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Funny jokes about decorating a house
Funny jokes about decorating a house are as follows:
1. The European decoration style comes from ancient Greece and Rome, and also includes some ancient Persian architectural styles. In Europe, there is no profession of interior designer, only the profession of architect. European style decoration actually borrows a large number of classical architectural elements to obtain similar characteristics of European life, so as to obtain the same feeling as living in Europe.
2. I had the honor to visit the seaside villa, which has a unique decoration style that is both luxurious but not vulgar. It is classic, elegant yet elegant, and indescribably magnificent.
3. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless.
4. Many people climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that the ladder is set against the wrong wall.
5. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. There are barbecue and late-night snacks and desserts all over the street. No one can stop them. If you can't help but go to any one, you will gain a few pounds.
6. Hedgehogs stay close to each other to keep warm when the weather is cold, but keep a certain distance to avoid stabbing each other. The important way to maintain intimacy is to maintain an appropriate distance.
7. There are still several houses waiting to see the effect of my decoration. If you follow me, I will definitely bring them over to you.
8. From today on, I can no longer spend money randomly. I have to save money to decorate my house. After all, it is so important to have a decoration that you like!
9. The house will be renovated next year, and I am starting to feel extremely anxious. During lunch, I discussed the renovation with my colleagues who are renovating it. It is too complicated, big and small!
10. Time flies by and it’s the summer solstice again. It has been exactly one year since we started renovating the house last year.
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