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Ambiguous clips of Bai Wei
"I said, Boss Bai Hechou, if you want to take me back to the Snow Mountain, it's so far away, so you can't walk back, right? You are the most powerful person in the mainland, you can fly ten thousand miles, I But I don’t have that ability. I also have a few good horses in the Duke’s Palace, which are no worse than the horses on the grassland. I let them go in and lead them out. It will be convenient for them to travel along the way.”
Bai Hechou. It seemed that his eyebrows were raised, and he looked at Du Wei's eyes, which made him feel more and more interesting. He unconsciously showed a smile: "Very good, very good! I rarely go down the mountain. I didn't expect that I would meet such an interesting person like you when I came down this time."
Comment: My hobby is love. Du Wei looked carefully at first, but he recognized this town.
This is no other place, but the place that was once the "Prancing Horse Stream" and was later renamed "Brokeback Mountain" by the locals.
Du Wei and Bai Hechou entered the town on horseback. Du Wei sped up a few steps and walked side by side with him. He immediately smiled and said, "Mr. Bai, it's already late." Let's find a place in front to stop and rest for a while."
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Bai Hechou looked Du Wei up and down, and suddenly smiled: "Okay, I will. I am becoming more and more interested in you, so I will listen to you."
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Then they dismounted and walked slowly into the place called "Brokeback Mountain." small town. At this moment, Bai Hechou was lying there, but he only felt that the fragrance he smelled was so alluring that he had never seen in his life. He couldn't help but sit up and looked at Du Wei, his eyes full of curiosity.
Du Wei concentrated all his energy on fixing the pot of snake soup. The big pot had been burning on the fire for a long time, and the soup was boiling. Du Wei got a piece of it at will. The branch came and peeled off the book cover, dipped it in the soup, tasted it, and sighed happily.
Looking back and seeing Bai Hechou's curious eyes, Du Wei was moved in his heart and said with a smile: "Mr. Bai, let's try it together. Anyone in the world who can eat the food made by me, Du Wei, is full of money. , no more than five."
After saying that, he took off a bunch of roasted marmots and handed them over. Bai Hechou is not polite either. I took a bite and was immediately burned. He spent his whole life on the snowy mountains, and before becoming the Witch King, he spent most of his time practicing hard on the snow bees. When I'm thirsty, I drink a few sips of snow water. When I'm hungry, I randomly stuff in some cold food. I rarely touch any delicious food. If I bite into it, I'll feel a little embarrassed when I'm burned.
Du Wei saw this peerless strongman. Even facing a saint-level expert might not hurt him at all. At this moment, he was almost burned by a skewer of barbecue, and he couldn't help but chuckle a little. Bai Hechou grabbed the skewer of barbecue, looked at it twice, and thought about it again. He probably thought the temperature was too high. Suddenly he frowned, raised a finger, and lightly scratched the barbecue.
I heard a scoff. Du Wei's eyes widened. Bai He looked dumbfounded as a ray of frost fighting energy shot out from his fingertips, instantly freezing the hot barbecue into ice. Bai Hechou didn't take it seriously and opened his mouth to bite. He ate squeakily, but then frowned and asked, "Why is it not delicious even though it's cold?"
Du Wei saw this and wanted to laugh, but instead looked at Bai He in front of him with sadness. But he really looked at a loss, and he couldn't help but feel a trace of pity in his heart for this extremely powerful man who was so powerful that he was so powerful...
This kind of pity is true to say. It's a bit ridiculous. Bai Hechou's strength is many times higher than Du Wei's, so how can he be pitied? But Du Wei looked at Bai Hechou, who seemed to be at a loss when faced with such a skewer of barbecue, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart...
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Du Wei smiled bitterly: "You still Lie down in a good mood, no matter it rains or snows, we can't spend the night in this place, so we should get up quickly... I see there is a mountain in front of us, maybe we can find a cave to spend the night."
Bai Hechou smiled: "Just sleep, it'll be fine."
Since he said that. Du Wei had no choice but to lie down, but within a moment, he felt a cold wind coming, and then pieces of snowflakes fell from the sky.
