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Get married and send friends.

Since it is your own wedding, you can say some unusual sentences, and you don't have to stick to the old style of blessing. Share a few sentences with you and see if there is anything you like ~

Funnier than funny articles:

Yes, today is my wedding. Please don't be surprised, give me your blessing.

I finally married myself, so mom doesn't have to worry.

In the future, it will be people who eat other meals.

I have successfully sold it, and it is a limited edition.

Daniel Wu, I'm sorry, but I've changed my mind and fallen in love with another man.

I heard that relationships that don't aim at marriage are hooligans, so I decided not to be hooligans.

Being someone else's wife for the first time, please don't say if you don't do well.

My friend who took my money should pay it back.

I was arched away by a pig.

You married a woman that Eddie Peng Yuyan Yuyan couldn't marry.

Humorous articles:

Step into the sweet bridal chamber and legally share the bed tonight.

I said that the cabbage was arched by the pig, and you said that it was not a loss. After all, there is a pig at home.

Single dog, I won't accompany you.

For the rest of your life, you will contract the food at home.

Work with certificates and drive legally.

It turns out that getting married costs so much, and I'm worried about my wallet for a minute.

Today, I am the most beautiful bride. I am embarrassed to be witnessed by you.

Even if Daniel Wu comes, it won't stop me from marrying him today.

It was this little fool who broke my plan to die alone.

After that, God belongs to God, and I belong to you.

Unique creative article:

On the road of life, let's be rookies pecking at each other.

Today, the Civil Affairs Bureau sent an object, and I went to get one.

A partner of 9 yuan 9 set meal seems to be quite cost-effective.

Please continue to contract coriander, onion, dumpling skin, sushi rice and pizza in my bowl in the future!

There have been rumors recently that I am married. I want to clarify that this is true.

Like money, you can get a 15% discount.

Goodbye, big forest. I got caught in a crooked tree.

The world is not worth it, but you are.

Call you husband, do you dare to promise?

The world is not worth it, but you are.

Finally bound the other half of my life.