Summarized forty funny sentences about eating instant noodles and making friends.

Eat instant noodles and send funny sentences to friends circle 1 1. Why do I eat instant noodles, two fish balls, a ham and the last box of yogurt at night? God, what am I doing? Eating instant noodles at twelve o'clock is really crazy.

Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like I'm sitting in a sleeper on the train.

I'm very hungry. I watched people on the high-speed rail eat zongzi, steamed stuffed bun, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, but I just wanted to drink water.

This is the place where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. I think instant noodles are not delicious for the first time. I may have grown up.

5. On New Year's Day, if you drink too much, you should bet on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. They scrambled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a guy sitting next to them vomited three or four times and couldn't stand up!

6. When you are poor, you will eat eight flavors even if you eat instant noodles, and you will not repeat it every day.

7. After work, I worked hard with Wenbao for more than three hours. After work, I dragged her to accompany me to the convenience store to eat instant noodles.

8. Every time I think of sausage, I want to eat instant noodles. After eating instant noodles, I find that there is no sausage.

9. Always have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really hard to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.

10. I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry to eat instant noodles at night.

1 1. I don't sleep at night. I have to say, it's really cool to eat instant noodles in barrels when you're hungry.

12. It's hard to lose your appetite and swallow every day. I don't like this feeling at all. I have a headache and dizziness. I don't know if I'm hungry. I am listless every day. I really like my sister's instant noodles. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.

13. Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.

14. I can't buy a mask at all. I eat instant noodles all day and go out without a mask.

15. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles, and it's funny to think that only rich people in junior high school can eat instant noodles.

16. When I am old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.

17. Because I don't eat, I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon. Ah, ah, I want to eat a big meal!

18. Why do you want instant noodles at this time? My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.

19. I'm here to curse all the people who are not good to me. I will eat instant noodles without seasoning all my life. ...

Xiao Chen finally realized his childhood dream: eating instant noodles three times a day.

I understand his original difficulties, but he doesn't understand how I feel now-I should eat instant noodles. As the relationship gets closer, is it possible to ignore or ignore each other's "feelings"?

22. I will be at home alone again tomorrow. Why do you feel like eating instant noodles and throwing up?

23. Eat instant noodles at night without feeling guilty! Only full of happiness.

I shouldn't eat instant noodles and jiaozi at night. I have a stomachache and I cried.

25. In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

26. I would rather eat instant noodles at home alone than go out to eat such a time-wasting meal, and regret it from the moment I sit down.

27. Add red dates to keep healthy when eating instant noodles. After 90, I died.

28. My mother insisted on eating instant noodles at night, and the instant noodle soup spilled on my computer, which was successfully damaged.

29. Yesterday was Qixi Valentine's Day. Others check in, and we'll drive. Others go to the park, we go to the expressway; When others enter the cinema, we enter the service area; Others sleep in the hotel double bed, and we sleep in the car bunk bed; The happiness of others' first love, we rushed like chicken blood; Others are picking up girls and we are picking up noodles; Others walk in the street and we run on the highway.

30. Even if a person eats instant noodles at home, he should eat with a sense of ceremony and delicacy.

3 1. I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.

I worked all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. I was hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

33. The first time I got up in the middle of the night to eat instant noodles, I couldn't sleep because I thought of some unhappy things. The more I think about it, the more uncomfortable it becomes.

34. I ate instant noodles and porridge at home for five days. When I came to work today, I was told that the canteen was closed and I continued to eat instant noodles.

35. The first time I took the green leather train, everyone on the train was eating instant noodles and crying. They ordered dry fried beef river, which was more delicious than box lunch.

36. I want to eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. However, I feel sick every time I eat them.

37. Five dollars of instant noodles! Five dollars! I am too extravagant. Four dollars is not enough to eat instant noodles at night. I must increase 10.

38. I didn't eat well tonight. I eat more fruit than rice. Go out for a fun run after eight o'clock, and your stomach hurts after running. But I'm hungry now. I want to eat instant noodles.

