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Who knows some English quiz jokes?

After class, a teacher asked a student, "son, why did you plug your ears with cotton?" Is it infected? You look miserable. ""No, sir, but everything you just told me went in one ear and out the other. So I am trying to stop it. "

"Son, why did you plug your ears with cotton? Is it infected? " "No, teacher. But you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I'm going to plug it up. "

Pick me. Finally typed it out.