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In 2002, I gave up Real Madrid, the team I supported for five years, and started supporting Barcelona. It has been almost 10 years now. With so many championships, I feel almost tired.

I support you, a pure fan, because you know how to think, instead of going around cursing and shouting like many fans who follow the trend nowadays, trying to quickly make enemies for what he calls the so-called die-hard team. It is sad. Shameful, ridiculous and hateful!

Even if you are no longer a Barcelona fan in the future, I believe you can still find happiness in the world of football, because you really love the sport of football, and you are better than those pseudo-fans who make gestures and point out others all day long. So much connotation!

Aesthetic fatigue? I often feel this way when watching Barcelona games. The reason, I think, is the feeling caused by the following performance:

Scene 1: Messi dribbles the ball from the wing and suddenly cuts inside. Villa stabbed in diagonally, Messi understood it, flicked his ankle, and sent a ball from behind. Villa took the ball and scored beautifully!

Scene 2: Barcelona's breakthrough on the left was blocked, and the ball was given to Xavi's feet. Xiaobai and Messi retreated in time to form a triangle position, and began the invincible hypnosis mode short pass!

Scene 3: After Barcelona steals the ball, the ball is handed to the midfield commander Harvey. After turning around to protect the ball 360 degrees in place, he found Alves on the far end at high speed, and a rub ball was distributed to the Alves corridor on the far end baseline!

Scene 4: Messi broke through and was forced to the baseline. Suddenly he smashed the ball with his ankle to get rid of it. The defender came up to block it. He passed a reverse triangle to the ribs. Pedro rushed to the crowd and pushed the ball. Score from the far corner!

Why is this so? How can I remember it? Because these scenes appear too often when watching Barcelona games. The textbook-like passing, cutting, and running without the ball are all in In my opinion, Barcelona has completely become a high-speed offensive machine. Every player is a spare part in it, playing its own role. The core engine component is called Messi, who has the triple role of scoring, supporting and supporting. , this kind of game has lost the element of confrontation contained in football. Maybe the competition only stays in the competition for rhythm, because Barcelona’s control is too strong, and every offensive and defensive round is a layout, but most of the time this game is It is often the most sparse and common routine in training. This is what I define as "standard football" - a puppet team. All players only follow the tactical routines such as the instruction manual to play the game. There is a lack of Changes and sudden glimpses of inspiration, loss of self, and the achievement of the so-called "Barcelona system" that is superior to others. Barcelona's football has entered its twilight years as time goes by, becoming lifeless and unflexible. The wise Barcelona uses control They dominated the game, but no longer had the stamina to move forward. They became "a pool of stagnant water", waiting for those who came after them to surpass them. There was no innovation or transformation, and every season they played Barcelona-style football that controlled high pressure and added style. Torturing opponents and satisfying hundreds of millions of fans in front of the TV, the future is not far away when this lazy dynasty will be overturned!

As a Barcelona fan, I started to pay attention to Barcelona when Rijkaard took office. The games at that time were indeed magical masterpieces. The tridents each played their own strengths, Ronaldinho's creativity, Eto'o's impact and Messi's containment, all three of them could change the game on their own, but the good times did not last long. Then, the Brazilian gang's private life was corrupted and their training attitude was lax, which made the club have the idea of ????cleaning the cancer in the locker room. Then Guardiola took office and continued to further eliminate the remnants and expel Eto'o. After Guardiola deployed his direct troops, he began to try to imprint his own tactical traces. In his tactical concept, he was committed to inserting a player similar to Kluivert. Ibrahimovic's transfer was the original purpose of the supporting center. The attempt failed. As a last resort, in order to maintain the record, he had to return to the old path and create a nondescript virtual center with Messi as the axis to promote the offense. This way Due to the lack of body, the propulsion can only seek to make a fuss in space. It lacks speed and appears to be cumbersome and layered. The constant back-footing is actually to deploy the starting position to form a response and encirclement counterattack circle.

Whether it is Salvador's passing or running without the ball, unlike most teams in the Premier League and the Bundesliga, the ultimate goal is not to focus on the goal, but to arrange passes and cuts around the next receiving player. Football requires control, outstanding football intelligence and an extremely demanding sense of position and space. In order to strengthen control capabilities and strengthen one's own style, the promotion and return of Thiago Artecanla and Cesc Fabregas this year has become an urgent matter. , before Barcelona finds a new way to complete tactical innovation and break through the tactical bottleneck of slow and cumbersome advancement, they will continue to control, control and control tirelessly, and make mistakes again and again, because there is no such thing." "ACE Killer", you can't play straight into the yellow dragon, you can only think about how to tear open the opponent's defensive space step by step in the constant rolling of football, and complete the fatal blow. This is the current Barcelona, ??an era of Barcelona without so-called center forward!

Recently I saw a brother of mine who likes Serie A Juventus talking about the past and present life of Barcelona on the forum. Barcelona 433, Dutch side Garfigo and Rivaldo were so exciting; the sexy Barcelona football of that period was like the Barcelona Cathedral, classical and majestic; at that time Rivaldo, wearing the No. 10 jersey, was like a cantor in a church A choir bard with a masonry-like face, a weird long shot, and that peerless golden hook!

Barcelona 433 during the Rijkaard period was full of talent, Messi gradually showed his talents on the bench, Dos Santos and Bo Yang showed their talents, and the main trident was powerful in Europa; Barcelona's sexy football at this time Just like the National Art Museum of Catalonia, it has brought together too much inspiration and artistic beauty; at that time, the owner No. 10, Ronald Dillo, was even more astonishing with his eighteen martial arts skills, almost becoming a god!

Barcelona 433 during Guardiola's era was simple but full of murderous intent. The Spanish team and the main lineup of the world's number one player played the purest team football, but they perfectly combined team football with individual performance. The softness came together and was brought to the extreme; at this time, Barcelona's sexy football was Gaudí Park, and the touch of comfort in the corner of the modern city filled the heart; at this time, although No. 10 was already the world's best footballer and had broken the Ronaldo broke Ronaldo's single-season La Liga scoring record, but Maradona's successor, who was accustomed to breaking through in small steps, was only 23 years old. At that time, the world could only admire the unfinished masterpieces left by the great artist Gaudí centuries ago. When we come to remember this city treasure, this little man named Messi is constantly creating his own miracles!

If we compare it with a person's life,

Barcelona in the Van Gaal era was a teenager, with great excitement but lack of control;

Black Barcelona in the Swan Era was a youth, full of passion and imagination, but everything depends on emotion;

Barcelona under Pep Guardiola was an adult, meticulous and flawless, but often regrettable lack of momentum.

Personally, I love the Black Swan era the most, but the one I am most in awe of is today’s Barcelona.

As for the football culture mentioned by lZ, I have no intention to speculate or delve into it. To be honest, China can be said to be a cultural desert today. Under the guidance of all policies centered on economic construction, the Chinese people have Apart from dealing with the smell of copper, there is no other value recognition. Everything depends on money, culture? It’s a joke, society is full of impetuousness and eagerness for quick success, and there is no sense, reflection or accumulation of life. How can such a nation talk about culture?