English jokes between father and son

One day, a father and his little son came home. At this age, boys are interested in all kinds of things and always ask questions. Now, he asked, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are two policemen standing there. If I think two policemen are four, then I am drunk. "

"But, Dad," said the boy, "there is only one policeman!"

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One day, the father came home with his youngest son. The child is at the age of being interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father: Dad? Drunk? What does this word mean, son? The father replied? Look, there are two policemen standing. If I think of them as four, then I am drunk. But, dad, the child said? There's only one policeman there! ?

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