How to respond to others' taunts about your surname Wang?

If someone maliciously attacks your surname, you can reply directly: there have been hundreds of surnames since ancient times, and the surname "Wang" has been the surname of nobles since ancient times. What do you know about Wang Dao and Xie An in the so-called "Lao Wang Xie Yan"? Besides, at present, Wangxing is the most populous city in China. People surnamed Wang form a circle, spit on you and drown you. What are you doing here? You are biased against Wang Xing. Why does Lao Wang live next door? Some people think that you are polite because you are afraid of him. You must repay him in this way. This kind of concert made him remember it several times.