Laugh at yourself for forgetting.

Forgotten self-mockery (1) 1. Come on, you are the worst. Come on, you are the fattest. Please, you are the poorest.

The man had gold under his knee, so I cut off all his legs and didn't even find a copper coin.

3. There are sentences about self-mockery.

4. Smoking a cigarette shortens life span by 5 seconds, and smiling will prolong life span 10 seconds, so every time I smoke, I will smile and earn back 5 seconds for my life.

Why should I blame myself again and again before you start school?

6. What I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.

7. I loved a girl, and we were entangled for a long time. Every day, we have to bicker and fight and drink salt soda together. Until one day she suddenly left without leaving a word. On the day of parting, I felt guilty. I know it's a mistake for him to be around me, because I can't give her the happiness she wants. Maybe it was a mistake for her to leave, but he must choose one to tell himself which mistake is more worth making.

8. It's better for you to buy me 10 cigarettes than for me to go for one night-it's always a good deal.

9. I made a stingy mistake. You can kick me hard with your feet. Don't ignore me. This will make me feel more guilty and can't sleep. Send a message to apologize, dear. As long as you are willing to forgive me, I will do anything!

10. Some roads still need to be taken by yourself, and no one needs to accompany them; In some scenes, you can only move yourself, but not others. What's done is done, and blaming yourself won't help.

1 1. It's not that I can't live without you, but that I will be swallowed up by my thoughts.

12. Now I don't even want to set the password of the bank card. It's exhausting to protect double-digit deposits with six figures.

13. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.

14. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I have finally been successfully cultivated into a mediocrity!

15. I have always loved you, from ignorance to maturity, from impulse to silence. Thank you for giving me empty happiness.

16. Before I got married, I was like a free bird. Now it's a chained dog!

17. I am incompetent and can't make you like me.

18. I'm so stupid, really. All I know is that an old lady who falls on the street can't easily help. I don't know if the seemingly poor hitchhiker is actually more dangerous. It's only personal behavior for some old ladies to cheat others, but fishing law enforcement is not alone, with a team behind him. It's an out-and-out organized and premeditated behavior. I don't know when I am in danger, but I also take the initiative to jump into the trap. I wonder how many law enforcement officers are laughing at me for being stupid.

19. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

20. I like to make friends with 2B, as long as I get along with people who call me stupid.

Laugh at my forgetfulness (2)1. I regret not seeing you all my life, and I regret seeing you all my life.

22. Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are simply too idle to do anything.

23. Every time you look through his Weibo, you want to know all his past. You are not jealous, but sad and affectionate. He never gave it to you.

24. If a man likes you without makeup, he will feel distressed if you lose weight, and he will be happy if you gain weight. That's your father, only your father.

25. I am a wolf from the south. This society never appreciates this style, preferring moderation and stability. So I have been working hard for decades.

26. In the future, whenever someone is half like you, I will try my best to be nice to him.

27. It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault to go out and scare people.

28. Some things are not that I don't care, but what should I do if I care.

29. Fantasize that you are a mysterious figure who saves the world but hides merits and fame. I fantasize about all the pink Marisol, I fantasize a lot … but it's just a fantasy. In reality, I'm not even fucking a woman

30. Japanese women ruined China men and Korean men ruined China women. How incisive this sentence is.

3 1. If you are in love, you will cry every day and be unhappy. You have to stop and ask yourself whether you found someone or an onion.

32. You gave your personality to the constellation, your efforts to the chicken soup, and your luck to koi fish. Then you said to yourself: I have heard a lot of truth, but I still can't live this life. That's true. Only ghosts can live well.

33. Working hard every day is different from others, and the result is the same every day.

Don't let yourself cry easily. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you cry, you are the only one in the world who cries.

35. When there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.

36. If a person can keep a distance from all the opposite sex for you, that's enough.

37. People will inevitably change when they grow up, but there are always things they don't like, things they don't like, and things they like remain the same/smile-I just want to say that I still don't like zucchini.

38. I'm really sorry that you don't care, and I feel sorry for myself.

39. Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.

40. What's your reaction when you meet your brother who loves you? Anyway, I was just wondering if I should hit them-

A Collection of Sentences of Self-deprecating Licking Dogs (30 articles)

Laugh at licking the dog. I will listen to you except breaking up.

It's getting hotter and hotter, and I don't know what to do without your cold ass.

"It's raining, I'll lend you my umbrella." "What about you?" It doesn't matter, I waved back.

My dad said he would break my leg if he dared to fall in love online again. Fortunately, it's not my arm. Let me continue typing and chatting with you. Even if my arm is broken, there will be a place for you in my heart.

His circle of friends shielded me, and I was lost in thought, mostly shielding my family. It turned out that he regarded me as her family. He is so meticulous that I love him more.

6. Migratory birds cross the coastline, and the rain is within reach; I miss you for a long time and can't jump out of the sea level; Memory lingers between pitches;

7. bag! Today, you ignored me and thought again and again, hum! Bao, you don't want me to chat and type too much with you! Bao, how thoughtful of you! Today is another day to love you.