It feels a lot colder once the snow falls. Although Du Wei was a magician, his mental strength and physical strength were not strong enough to be abnormal, so he couldn't help feeling a little cold and shivering. He stood up and took out a set of magician robes from his storage ring and put them on himself.
But after waiting for a while, he suddenly opened his mouth wide, looked at the sky, and couldn't help but froze!
It turns out that the snowflakes all over the sky are falling. Looking from a distance, the sky was filled with falling snow, but it happened to be where he and Bai Hechou were lying. A hundred meters in radius, above the head. However, there was a faint golden light shrouding the top of the head. No matter how heavy the wind and snow were, not a single snowflake fell!
Du Wei knew it was Bai Hechou who was doing the trick, and couldn't help but sigh... This kind of magic is used as an umbrella. It's not like Du Wei can't do it...but he's an ordinary strong man. No matter what. He would not waste his mana on such boring things. Only a perverted guy like Bai Hechou who was so powerful would waste his mana on such a thing.
What he didn’t know was that Bai Hechou had been cultivating on the snow-capped mountains all his life, often sitting in the open air and practicing hard, with the wind and snow blowing all over the sky. He had always been like this, but he refused to move. And practice hard like this. On the contrary, it can promote people's potential! Bai Hechou looked at Du Wei's rote memorization and couldn't help but sneered: "You don't seem to have any talent in martial arts. After Lan Haiyue learned this set of moves, he could do them all perfectly in less than two days!" Chishui Duan is a little better than him. He can do it well after learning for a long time. If you want to learn it all, I'm afraid you won't be able to do it in less than ten days and a half."
Du Wei was not angry when he was teased by Bai Hechou. He thought to himself: I am not a perverted strongman like you. My martial arts talent is not strong to begin with. This was determined when I was three years old.
But he couldn't help but ask: "What about you? How long did it take for you to learn it?"
Bai He smiled sadly: "Teacher Gu Lanxiu did it once. After the second time, I can follow suit."
Du Wei stuck out his tongue, determined not to compare himself with such a pervert.
At this time, Bai Hechou suddenly took two steps forward and reached out to hold Du Wei's wrist. Then he smiled "hehe" and slid his fingers along his wrist. He stroked his entire arm. Then it went all the way down his shoulders, and then slid down his spine.
Du Wei was startled. However, under Bai Hechou, he had no room to resist. He was annoyed in his heart and was about to say something when he saw Bai He looking at him with a sad smile but not a smile.
"You...what are you looking at me for?" Du Wei felt a little scared. Du Wei couldn't bear to kill Bai Hechou. Although everyone can be regarded as enemies, he really doesn't have much hatred for this aloof genius. Instead, he has a faint affection for him.
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Bai He sighed sadly: "Du Wei, let's go."
As soon as Du Wei had an idea in his mind, he walked up: " Mr. Bai, I'll take you away."
Bai Hechou shook his head: "Since you can follow me here, I'm afraid you are not an ordinary knight. You can go alone. They may not chase you. If you take me, they will definitely chase you!”
Du Wei laughed: “You treated me well all the way, but if I watch you die now. Du Wei is still Du Wei?"
Finished. I was about to pull Bai Hechou. But Bai Hechou's temperament was really weird. Instead, there was a burst of anger in his eyes: "Huh! Are you pitying me? I, Bai Hechou, need someone's pity?!"
He shrank. Avoided Duwei's hand.
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After he solved the trouble, he turned his head and looked around, and he couldn't help but be shocked!
I saw that Du Wei had already run to Bai Hechou, picked him up, and then ran away.
Bai Hechou was weak. When Du Wei picked him up, he felt his skin was like ice! He couldn't help but tremble.
After dealing with Du Wei, I will naturally not be bound by the oath. I will naturally go down the mountain and kill you at the Temple of Light in the future! "His Majesty the Pope. Although you are also a saint-level warrior, if I, Bai Hechou, must kill you, can you escape!"
Du Wei was overjoyed and thought: Be good! Now I have an extremely tough backer! ! !
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Bai Hechou ignored the change in Du Wei's expression.
His face darkened. He shouted in a low voice: "Come here!"
Du Wei walked to Bai Hechou's side and Bai Hechou took a deep breath. Pointing to his side: "Sit down!"
