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Tell ten funniest jokes.

1 A child was sitting at the door playing, and a middle-aged man asked him, "Is your father at home?"

The child answered "at home", and the middle-aged man rang the doorbell for a long time, but no one answered the door.

So the man asked angrily, "Why don't you open the door?"

The little boy replied, "I don't know, this is not my home!" " "After work, I saw a small advertisement on the road asking for marriage, regardless of gender. Zhenniu 3 and her sister go to Li Ning to buy shoes. My sister said, "Miss, how much are these shoes? "One day, on my way to school, my bicycle tire was flat, and I asked where it was inflated. My classmate said, "The streets are full of abortions! "In the morning, I went to have breakfast with my classmates. One of them only eats steamed buns, and the other only eats skins. Just as we were talking, two students who ate stuffing when wasting came over and said, "well, you can eat my foreskin in the future." "The porridge present is sprayed out. Going home at school on weekends, I got addicted to smoking after dinner, and I plan to find an excuse to take a walk. When changing shoes at the door, my father asked me why I wanted to go. I said casually, "Go and have a cigarette! "As a result, my father found a pack of 555 from me and gave me a good K. On a hot day, four people were playing mahjong, and suddenly the power went out, so I had to buy candles to continue playing. After half an hour, it was too hot to stand. One man said, "Let's turn on the electric fan. It's too hot." Another man said, "You can't open it. If you open it, you will blow out the candle. "8. I was eating in the restaurant and wanted to go to the bathroom. When the restaurant was empty, I ran to the second floor and saw the door panel saying," Please don't enter. "The man try so hard, just conveniently and went in. When he got cold, he went downstairs and saw that everyone in the hotel had run away. I was puzzled and asked the waiter, "Brother, where have all these people gone?" "I depend, don't mention it, you are lucky, just hanging from the ceiling of the electric fan to shit everywhere. . . . "Before, others came to my aunt's house and just entered the door. It happened that my aunt was going to the bathroom. She quickly greeted the guests and said, "Sit down, sit down, I'll go to the toilet and pour you some tea! 10 At a literary evening, the host came to the stage and announced: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang song and dance, lift your skull! Creepy! ! ! ! !

Boss, I'm playing with my hand! ! !