8. You say that your emotions are locked in a space used by one person because you don't like to play with this space. Couple space is opened with your best friend. When I called you, you said you were busy at work. You say you are busy every time you chat. You are really an enterprising girl. That's very kind of you. I like you very much.

You just looked at me, but I put a movie in my head.

10. I earn 5000 a month. Do you think I'll give you 5000? I'll lend you another 200 and send it to you. I love you very much.

1 1. You always shine in front of me, just like the stars in the whole universe are shining on you.

12. After three days of cold war, you finally ignored me. You told me that you sent him a message and he didn't reply. It doesn't matter.

13. I don't want to lick the dog anymore. Let's get together and leave. You can go to your wooden bridge later. I will support the bridge below. You must be careful when crossing the bridge.

14. What's wrong with her hanging me? She hanged me because she loved me. Why didn't she hang up on someone else?

15. I heard that your friend said that I was out today, and I came to see you as a clever boy. I didn't expect you to say "climb for me, don't come over" and I cried on the spot. It turns out that my heart really touched people. You know, walking in bean shoes will make your feet tired. I climb because I won't make my feet tired. Actually, you like me, right?

I laughed at licking my dog. I was heartbroken last night. I know. I know you like him.

17. What kind of mobile phone should I buy to receive news from boys? !

18. My mobile phone shook and I was very happy. I wonder if it could be you. I know it's not after the second shock. You have nothing to tell me.

19. Today he finally called my name by mistake, but it doesn't matter. I'll change my name right away.

I see your boyfriend's lips are a little dry in your photo. I bought a lipstick, you give it to him for me. I hope his mouth won't do that when he kisses you in the future.

2 1. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?

22. Don't ask me to lick the dog in the future. Call me military dog after my military training.

23. The artificially cultivated grass is neatly trimmed, just like a green carpet.

24.what are you doing? You asked me if I could leave you alone. It's very kind of you to ask my opinion. I really like you.

25. I sat by the window and sent you 99 messages. You finally answered me. You said, "Are you bored with your mother?" I cried immediately. The original efforts really worked. You're already thinking about meeting my mother, aren't you? My mother said she likes you, too.

26. A place in your heart is no longer me, but a place in my heart is empty.

I have been waiting for him to say that he loves me, but I forgot that he is not you.

28. Bao, you never know when I love you the most. I cried so hard that my buckwheat pillow sprouted.

29. bag! You just sent a circle of friends to say that you want to raise clown fish. Not me! After all, in your eyes, I am both a clown and a fish.

30. Why did you ask me out? Are you afraid I'm too tired to walk? I love you more, my baby.

A satire on one's own sentence

Irony and self-mockery: 1. "Guilt" is regarded as a necessary word for apology, which is both a kind of regret and a kind of introspection.

The lonely shadow is a book by the window. At the end of the night, the quiet and empty moon turns into an arc and dissipates in the spring of the year. Dead wood and blue light are free.

3. Smoking a cigarette shortens the life span by a few seconds, and smiling will prolong the life span by a few seconds, so every time I smoke a cigarette, I will smile and earn back a few seconds for my life.

Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

I don't know how I broke your heart so deeply and made you so cruel. Maybe I'm sentimental and I really don't know how to make up for it.

6. I thought I had been so lonely and didn't like to stay, but later I found out that I had never been firmly chosen.

7. Pride of a git: It's better to be a git than a stable. At least no one shit on his head.

8. When tasting this sour taste, the only thing we can do is to blame ourselves: if I wear that dress more often, if I have enough courage to tell him … how happy it will be.

9. Anyone can become vicious, as long as you have tried what is called jealousy.

10. When you stop yourself from missing someone, that's actually the beginning of missing.

1 1. Invisible scars are the most painful, and tears that can't flow out are the most sour.

12. Why are you invisible? Because in that case, at least I can think that you won't send it to me because I'm not here.

13. My life could have been smoother. If I hadn't been dragged by this fat body, I could still run so slowly.

14. Girl, actually I still care about you. Don't take everything to heart.

15. What we are pursuing, for a long time, is like a joke to amuse ourselves.

16. I have always regarded beauty and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me like this.

17. I am afraid that I will lose you one day. I blame myself. I blame myself for not keeping you.

18. There are two reasons for the generation of leftover women: First, no one despises them; Second, no one despises it.

19. I won't bend over if a pie falls from the sky, because I won't even fall from the sky, let alone lose money.

20. If a man likes you without makeup, he will feel distressed if you lose weight, and he will be happy if you gain weight. That's your father, only your father.

Irony and self-mockery: 2 1. I always indulge myself, but I never follow my heart.

22. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

23. It's no use being handsome before the law.

24. There is a kind of face called widescreen.

25. Even staying up late is lonely. Go to bed early. No one says good night to you, and no one is reluctant to let you stay up late.

26. Forget the time that once existed, which once belonged to your future.

27. W: Can you give me a seat? I am a pregnant woman. Man: Please sit down! Woman: Thank you! M: How many months are you pregnant? Woman: About 50 minutes!