Du Wei was full of questions. Since it's not about teaching him any special skills, let's look at Bai Hechou's posture. What should we do again?
After he sat down with a blank look on his face, he saw Bai Hechou suddenly reaching out his hand. A snort. Then he tore Du Wei's shirt apart. Although he was seriously injured, his hands were very strong. After tearing off Du Wei's clothes both inside and outside his body, he then took off the sleeve of his own coat on his right arm.
Du Wei looked bitter... This white boss, he took off my clothes. Taking off his own clothes again... Damn, he didn't want to die. Would you like to try that tune?
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In the cave, Duwei heard another sound of panic. Another painful scream:
Ahhhh...
When Du Wei woke up quietly. I just felt that something was vaguely wrong with my body. There was a dull pain in my chest. He fell onto his back. Open your eyes. Then he saw Bai Hechou sitting next to him. He looked at himself strangely. Bai Hechou said calmly: "I don't know. But that guy Du Wei shouldn't die so easily."
As expected. As soon as he finished speaking, Du Wei's lazy voice was heard coming from the ice wall:
"Hahahaha! It's such an honor to be taken as a confidant by the Snow Mountain Witch King!"
With that said, Du Wei walked out of the ice wall easily.
When Bai Hechou heard Du Wei's voice, he raised his eyebrows and said calmly: "Little Du Wei, how do you know that the 'confidant' I mentioned is you?"
Du Wei With a smile on his face: "Old Bai. As an opponent, my ability is not as strong as that dead demon, so he can barely be your opponent. As for me, it is more comfortable to be your friend and confidant. Besides, don't you want to admit it? Don't you mean me when you say 'a close friend is rare'?"
Bai He glanced at Du Wei worriedly, and finally. This cold strong man had a smile on his face.
"Yes, you are indeed." Watching Elu leave like this. Du Wei felt a little uncomfortable in his heart. He sighed, looked at the majestic Bai Hechou, and said with a wry smile: "Okay, the matter is almost over. It seems that it's time for me to say goodbye..."
Bai Hechou said coldly: "I won't give it away!"
Du Wei laughed, but didn't care about Bai Hechou's indifference at all: "Old Bai! Why do you think we are also brothers now? I'm about to leave, don't you have anything to say to me?"
Bai He's face darkened, and he was about to frown, but finally glanced at Du Wei. Although he tried his best to hide it, But there was still a trace of warmth flowing in his eyes.
However, this peerless strongman seemed unwilling to reveal his true feelings, and still shouted in a cold voice: "Du Wei. If you want to leave, get out of here! But..." He finally said Then the conversation changed. Although the tone was still cold, the meaning of the words was different.
"But...since you are also my junior brother now, you can't lose the dignity of us Daxueshan people outside! If you meet someone who is unmatched...then just give it up obediently." I'll come back and take refuge in the mountains!"
Du Wei naturally heard the concern in Bai Hechou's tone, but still smiled and said, "Senior brother, am I in danger? Don't you come down from the mountain to save me?"
Bai He's face darkened: "I'll kill you!"
After saying that, he sighed quietly: "My You know the situation. It's impossible to go down the mountain."
Du Wei's expression changed, but he took two steps back. Then he rummaged around in his arms for a while, took out two things, and gently placed them on the ground in front of Bai Hechou.
"Old Bai, when I came up the mountain this time, to be honest, from the beginning, I really wanted you to help me drive away the dead demon. But before I said anything, you first Help me solve it. I don't like to owe others favors, so these two things are my reward!"
After saying that, Du Wei pointed to the ground. Two things: “The bottle on the left still has a few drops of something in it.
