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Excerpted from "Xue Tao's Novel" Please help me

There is a surgeon who claims to be proficient in surgery and has superb medical skills.

One of the lieutenants returned from the battlefield. He was wounded by an arrow on the battlefield. The arrow was buried deep in his flesh. He asked a doctor to treat his injury.

The surgeon took out a pair of sharp Bingzhou scissors, cut off the exposed arrow shaft, then knelt on the ground and asked the deputy general to reward him with money.

The lieutenant general said anxiously: "The arrow is still in the flesh, it must be treated immediately!"

The surgeon said dissatisfiedly: "This is the matter of the internist, not the matter. Thinking about it, you start to blame me! "

Jiang Yingke's "Xue Tao's Novel·Renshi"

The moral is: People who like to brag are not actually talented.

Original text:

There are doctors who claim to be good at surgery. Yi Pi will return to the formation, and the arrow will penetrate deep into the membrane, extending the treatment. He took Bingzhou scissors, cut off the arrow tube, knelt down and asked for thanks. General Pi said: "If there are clusters in the membrane, they need to be treated urgently." The doctor said: "I don't care about this internal medicine matter and blame me!"

Jiang Yingke (1573-1620), courtesy name Jinzhi, No. Xue Tao, also known as Luluoshan, was a native of Taoyuan, Changde (in today's Hunan Province). He was a Jinshi during the Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty and served as deputy envoy to Sichuan to promote education. He is the author of poetry collections "Xue Tao Pavilion Collection", "Xue Tao's Comic History", "Talk about Words", etc. "Xue Tao's Novels" is a collection of jokes and fables, which satirizes current ills, is unique and has high ideological value.