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Brainstorming is a language game that exercises people's thinking. The following is what I prepared for you, I hope you like it!

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1. Aunt Zhang t

Brain-burning and brain-twisting.

Brainstorming is a language game that exercises people's thinking. The following is what I prepared for you, I hope you like it!

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1. Aunt Zhang t

Brain-burning and brain-twisting.

Brainstorming is a language game that exercises people's thinking. The following is what I prepared for you, I hope you like it!

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1. Aunt Zhang talked all day, but for one month she said the least. What month was that? Answer: February

There is a place where bad guys are taught, but no police dare to take action to sweep it. Where is the answer: detention center.

The information published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what information can never be false? A: The date in the newspaper.

What is the first thing that everyone wakes up in the morning? Answer: Open your eyes.

What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? Answer: Stop dreaming.

6. A plane full of people fell from a height of 10,000 meters. Why is no one hurt? A: No one was injured, but they all fell dead.

7. If we want to realize our dreams, what is the first thing we should do? Answer: wake up.

8. What do people dislike to eat? Answer: lose money.

9. Dan was told that her clothes had no buttons, but she didn't care. Why? Answer: Because his clothes only have zippers and no buttons.

10. Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours? Answer: while sleeping.

1 1. Valentine's Day Card What card should I send to a woman to win her heart? Answer: Credit card.

12. Xiao Wang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? Answer: Because of wearing shoes.

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1. Where do I pay for the speech? Answer: Call.

Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why? Answer: Because he is a dentist.

3. On which floor should Gai Lou be built? Answer: Start with the basics.

4. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? Answer: it's too slow to go.

5. What is more annoying than crows? Answer: crow's mouth

6. Women fall. -Name a foreign city. Answer: Babylon

7. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river.

8. There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? Answer: yourself.

9. The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. Answer: thermometer

10. An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat? Answer: There are seats on the bus.

1 1. Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? Answer: Brush false teeth.

12. Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon? Answer: I have a headache.

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1. What products have the same production date and effective date? Answer: newspapers

2. Why do hospitals never accept patients? Answer: Veterinary hospital

There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? Answer: Face the ground.

4. What do fat girls say when they are sick and most afraid of being visited by others? Answer: Take care.

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? Answer: Have a place in heaven.

6. Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? Answer: Chicken lays eggs.

7. foxes are best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? Answer: alcohol.

8. Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? Answer: Also through shoes and socks.

9. Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this? Answer: There is no water below.

10. Which tooth was pulled out at last? Answer: Dentures.

1 1. Why do two tigers fight to the death and never give up? Answer: No one dares to stop fighting.

12. Xiaohong and her mother are in the same class. Why? A: One is a student and the other is a teacher.

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