It is a magical spring water called the "Fountain of Youth". After drinking it, the body's shape can be solidified forever! Maybe it can lift the curse of aging on you. No, this is the only way I can be a junior brother. Although I also brought the magical beast you wanted this time, that thing has some other uses for me. Besides, I don't have time to stay here and wait for you to slowly figure out how to strip the soul contract. So, this fountain of youth may be able to relieve your current predicament... How about it? Lao Bai, is this reward generous enough? "
No matter how indifferent Bai Hechou was, he couldn't help but be moved. Two rays of light burst out from his eyes, staring at the crystal bottle on the ground: "Solidized form? ! ”
“That’s right. This thing was used by Aragorn back then. "Du Wei sighed: "If this thing is not of use to you, then in a few days, you can send someone to Loulan City to tell me, and I will find time to go up the mountain and bring you that magical beast. "
Bai Hechou's voice was a little excited. Although it was suppressed, it still came out: "Du Wei, aren't you afraid that I will no longer be bound by the curse, and I will be able to go down the mountain freely... to fight against you? ? "
Du Wei laughed, pointed at Bai He and said with a sad smile: "Forget it! Lao Bai! You already want to be a god, so why do you care about such worldly things? If you are really interested in worldly things, when I went up the mountain a few days ago, there were so many people sent by the tribes waiting at the foot of the mountain. Didn't you even look at them? "
Bai Hechou took a deep breath, and when he looked at Du Wei again, his eyes were different.
Finally, he looked at the other person wrapped in white cloth. One thing: “What is this? ”
“Is this it? You’ll know after you open it and read it.” "
After saying that, Du Wei hugged Qiaoqiao tighter and put her hand on his shoulders. He held Vivian's little hand with one hand and laughed loudly: "Goodbye! ”
Then he pulled Vivian and Qiaoqiao on his shoulders, and strode down the stairs.
Bai Hechou stood there, watching quietly He followed Du Wei away.
It took him a long time before he bent down and picked up something on the ground.
What was strange was that the first thing he reached out to pick up was not the bottle. The "fountain of youth" that could lift his curse was something else wrapped in white cloth.
When he opened it slightly and saw what was inside, Bai Hechou was stunned.
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Just because, what is in this cloth bag is not something strange and amazing, but... just a piece of roasted meat!
Indistinctly, Bai He was worried. It seemed like he was reminded of the time when he "kidnapped" Du Wei and the two of them slept in the wild. Du Wei roasted meat for him in front of the fire. He thought that as a majestic witch king, he had to live in the open on the snowy mountains, but he never even had a chance to eat. I have never tasted a delicious hot food.
And that time, I even made a joke about using ice to cool the barbecue because it was too hot.
< p>Pinching the barbecue in his hand, he suddenly heard Du Wei’s voice coming from far down the mountain.“Remember to heat it up before eating it! ”
Hearing this voice, Bai Hechou’s frozen face couldn’t help but show a trace of upward smile lines... Tonight, Du Wei was sitting in the room. Suddenly, there was a faint feeling in his heart. There was a strange premonition that something was about to happen. He simply sat on the roof and looked at the moonlight and stars. >Suddenly!
Du Wei felt something in his heart, and he stood up suddenly, staring at the black night sky. Suddenly, a golden light appeared, and after the golden light flashed, a white paper bird fell from the sky.
Du Wei grabbed it in his hand and took a look, feeling a little curious.
The paper bird in his hand was folded with a piece of fine letter paper, and there was still writing on it.
When he unfolded it, Du Wei took a look at it. , the face that was originally calm suddenly changed color!
"Among the sinners, the orcs are not a pure fighting force. There are strong archers with iron-spine heavy arrows. Although they are not accurate enough, they can shoot over time!" Below, the power is not small.
Drawing inferences from one example, it can be seen that in the past ten thousand years, the criminal militia is no longer what it used to be. I am afraid there are other things besides changes in bows and arrows. Please be careful. If you underestimate it, you will suffer a loss.
Among the orc warriors, there is also the madness technique, which can double the combat power. This technique may be triggered by blood. If the body is broken and allowed to bleed quickly, it may be resolved. When facing a battle, be more careful.
The weapons and equipment are quite sophisticated, with most of the iron ore from the Shenshan Mountain being smelted, enough to equip a million lions. The craftsmanship of the dwarves is indeed extraordinary. "
There are several paragraphs in this letter, but all of them are about the intelligence information of the orcs! How could Du Wei not be surprised after reading it!
And the end of this letter is almost , but it made Du Wei's expression even weirder!
And the last sentence was:
"...I don't have many friends, you are one of them. I would not like it if you died.