28. It is better to lie in bed and sleep while watching TV.

29. My life can be summed up in nine words: I can do whatever I want with my salary, and my salary is naturally cool.

30. Regret and guilt fluctuate in my mind, and I can't sleep after tossing and turning this night.

3 1. I fell asleep while eating. Yes, I have reached the peak of laziness. How depressing! After the summit, there is nothing to fight for.

32. I once loved you deeply, and that was my reason for existence. Now I have lost my direction, and I just want to burst into tears.

33. I turned my head 100%. When I see a handsome guy, I turn my head.

34. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

35. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

36. The "white-collar" paid his salary today, paid the rent, utilities, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, felt the money left in his pocket and sighed: Alas! This month's salary is white-collar again!

37. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

38. When the moon sets in the western hills, it's hard to wait for a ticket at midnight. Don't laugh when you drink too much on the construction site, save money and earn money. Gao Fushuai doesn't know how to cry, so it's easy to throw away the money. Why do you need to return home at the beginning of the year when you are homesick? Who doesn't like the warmth of country wine and just wants to return home next year?

39. I will die in the future. Donate QQ to Project Hope. Let the children use QQ with the sun as soon as they come up.

40. Put down your attitude, I am the master of my road.

Laugh at yourself and tease yourself with humorous sentences.

Laugh at yourself, Doby himself. 1. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life, even the shadow won't leave you when there is no light.

2. Who said that being single is not good, love is precious, and the price of freedom is higher. If you die single, you can throw them both away.

Travel doesn't have to care about the destination, but the scenery along the way. Because I only have enough money to buy a round-trip hard-seat train ticket.

4. It is always my casual hysteria that touches your final bottom line. It's too late to blame myself, and I feel deeply guilty.

The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far away, but that our classmates are in different rooms.

6. You have to wait and wait, even if you lose the harvest, you should always keep it.

7. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

8. In the process of practicing dance, every experience is unforgettable, intertwined with blood and tears.

9. There are many roads to success, not just going to college. You can choose your own path of further study according to the actual situation of yourself and your family, and put aside unnecessary self-blame and sinking. As long as you work hard and study hard, you will surely become a strong man in life.

10. Some roads still need to be taken by yourself, and no one needs to accompany them; In some scenes, you can only move yourself, but not others. What's done is done, and blaming yourself won't help.

1 1. I really miss you, but I dare not disturb you.

12. When we taste this sour taste, the only thing we can do is to blame ourselves: if I wear that dress a few times more, if I have enough courage to tell him ... how happy it will be.

13. Don't always scold me for not turning iron into steel. Don't you know that iron can't be turned into steel?

14. It will be buried before you know it.

15. It's really hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning to scare people, and you run out at night to scare ghosts.

16. The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I'm not a hero, but the beauty let me through.

17. My meanness made a mistake. You can kick me hard with your feet, don't ignore me. This will make me feel more guilty and can't sleep. Send a message to apologize, dear, as long as you are willing to forgive me, I will do anything!

18. Time flies. You will grow up in a year, but your naive idea has never changed. Why are you so persistent and digging hard? Obviously there was no later.

19. Without the watering of love, I am like a dry rut. This kind of life is really hard for me to feel at ease. Seeing that my friends have become fathers, I have lived a happy and harmonious life. Am I not deeply envious and eager to get rid of poverty and get rich emotionally?

20. When you stop yourself from thinking about someone, that's actually the beginning of missing.

Laugh at yourself, Doby himself. 2 1. I want to be different from others every day, and the result is the same every day.

22. If you don't know Lian Xiao, who are you to cry? -Feng

23. No three no four ages, caring parents and girls who can't love.

24. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

25. I may be too soft and sharp. I don't have clear eyes like the lake in autumn. My eyes are only black and white with loneliness and anxiety. I laughed loudly, but cried silently. I hate crowds of people and crowded noise, so I naturally don't pray. How long can you remember me?

26. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I have finally been successfully cultivated into a mediocrity!

27. I am such a failure that I can't let go of someone who doesn't love me.

28. It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault to go out and scare people.

29. It turns out that God made you with the cheapest bone, so I forgive you. You don't have to blame yourself.

The best thing about getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.

3 1. Are you really happy? scold .......

What I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.

33. In a sense, the runner-up is a loser, and I can't even talk about a loser. Oh, what a pity!

34. After a long time, I found that the past was old and vague, but your face was fresh in my memory, and the original love was always young.

35. I have always regarded beauty and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me like this.

36. I am afraid that I will lose you one day. I blame myself. I blame myself for not keeping you.

Parents: Please don't call your children "Bunny", because from a genetic point of view, this is very bad for you.

Learn to learn and you will find that God has closed the window of English, closed the door of mathematics, blocked the drain pipe of physics and blocked the sewer of chemistry for you.

39. The most useless thing in the world-paycheck, looks angry and wipes his ass too carefully.

40. often blame yourself "if you regret it." People who regret doing something wrong also have reasons for poor planning and late thinking. Actually, regret is not necessarily a bad thing.