39. How difficult is it to get rid of a person's habits? Just like I want vinegar when I eat instant noodles.

40. Girls who wear pajamas, tie their hair, play computer games and eat instant noodles take a bubble during the National Day holiday.

Eat instant noodles and send friends to Doby.

Eating instant noodles and making friends circle Doby (I) 1. Wait until two o'clock to transfer to Lianjiang. Eating instant noodles at McDonald's in the moving station, I feel that the waiter is going to kill us. hahaha. When the customers next to us saw our instant noodles, they were itching to buy them.

2. If you are hungry at night, eating instant noodles will really double your happiness! I like to eat instant noodles at night!

3. Fishing for a gold wife: You can carry an explosive bag on your head, your face is freckled like a bird's nest, you dress like a sharp brother, you can barely eat instant noodles, you can pick up water when it rains at home, and the car needs to run with your feet. If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to leave your number.

4. When you are alone at home, you should have a sense of ceremony when eating instant noodles, and add a cup of 82-year-old iced coke.

5. What do you like? Love is an affair that you only eat once a week. You say it, I promise to eat instant noodles.

I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry to eat instant noodles at night.

7. Get up in the middle of the night to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits every day. Why am I thinner than normal diet? Come back fat, so I can feel at ease

8. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, which is spicy. Do you have diarrhea? Waiting on the line is urgent, and the instant noodles are getting cold.

9. Girls who wear pajamas, tie their hair, play computer games without sleeping, eat instant noodles and take a dip during the National Day holiday.

10. Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that when we eat instant noodles in senior three, we will still be happy.

1 1. It's hard to lose your appetite and swallow every day. I don't like this feeling at all. I don't know if I'm hungry, headache and dizziness. I am listless every day, and my sister's instant noodles are really bad. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.

12. Why do you want instant noodles at this time? My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.

13. I am really greedy. I'm afraid I won't get fat if I eat instant noodles, pickled peppers and chicken feet at night

14. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be unable to disperse the flavor. I lost it, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.

15. I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

16. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

17. I don't feel guilty eating instant noodles at night! Only full of happiness.

18. I ate instant noodles at night and made myself two eggs, adding two pieces of cheese and a ham sausage. This is a sin.

19. Movies and popcorn, mutton kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I will accompany you. .

20. I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon because I can't eat. Ah, I want to eat a big meal!

Eating instant noodles and making friends circle funny (2)1. The first time I took the green leather train, everyone on the train cried while eating instant noodles. They ordered dry fried beef river, which was more delicious than box lunch.

22. I had breakfast yesterday 10, and I ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I am hungry at 3 o'clock, eat instant noodles and cook noodles at night.

I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy has restricted me from eating instant noodles today.

24. Never eat instant noodles with countless small oranges after midnight. It will hurt your stomach in the morning.

25. When I go back to my dormitory every day, I am so hungry that I have to struggle for a while. If I can't stand hunger, I start eating instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's really enough. If I finish eating, I can't fucking hold on.

26. Today, I wonder why eating instant noodles on the train is more fragrant than eating in other places.

27. I suddenly smelled instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

28. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.

29. Whether it's husband or wife, he waits for me late after work and doesn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening. Eat instant noodles with him and share joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?

30. A person eats instant noodles in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

3 1. I hope I won't get fat after eating instant noodles at night.

32. It's another time to get up with courage. I have no time to eat in the morning, so I can only eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

33. On the first day of the New Year's Day, two or two goods drank too much wine, so you should bet on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. They scrambled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a guy sitting next to them vomited three or four times and couldn't stand up!

I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?

35. There are no girls on Tanabata, so buy a bucket of instant noodles and go home to soak. . .

36. I have been entangled in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back to eat instant noodles? Let's arrange such a big event on Friday night.

37. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

38. Aries people can keep pace with the times because they are independent and confident. Although the appearance of sheep is very weak, the heart of Aries is extremely strong. No one to accompany them to dinner, you can fill your stomach with instant noodles, which is simple and quick. Even without love, they can fill their lives with work.

39. When I came back from work for the first time, I was too tired to move. I ate two bananas. I'm full and don't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!

Sentence summary of eating instant noodles at night shift and sending friends circle

Eat instant noodles at night and make friends. I was hungry last night, and I vomited after eating this instant noodle. I'm still considering whether to eat today.

At this moment, I am standing in front of the kettle, thinking about whether I want to eat instant noodles. After a long hesitation, another voice in my heart sounded: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.

On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.

What instant noodles do you eat at night? It's not healthy at all I want to vomit when I smell it!

I don't like this feeling at all. I don't know if I'm hungry because of my headache and dizziness. I am listless every day, and my sister's instant noodles are really bad. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.

6. After work, I worked hard with Wenbao for more than three hours. After work, I was very confused when I dragged her to accompany me to the convenience store to eat instant noodles.

7. Today, I am confused. Why are instant noodles more delicious on the train than in other places?

8. I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

9. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!

10. I'm hungry at night and want to make some achievements at the end of the year, but I can't wake up during the day and have a headache.

1 1. I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I had a messy dream and didn't sleep well at night. I almost fainted when I got up this morning, and I have been dizzy now.

What do you like best? Love is an affair that you only eat once a week. You say it, I promise to eat instant noodles.

13. I will never eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. I am in a trance now.

14. You are instant noodles, I am water, and I want to soak you.

15. I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?

16. Eating instant noodles at night actually gives me a sense of happiness.

17. Because I don't eat, I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon. Ah, ah, I want to eat a big meal!

18. It's fun and exciting to eat instant noodles at night.

19. Shut up. My sister in the dormitory eats instant noodles, which smells delicious.

20. When taking a bath, the faucet freezes to death to the right and burns to the left. Tie your hair twice and loosen it three times. Tight instant noodles. You can't eat enough in one bucket, and you can't finish it in two buckets.

I really don't think instant noodles should be served casually on the train. Is there no dining car area on the train? Why can't these places eat instant noodles? You must let people within three meters of Fiona Fang watch you eat.

22. I would rather eat instant noodles at home alone than go out to eat such a time-wasting meal, and regret it from the moment I sit down.

23. I didn't eat well tonight I eat more fruit than rice. Go out for a fun run after eight o'clock, and your stomach hurts after running. But I'm hungry now. I want to eat instant noodles.

24. I really want to eat spicy strips, spicy, and noodles with sauerkraut. ...

25. What is miserable? I accidentally spilled an oil bag on my pants while eating instant noodles.

26. When a fairy girlfriend knew that you were eating instant noodles at home alone, she cried.

27. When you are alone at home, you should have a sense of ceremony when eating instant noodles, and add a cup of 82-year-old iced coke.

28. My dad told me when he was eating instant noodles at night. Well, now I'm eating instant noodles, too.

29. Add two ham sausages to the noodles with Chinese sauerkraut in Laotan. It will be perfect in two minutes. I really like instant noodles.

30. Wake up hungry in the middle of the night and go downstairs to eat instant noodles. Inexplicably miss Huian's little friend.

3 1. It's the first time to make a green bullet train. Everyone in the car is crying while eating instant noodles. They ordered dry fried beef river, which was more delicious than box lunch.

32. Eating instant noodles when you are hungry at night will really double your happiness! I like to eat instant noodles at night!

Eating instant noodles instead of sausages and braised eggs is the biggest compromise for me to lose weight.

34. As soon as I turn on the TV, I see Wang, whose quality is so low that I have to steal Xu zhēng ham sausage when I eat instant noodles.