The word Baihe is sad! "
After Du Wei finished reading, he opened his mouth wide and stared at the north...
Old Bai... ran to the sacred mountain in the north?!
He actually The curse is really broken, it’s snowy!
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But my eyes fell on the last sentence of the letter again: "I don’t have many friends, so you don’t count. One, if you die, I will not like it..."
Looking at this sentence, no matter how much Du Wei suppressed it, he couldn't help but feel a little excitement and warmth in his heart.
Well, for that guy with a heart like a glacier, it would be quite contrary to his usual temperament to write such a sentence to himself. With Bai Hechou's current strength, he is already considered a "demigod". Everywhere you go, you can grasp all the rules in the surrounding space with just a thought, including the sound of the wind, the sound of your breathing, and all the subtle energy fluctuations around you. p>When he saw Du Wei, his expression changed... Although Du Wei was lying there intact, from Bai Hechou's point of view, he couldn't feel any energy in Du Wei. Traces of power fluctuations!
Not to mention that Du Wei is a master of extraordinary strength. Even a normal ordinary person will naturally have spiritual power flowing as long as he is alive.
But the Du Wei in front of him seemed to have no trace of any mental fluctuations. He was like a pool of stagnant water...or, in other words, a...
Dead man!!
"He..." Bai Hechou had been as cold as a snow-capped mountain all his life, but at this moment, when he uttered the first word in his mouth, he couldn't help but his face twisted slightly, and even Even his body swayed slightly. He took a deep breath and slowly said, "He." Dead?"
"Uh..." Chris thought for a moment: "He is still breathing. And there is probably no injury at all on his whole body. "
"But he seems to be dead, here..." Bai Hechou pointed to his head: "Here, he is dead. ”
“Okay. He was seriously injured. Chris sighed: "He had a big fight with that Solomon Des." result. It became like this, I think, maybe his spiritual consciousness space was severely damaged. "
Bai Hechou stopped talking. He approached Du Wei, squatted down slowly, stretched out a finger, and pressed it on Du Wei's forehead.
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He opened his eyes with all his strength. When his eyes opened a crack, he saw a familiar face...
The man stood with his hands behind his back, standing beside himself On the side of her body was a white robe that seemed to remain unchanged. It was as white as the snow-capped mountains of Hengyuan.
And those eyes were as cold and stubborn as the cold stars at night. Looking at himself at this moment, there was a hint of warmth.
Du Wei reluctantly opened his lips: "I... I'm afraid I'm dreaming. It's you...Old Bai..." Hector's hand seemed to be about to fall...
Whoops!!!
A golden light suddenly shot out from a distance. Coming!
The golden light came with a faint sound, but it came faster than the sound! Before the sound was heard, the golden light was already in front of Hector!
p>Hector's expression changed. He raised his hand and blocked it gently...
The golden light rose into the sky, and finally fell, with a thump, and stuck on the ground.
But it turned out to be the "Spear of Longinus"! !
The expression of the beast god suddenly changed, and Huo Ran looked aside!
I saw a white and elegant figure standing there quietly on the hillside, hundreds of meters away. He still maintained the posture of raising his hand, and then slowly lowered his hand.
From hundreds of meters away, with a slight wave, he rolled up Longinus' spear on the ground and shot it. This was not difficult. The difficulty was that this man suddenly appeared at such a distance. It was so close that even Hector was unaware! !
The man seemed to have only taken one step forward, but with just such a step, he had already arrived in front of Du Wei.
His figure looked down at Du Wei under the sun, as if he were a cloud, but there was a warm smile on his face.
"Giving up this easily? He doesn't look like the kid I know who is full of cunning tricks."
His eyebrows are like distant mountains, and his figure is like a cliff bank!
The face that was supposed to be as cold as a glacier, now smiles like the warmth of melting ice and snow in spring.
"Old, Old Bai?" Du Wei was surprised and suddenly had a look of surprise on his face.
"I actually don't like you calling me that."
Of course this person is Bai Hechou!
