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Sichuan dialect skit with wordy lines
Luo Suo Lines A: The red door welcomes the Spring in the Year of the Tiger, and I like to be lively. I went home to celebrate the Chinese New Year today. I came early and the bus hadn’t arrived yet. So I had to wait for a while. B: Selling water. Mineral water with melon seeds and peanuts. Cans of peas and beans. Hey, brothers, drink some water. A: Hey, I won’t drink it. B: I’ll drink it. A: I won’t drink it. B: Hey, let me tell you, my water contains vitamins ABCDEFG, formaldehyde, sulfuric acid, and amino acids. Drinking it is good for your health, come on. Drink, drink, drink, drink. A: (said after listening) Really, B: Is it sweet? A: Sweet, sweet, sweet. B: If it’s sweet, I’ll give you money. A: Brother, you didn’t say you wanted to give me money. B: I didn’t mention giving money. People here don’t talk about money. They have to give money when they go to the toilet. Don’t you think so? Give me money, give me money. A: I don’t have much money, brother, I don’t have much money. B: I don’t have any money. Give me some money and stop talking so much. Give me all my water to drink. Give Money A: Only fifty cents. B: Five cents, I just met you. Hey, he sent me away for just five cents during the Chinese New Year. It makes me want to go to the faucet and mix it again, God pokes and rides a motorcycle, melon seeds. A: Hey, you are such an unreasonable person. People are just melons, and they still have their mothers. It’s funny. This person is simply unreasonable. A: Oh my God, I can’t drink this water. My stomach hurts after drinking it and I want to go to the toilet. Hey, brother, do you know where the toilet is? Come and walk up to the second floor. Thank you. Brother, help me find the location. , I saw my bag, I will be back soon, thank you brother for showing it to me, I will be back soon, oh oh... End of the first paragraph: That bag, that bag, that bag Bag? A: Oops, my stomach hurts and I feel bloated. I just need to put it down and it will feel better. Hey, brother, I asked you to show me your location. Why did you show it to me? Where is my bag? Oh, where. This position is mine. I want you to show me how you look at it. Ann! A: Hello, brother, C: Anjia: Oh, brother, I sit in this seat, C: Sazi Anjia: Brother, it’s really me who sits in this seat. C: Why? A: Let me tell you, brother, I was the first one to come to this waiting room today. There was no one there. A water seller came from behind. He asked me to drink water but I refused. He shouted loudly. I drank. After drinking, he asked me to get one yuan. I said I had no money, and he called me a melon. After drinking water, I felt sick in my stomach. I felt sick in my stomach. I just want to go to the toilet, but I can't find it. The toilet that my brother told me is on the second floor. The men's room is next to the women's room. When I come down from the toilet, you can use this place for me. The seat was given to me. Brother, it’s true that I am today (repeating that I am a melon or I still have a mother) C: Stop, I’ve been talking for a long time and I just want money. Pick it up, I just met it today, oh, verbose, verbose! A: Hey, why are you so unreasonable? This position belongs to me, isn’t it? It’s so ridiculous. You give me money. You give me a dollar. You think I don’t have the money. You do. Why don't you give me two yuan for your temper and make your child poor? This position is mine, isn't it? It's ridiculous. If I don't explain this clearly to everyone, I feel uncomfortable. This makes sense and I can't explain it. End of the second paragraph: Hey, big brother, let me tell you, this is what happened. I was the first one to come to the waiting room today... I repeat, I still have a mother.) Ding: Stop, it’s just a position. I’ll give this position to you. You’re crazy. You’re too verbose. A lunatic is simply a lunatic. A: Brother, why are you so unreasonable? I see that the clothes you wear are similar to mine. People in our hometown of Batu are all reasonable, but he is not unreasonable either. This position is mine, isn't it? It's just ridiculous.
The third sub-paragraph is Wan A: Looking at her quality and temperament, the beauty must be reasonable, so I told her. Hehe, eh, empress, E: Where is Sazi? A: Hey, mother-in-law. E: You say Sazi, but I call you Sazi. A: Oh, beauty, beauty. E: That’s about right. A: Let me tell you, beauty. , it’s like this, today I am the first one to come to this waiting room... Sister, I am really the first one today (repeat to the point that it is a melon or a mother) B: Stop! ! Aren't you annoyed? It's just a seat. I'll let you sit together. By the way, I'm too verbose for you. A: It's unreasonable even for a beautiful woman. This seat is mine, right? I can't tell you clearly. End of Paragraph 4: You see that this person is very knowledgeable. If he wears glasses and reads the newspaper, he will tell you that he is well-educated and well-educated. Tell him that he must be reasonable and he can understand what I mean. Hey, handsome guy, handsome guy. Let me tell you, Mao: Hey, brother, you don’t need to say it. Do you want to say this? You are the first one to come to this waiting room today. (Repeat me to you) The one who came back after using the toilet The baby just took your seat, A: Oh, yes, yes, Mao: I know, you are the first one today……………………. (repeat it again) A repeated it after falling down, Speaking of waiting for you to come back from using the toilet, A fainted. Mao: Brother, brother, you are being reasonable. Sani, why did you faint before you finished speaking? An, you are too long-winded. An, you are too angry. This, A: Oops , that’s too verbose, Mao: Brother, let me tell you, you were the first one to come to the waiting room today, and that’s why I’m so angry. An, that’s too unreasonable. I won’t find someone to explain this matter clearly to me. I was so annoyed that I couldn’t help but panic. By the way, there were so many people on the train. I went to tell those passengers that he was the first one to come to the waiting room today, so he was alone. None of them worked, and a water seller came from behind. Person A: Let’s go, oh my god, this guy is so verbose, it’ll make you dizzy. Hey... Mao: You were the first one to come to the waiting room today. There was no one there at the time. A water seller came from behind and asked you to drink water... End of the play
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