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What are the classic lines in Laughter Flower?

Wonderful dialogue for the audience

Whether it's ugly duckling, great white shark or dinosaur sister, do you want to say goodbye to these annoying nicknames?

Do you want to get rid of the nightmare of others laughing? Do you want to go out with someone you like without feeling inferior, but make him proud? Then I need Tangmen to transform for you!

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People who have no taste are worse than cold virus, so you'd better stay away from me!

Why do I need advice from the Christmas tree? !

You idiot Christmas tree mixed with dinosaurs in Jurassic!

You know yourself as well as I see.

(Xiaohua says: Ah, I am ill. ) ok ~! Then you'd better die of illness! Lest you be ugly all your life!

Ordinary diseases cannot be cured by that! (Xiaohua has a drop in her hand)

You, a lightning poodle with a bird's nest head, are your biggest failure! If you don't change it, it's no use reforming it!

Have you ever seen a poodle straighten its hair after it rains? ! You have nothing to do. What's the name of the hair dryer? Are you an idiot?

Then he (referring to Jia falling in love with Xiaohua) is an idiot and has a problem with IQ!

(Xiaohua falls down) Why is it so easy to fall down? (Xiaohua: I don't know) That's because you walk with your head, not your feet!

Do you have to stick out your toes to say hello? !

Why don't you put your toes in the crayon box? !

The steak is served with vinegar. Do you think this place is a jiaozi store? !

I think it might be better to pretend to be dumb!

You laugh worse than you cry!

Do you want to take part in the' Excellent Agricultural Products Competition'? (Xiaohua: What are agricultural products? ) radish! Idiot!

Ok ... that's enough ... you childish thing, don't let Jia's mother see it, otherwise, he will think that Jia is in love with a brain-dead girl.

Don't give me this boring disease!

You stupid idiot who talks nonsense over there every day. There is no such thing in the world. Soak in hot springs until your brain is broken. I think you are the first in the universe! ?

Me! ? I must have caught an idiotic disease from her. I will stay away from her.

I don't care how long you have been a vegetarian. If you don't go to work now, Jia's mother will fire you, and then you will go home and eat yourself.

Hey, have you been exfoliating for a long time? The skin is getting thicker and thicker!

You are exaggerating. Is my smile weirder than yours, dinosaur?

You idiot, how do you know if an idiot is an idiot? I want to get rid of this dinosaur quickly! Drive her back to Jurassic!

You simple-minded dinosaur are always in a good mood.

Xiaohua, are you in love now? You won't take part in the jewelry design competition. Are you ready? If you accept him now, I'll find a shovel killer to cut you in half, then blow you dry, and turn your stupid Christmas tree into an incomplete specimen and put it in the botanical garden to make everyone laugh, hum! ?

You idiot, (omit Xiaohua's saying what an idiot you are. ) is also an idiot who is obviously creative but thinks he is an idiot.

Yes, Larry.

Everything will fall! Why didn't you drop your head on the road? !

Fire him? Next time you two dare to do this again, I'll cut you off. Thank god! My assistant's head finally returned to normal, which is a miracle in this world!

This is a hospital. That's right. Do you want to see a dentist? See if we can cut the crap.

Are you crazy because you wear too much hair gel? You must have graduated by cheating, right?

Yes, beans

I have heard many high-sounding reasons, but this is the most immoral one I have ever heard. Besides, I won't accept anything without a brain.

Yes, Jia Lesi.

Do you really think Xiaohua will sell the perfume formula to Gino? She is such a simple fool that she doesn't even have a brain to do bad things!