Humorous stories and ancient and modern jokes

Humorous stories and ancient and modern jokes

It's no use being reasonable without giving gifts. This is a landscape of ancient officialdom. Look at ancient and modern humorous jokes with me.

Learn one more foreign language

During the Warring States Period, Qi Henggong was placed under house arrest by Zhao Wang.

One night, Qi Henggong and his party were ready to flee.

When I arrived at the city gate, I found that it was still dark and the city gate was not opened, but the pursuers would come soon.

At this time, Qi Henggong's entourage learned a few cock crows, which was very similar, and all the cocks in the city followed.

The soldiers thought it was dawn, so they opened the city gate and they fled smoothly.

After escaping from the city, Qi Henggong sighed. It's good to learn one more foreign language! ?

Marriage and the origin of marriage

According to legend, in ancient times, primitive people and primitive people met once every once in a while;

If a primitive man secretly loves a primitive man;

He would knock her unconscious with a wooden stick and take her back to the cave where he lived.

This is the earliest? Into the bridal chamber? .

So you got married? Get married? The word is a woman who was knocked unconscious.

Guigenghe rice cake

Once upon a time, there was a man who was afraid of his wife. One day, he said that his wife was not at home and stole a box of rice cakes. In the evening, he was punished by his wife, who scolded him severely and knelt down until midnight.

He couldn't figure out why his life was so bad, so he went to the streets to see a fortune teller.

The fortune teller asked: How much is your salary?

He said:? I didn't kneel for long, only until midnight. ?

The fortune teller said: I didn't ask you this, I asked how old you are.

He said? I just stole some boxes. I only ate one box. ?

Servants are good at catching stingy rich people.

There was a rich man who was mean to his servant.

One day, when the servant heard Qiu Chan calling, he deliberately asked the rich man:? What's this called?

Rich people:? Qiu Chan. ?

Servant:? What does it eat?

Rich people:? It eats wind and drinks dew. ?

Servant:? Does it wear clothes?

Rich people:? Not wearing it?

The servant said that it is best to be with you. ?

Corrupt officials and acceptance

There was a satrap who took bribes and accepted gifts, but he thought he was clean and hung it on the door. Poor official? The plaque is embedded in the yamen? Rural love? Signboard.

One day, the satrap led an old classmate to visit the government office, pointing to the plaque hanging on his heart upstairs and asking, what about this plaque?

The old classmate said:? Not so good! ? Poor official? Not sure? Corrupt officials! ?

Too defensive and sharp? Rural love? Sign, q:? How about these two words?

The old classmate said:? Not so good! Look up from below? Rural love? The more you look at it, the more it looks like? Accept? Isn't it just accepting gifts and accepting bribes?

? Ah! ? Hearing this, the satrap is stupid.

What is paper?

A man crossed back to the Warring States and arrived in Changping, where he met the commander-in-chief of Zhao. He said excitedly, Are you an armchair strategist, Zhao Kuo? !

Zhao Kuo don't understand: I'm Zhao Kuo. This is true, but what is paper?

It's no use being reasonable without giving gifts.

A poor man and a rich man went to the county government to go to court, and the county grandfather was shocked? Dad? What can I do for you two? ?

The rich man answered first:? Going back to the county seat is none of my business. I am a very reasonable person. ?

The county magistrate nodded. Talk? A gift? Just talk about the ceremony, step aside first! ?

As soon as the poor heard what the rich said, they quickly took the initiative to say: the villain is also a very reasonable person. ?

The county magistrate is happy:? Are you talkative, too? A gift? People, good! This county likes polite people. Leave the court and discuss it tomorrow. ?

The next day after the court, the county magistrate patted the gavel:? Beat the poor man's ass and send him to prison. ?

The poor are busy shouting grievances:? The villain is a reasonable person. ?

The county magistrate shook his sleeve. It's no use being reasonable without giving gifts. Quit. ?

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