A collection of routine jokes and a selection of routine jokes

1. "Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know." "Looking at you dreamingly."

2. "Guess where my heart is "Absolutely on the left side." "Wrong! On your side." 3. "I have water in my head, but I don't want to take it out." "Why?" Have you taken it out? ”

4. “Before I met you, I had many requests for the future.” “After I met you, I only asked for you.”

5. "Do you know what you look like?" "What do you look like?" "Attracting me like the earth."

6. "Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon" "You have a crush on me "How can you be so calm?" 7. "How long have you been single?" "Since birth" "I'm sorry to keep you waiting for so long"

8 , "I have a piece of life advice that will benefit you for a lifetime!" "What kind of life advice." "Stay with me in this life."

9. "You are so perfect, but you have a flaw. "What shortcomings?" "My shortcomings"

10. "Every time I look in the mirror, I miss you so much." "Why do you miss me?" "Because I think we are a perfect match, so I want to do the best." I'll give it to you."

11. "The doctor said there is a small hole in my heart." "Can you go into my heart and fill it up?"

12. "I Looking for a letter? "What letter?" "Your WeChat"

13. "I found someone has a crush on you." "Who is it?"

14 , "Do you know why my eyes are so beautiful?" "I don't know" "Because all my eyes are filled with you"

15. "What do you think is the cleanest and clearest thing in the world?" "Water?" "No, it's my eyes." "Why?" "Because I only have you in my eyes."

16. "I've tolerated you for a long time." "Huh? Then you "What do you want?" "Of course I choose to tolerate you for the rest of my life."

17. "You're too much!" "It's too cute!"

18. Let me do a magic trick for you. I hope biubiubiu has finished the transformation." "What?" "I like you more."

19. "The rice is in the pot and the person is in the bed." "Eat first or eat first?" "I" "It's up to you"

20. "I think I should buy you a compass" "Why?" "Because I'm afraid that you will be spoiled by me and you can't find the direction"

21. "Can you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice filling my head?"

22. "When I'm alone, I want to go to many places. Two people "It's different when we're together." "Why is it different?" "When we're two, I just want to be where you are~"

23. "I'm drowning." "Huh?" “I fell in love with you and couldn’t help myself”

24. “I encountered something particularly good today? "Ah, what's the matter?" ""It's so nice to meet you"

25. "I wish I could have one more day" "We no longer say good night to each other" "But sleep next to each other"

26. “Look, is there anything special about my hand?” “It’s not special.” “It’s certainly not special since I haven’t been held by you.

27. "Guess where my heart is~" "Well, the left side" "Wrong, fool, it's on your side"

28. "The two of us There’s no need to turn on the lights at night together.” “Why?” “Because you will shine~”

29. “I’ve always wanted a feeling.” “What does it feel like to be with you?” Feeling"

30. "I had a sweet dream last night" "What a sweet dream" "A dream about you"

31. "I feel dizzy when I see you recently" " "Why" "Because love makes people dizzy"

32. "We may have been hit by arrows" "Huh?" "Cupid's arrow"

33. "Do you like sweets?" "Yes" "No wonder you are so sweet"

34. "Say you like me quickly, and then I reject you" "I like you?" "Then we are here Let's go together!"

35. "Do you want to go to heaven?" "How?" "Come to my house tonight, I will help you."