrot's accent, "Shit, don't pet stores sell bird food? ! "