35. It's another time to get up with courage. I have no time to eat in the morning, so I can only eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

I have almost forgotten what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles ~

In order to save money for clothes, I eat instant noodles for every meal. Wear contact lenses if your eyes are red and swollen. I don't sleep late at night and waste traffic. Find a sign. What happened to me when I fell in love with you?

38. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

39. I suggest that everyone have dinner in the evening. Don't wait until you are hungry in the middle of the night, and you will regret it after eating a big bowl of instant noodles.

40. I like to eat instant noodles at midnight. It's delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.

Gout eats instant noodles in the middle of the night

Gout eats instant noodles in the middle of the night Copywriter circle of friends article 1 1. What is loneliness? It's not that you eat instant noodles in a convenience store late at night, that no one likes your circle of friends, and that you are always single and nobody cares. Loneliness is what you say that no one can understand. So, you stopped talking.

Don't eat countless small oranges and instant noodles after midnight, it will hurt your stomach in the morning.

I'm really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea in the evening.

I worked hard all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. I was hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

It turns out that eating instant noodles is the same when you are lonely.

6. I had breakfast yesterday 10, and I ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I am hungry at 3 o'clock, eat instant noodles and cook noodles at night.

7. When you want to be melodramatic at night, hold back, usually have a midnight snack and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and mutton skewers what you want to say. When they hear too many of your secrets, eat them.

8. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

9. My recent life: playing games, ordering takeout, eating instant noodles, watching a drama and sleeping.

10. Eating instant noodles is the same as eating hot pot. After eating, it smells like this …

1 1. I am so hungry. I watched people on the high-speed rail eat zongzi, steamed stuffed bun, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, but I just wanted to drink water.

12. Xiao Chen finally realized his childhood dream: eating instant noodles three times a day.

13. Baby, can you make my instant noodles? You ask why? First, I want to hit on you; Second, I like instant noodles.

14. I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

15. The canteen in the company is closed, and I feel sour after eating instant noodles.

16. Eating conveniently is harmful to my health. .......... told me not to eat instant noodles. No one cooks for me and makes me drink northwest wind.

17. Eating instant noodles at night actually gives you a sense of happiness.

18. When we saw our old classmates, everyone hung up a fake smile and said some pleasantries. We will never stay up reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

19. In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

20. I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon because I can't eat. Ah, I want to eat a big meal!

Gout eats instant noodles in the middle of the night Copywriter circle of friends 2 2 1. Eating instant noodles in the middle of the night, without a trace of guilt, obviously had dinner. Fallen like me.

22. instant noodles this is a kind of happiness: when you are hungry, when you have no choice but to get difficult syndrome, when you are watching a drama, when you ~

23. Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like I'm sitting in a sleeper on the train.

24. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

I thought everything was ready, but it suddenly occurred to me that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles while typing.

26. Why can I gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.

27. I want to go back to eat instant noodles after drinking. Eating instant noodles is also a means.

28. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

29. No money, no car, no house and no career. Pick up girls and make noodles.

30. I ate a bowl of instant noodles and n snacks at night, and I was so tired that I was about to vomit.

3 1. It's the first time to make a green bullet train. Everyone in the car is crying while eating instant noodles. They ordered dry fried beef river, which was more delicious than box lunch.

32. Get up early tomorrow to eat instant noodles. I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow morning.

33. The truth of life Since you have chosen instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.

34. I was wondering at that time whether it was inappropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this time, but then I thought that eating barbecue and boiling water on the roadside at this time was simply a happy flight, so the water had already burned.

35. What instant noodles do you eat at night? It's not healthy at all I want to vomit when I smell it!

36. Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget that these articles were written by some people lying down eating instant noodles.

37. On Tanabata, no girl bought a bucket of instant noodles and went home to soak. . .

I really want to have a good figure, but I'm always a little hungry here, so I started to eat instant noodles. It's too difficult for me.

39. It's childish to eat instant noodles to relieve hatred, but I went on.

40. My dad told me when he was eating instant noodles at night. Well, now I'm eating instant noodles, too.