Are there any cold jokes that can kill polar bears?

Cold joke: I worked overtime in the company at night, and he sat next to me after six years of secret love. All night, he stared at the computer seriously. After typing countless drafts in my mind, I finally got up the courage to make a sentence with him: "It's too hot, let me tell you a cold joke!" " He smiled gently: "Good." "I, I like you, hahahaha, hurry to work when it's cold!" I smiled awkwardly. Just when I regretted my stupidity, he poked my shoulder carefully and said awkwardly, "It's still a little hot. Can you say that again? " (2) It's really hot today: I bought a basket of eggs and turned them into chickens at home! I bought a mat and slept like an electric blanket! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! _ The puppy went out for a walk and turned into a hot dog! The table is too hot, mahjong has just been coded, embarrassing! If you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them quickly, or they will soon become spicy! The weather is too hot, so I recommend three effective ways to relieve the summer heat: First, thinking about that person who is not interesting enough makes my heart half cold! Second, think about your exam results, and your heart will get cold! Third, think about your grade ranking, my heart is so cold! How's it going? Do you feel cool? Source: Ancient and Modern Legends Story Edition