I will give 20 points to anyone who can tell a joke that makes me laugh.

That's disgusting. People who are eating don't look. People with shallow stomachs should avoid it.

1. Some people like the dish "Spicy vermicelli pot" very much. Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that this dish has been

Sold out. "Is it really sold out?" He asked in disappointment. "Sir, really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table. " service

The interviewer replied. According to the waiter's instructions, the man saw a very decent gentleman sitting next to him. This gentleman has eaten almost all his meals, but that one.

"Spicy vermicelli pot" is still full. The man thought that a gentleman had wasted delicious food, so he went to the gentleman and pointed to "spicy fans"

Pot ",politely asked:" more, sir? " The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and wolfed it down.

Swallow it. After a while, he swallowed half. Suddenly, he found a little mouse lying at the bottom of the casserole with all its hair. one

It's disgusting. The man threw up all the fans he ate in the casserole. The gentleman looked at him sympathetically when he had a stomachache.

Look at him and say, "Isn't that disgusting?" I'm like this ... "

2, boss, the second child flies, the second child is airsick and vomits. A bag is full, so the boss has to get it. When he came back, he found the whole plane.

People keep vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second child said, "I think this bag is full, so I had to drink another half bag, and the result was full."

I threw up. "

3. One day, Big Brother and Second Brother went to the theatre again, and saw that they were arguing about the plot development in the middle, so they made a bet. The boss pointed to the front.

A row of spittoons says, "The loser should have a sip of what's there." Unfortunately, the boss lost and took a sip with a frown. Then two people.

Bet on the following plot, this time, the second child lost. I saw the second child pick up the spittoon and swallow fifteen mouthfuls in one gulp. Big brother was shocked and admired.

He threw himself on the ground and said to the second child, "You are amazing, you can drink fifteen mouthfuls in a row!" " "The second shook his head." It's not that I want to drink, it's the phlegm in the spittoon.

It's too thick, I can't stop biting! "