Joke triangle

The Golden Lion examiner wrote a question in the imperial examination called "Mao Sai Xin Xian". Your heart seems to be blocked by thatch today. A policeman walked out of the examination room, and someone asked, "What was the exam today?" The officer replied, "I don't know. I just heard that all scholars read The Golden Lion.

A businessman from Triangle didn't return for two years, and his wife wrote in the letter: "A small piece of land in Triangle has been abandoned for two years, and the mud blocks the grass." If you don't return it, rent it or borrow it. "The businessman didn't understand, so let the cashier explain. After reading it, Mr. Wang refused to say again and again, and finally refused. He had to talk about this: "It goes without saying that the triangular land has been abandoned for two years, that is to say, small plots have been abandoned for two years;" Mud choking, thatched herbs' means that only weeds grow in that field, and even the grass is blocked by mud, so the water can't flow out; The sentence' If you don't come back, you can't rent it, you can't borrow it' means that if you don't love back, your wife will have something to say, make friends, or find a wife, so it's no wonder that she. "