Math jokes are hilarious and shorter, 20 words shorter

1. Irrational arithmetic

The arithmetic teacher said: "There are 10 pears here, and 6 have been eaten. How many are left?" A gluttonous student replied: "I Let's eat the rest together."

2. Round up

Zai Zai came back from school happily and asked his mother: "Where's dad?" Mom saw Zai Zai excited. He looked strange and asked strangely: "Dad is at home, what are you doing with dad?" "I want 5 cents from dad." "Why?" Mom asked. "Before I took the math test, my father said to me, 'If I get 100 points, give me 1 yuan, and if I get 80 points, I'll get 80 cents.' Today, I got 45 points in the math test," Zaizai replied. Mom asked in surprise: "What! You only scored 45 points on the math test?" Zaizai said proudly: "Yes, math requires rounding, so dad must pay 50 cents."

3 , capital letters

A fashionably dressed girl walked into the post office remittance office, filled out the remittance form and handed it to the salesperson. The salesperson took a look at it, returned the order and said, "The numbers must be in capital letters." The girl tilted her head and said, "Capital letters? The grid is so small, how can I write it in big letters?"

4. Not wrong

Minmin: "7+3=10, how do you write 7+3=1?" Baby: "It's just that the 0 at the end is not written!" Minmin: "That's wrong!" Baby: Said: "0 doesn't mean nothing."

5. Wu Zetian

In the history class, the teacher asked: "Who knows who Wu Zetian is?" Student: "Wu Zetian He is a mathematician, and after five years, he is the great mathematician who invented rounding."

6. Waiting for the bus

"Dad, the No. 4 bus is here!" "Fool! "That's not number 4, it's number 31!" "The teacher said, 3+1=4!" the little boy said confidently.

7. Here’s the difference

Teacher Fang asked Axi in math class: "What is the difference between half and eight-sixteenths?" Axi did not answer. Teacher Fang said: "Think about it, if you were asked to choose half an orange or eight sixteenths of an orange, which one would you want?" Axi: "I will definitely want half." "Why?" "The orange is here A lot of orange juice has flowed out when divided into sixteenths, teacher, don’t you think so?”

8. Calculation

During the exam, a student took out the dice and rolled out ten numbers. Multiple choice answers.

Towards the end, he suddenly took it out and shook it again.

The invigilator finally couldn't bear it anymore: "What are you doing?"

The student replied: "I am checking the calculation."