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Du Wei's heart beat faster, and his eyes looked confused when he looked at Bai Hechou.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Bai Hechou simply ignored old Chris who was kneeling on the ground and walked directly in front of Du Wei, squinting his eyes and looking at Du Wei. Wei shook his head: "You are seriously injured." He gasped and glared at Old Chris fiercely: "If you have anything else to hide from me, tell me!" Old Chris frowned and looked coldly. He glanced at Du Wei. But Bai Hechou next to him had already spoken in a solemn tone: "You'd better say it, otherwise, I won't mind killing you."
Old Chris was stunned for a moment, surprised Looking at Bai He sadly. His face seemed a little embarrassed. Finally, he sighed and knelt down to Bai Hechou: "Sir, no matter what, I will never violate your words." "You are here, if you don't go in, what will happen? "I don't regret it very much." Bai Hechou smiled lightly: "Don't worry, I'm here."
Du Wei glanced at Bai Hechou and couldn't help but feel relieved...
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"This is glass." Old Chris said coldly: "A kind of high-quality magic metal. It is very expensive to refine. But purely in terms of magic power capacity, it is even more powerful than your multicolored stone. It's still high! But it's a pity that this is something that only existed in our time, and it is no longer available in the world now." As soon as he said this, Du Wei subconsciously wanted to take out a dagger and cut off a piece.
The magic power capacity is stronger than the colorful stone? That's good stuff!
His dagger just stabbed hard, but it couldn't penetrate at all.
Old Chris looked on and knew what Du Wei was thinking, and sneered: "Don't bother. Do you know what material this is? How can your dagger be able to cut it! I Let me tell you, the Crescent Moon Five Lights Armor you are wearing is made of several different metals, one of which is your ordinary dagger. Don’t even think you can cut it.”
< p>Bai Hechou patted Du Wei on the shoulder, smiled slightly, and said warmly: "If you like...when we come out, I will tear down this door and give it to you."Old Chris's face changed, and he couldn't help but want to say something, but when he saw Bai He's sad and sharp eyes, he couldn't help but sigh. He lowered his head respectfully. Du Wei glanced twice and couldn't understand. Just give it up. But when he glanced at Bai Heshou again, he found that Bai Heshou's brows were furrowed. But he stared blankly at the divine characters on the door, as if he was a little lost.
"Old Bai?"
Du Wei called out gently, and Bai Hechou suddenly came back to his senses. He glanced at Du Wei, but shook his head, his face a little confused: "Don't ask me... I don't know either. It's just that I seem to understand the words on it. But I don't seem to understand..."
Old Chris was about to reach out and push the door open, but Bai Hechou suddenly said: "Wait a minute."
He didn't look at anyone else, but only looked at Du Wei: "Boy, you..." Better than Bai Hechou. At this moment, there was actually a look of withdrawal on his face! !
Du Wei's heart moved, and he immediately realized Bai Hechou's mood at this moment.
He patted Bai Hechou on the shoulder: "No matter what, I believe in you... you are you! You are Bai Hechou, the unique Bai Hechou!"
Bai Hechou seemed slightly moved, but shook his head. Smiled: "I am a little less confident myself."
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Bai Hechou even patted Du Wei on the shoulder, and then, with a gentle force, slowly Slowly it was sent into Du Wei's body.
"I know your current situation, your strength is almost exhausted----I said, I don't have many friends, you are one of them. If you die, I will not be happy. "Qiao Qiao couldn't help but said: "You are the Protector of the Kingdom now. You are not in the imperial capital, but you come here..." I miss someone. Du Wei looked at the snow mountain and suddenly smiled, with a hint of sadness: "I always seem to feel that one day, that guy will suddenly come down from the snow mountain, then pat me on the shoulder and say, actually, I don't like you to be like this." call me. "
After saying that, he shook his head and sighed.
"You are already very strong now. "Nicole said calmly: "He has told you the true meaning of power---it won't take long before you can reach the state where the world is me and I am the world. At that time, you can open the door to that world... Are you still afraid that you won't be able to see him? "
Qiaoqiao also nodded: "Not bad! It takes ten years on the outside but only one day on the inside. Maybe it won’t be long after you go back. "
Du Wei was silent for a while...
"I won't go there. "
He looked at the snow-capped mountains: "He said...it was a war between the two of them. It only belongs to the two of them. ”
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