Playing jokes on mobile phones in class

1. Joke poems about playing mobile phones

Joke poems about playing mobile phones 1. Talk about the humor of playing mobile phone less.

1. Nowadays, young people all know how to play mobile phones and live in a virtual world all day, but they often ignore something more important in real life, that is, charging their mobile phones!

2. I said to the monk: I can't let go of a lot.

He said: nothing can't be let go. Don't you like playing mobile phones?

Just hand me a cell phone and let me play 3D games. Ten minutes later, I flew into a rage and let go.

The monk said: there is nothing in this world that cannot be let go. When it hurts, it will naturally be put down.

3. Youth is in your own hands, not in your mobile phone;

4. Put down your mobile phone and go out for a walk more often, and you will find that the outside world is wonderful.

Harm of playing mobile phone too much:

1. Cause fatigue

Frequent use of mobile phones by teenagers will seriously affect the quality of sleep and cause induced fatigue and neurasthenia. Especially for children, mobile phones may cause as serious health hazards as tobacco and alcohol.

Hurt the eyes

Ray, the attending ophthalmologist of Zhong Da Hospital, said that for children, watching mobile phones at close range for a long time will keep their eyes in a state of tension and fatigue, and they will not get enough rest, which will easily lead to myopia. For adults, staring at the screen for a long time will reduce the number of blinks by 1/3, which will lead to more tears evaporation on the eyeball surface and make the eyeball lack of water. The evaporation of tears is one of the main causes of dry eye. Dry eye will eventually lead to permanent eye damage.

Step 3 narrow your life circle

Mobile phones make traditional social modes such as family gatherings and class reunions "less important". People who are addicted to mobile phones are like "a generation living in a bubble". "Mobile phones and other multimedia tools are wrapped around us like a bubble, so that all the attention is focused on the small screen."

4. Affect metabolism

Smart phones are extremely rich in functions, which should be the time for sleeping, but many people may be playful, constantly brushing Weibo, WeChat chat, mobile QQ and other online activities, disrupting the normal life rules and leading to listlessness the next day. Studies have shown that using mobile phones and other light-emitting electronic products in bed for more than 1 hour will hinder the body from producing melatonin, affect the physiological cycle, and make sleep in a light sleep state. Long-term disruption of human biological clock will affect metabolism, mood and immunity, leading to frequent diseases.

2. Play mobile phones at work and self-review funny sentences.

Dear Teacher Zhang:

Hello! I am deeply sorry to you with a heavy heart. According to your wishes, I wrote this critical letter after two classes of reflection in the classroom, and the whole class can testify for me. The specific contents of the list are as follows. If you don't agree, you can consult me directly:

Playing mobile phone in class was taken away by the teacher. It's all my fault. I shouldn't play with my mobile phone in class. We teenagers are the flowers and hope of the motherland. We should study for the rise of China, but I spend my class time playing with my mobile phone.

I know I made an irreparable mistake. My mobile phone should have been confiscated by the teacher, but I know that you are kind and great, and you won't confiscate my mobile phone. In order to apologize, I decided to make up the homework that I was in arrears before and asked the teacher to provide me with a copy of the homework. I promise I won't play with my mobile phone in class again. A famous person once said, "A wise man won't make the same mistake twice." A clever man like me won't make mistakes again, don't you think, teacher?

But no one is perfect, please give me a chance to turn over a new leaf. Tomorrow will be a brand-new self standing in front of you. My determination to correct is as firm as Jingwei's reclamation. I will do it realistically and vividly without playing with my mobile phone in class.

If the teacher can return my mobile phone after school, it will be my greatest spiritual encouragement. Your tolerance can inspire my determination to make progress and study hard. I will also publicize your tolerance to the whole school and let the whole school know what a good teacher you are, which will help you get a raise and promotion.

3. Complete works of funny classic poems

You can watch this. It's a funny joke. Watch it carefully.

1. Classic funny shopping jokes. My wife bought a pair of trousers when she went shopping. She came back and mysteriously said to me, hey, I made money today. I took a taxi to get a pair of pants. I tried it on as if it were specially bought for me. I am very happy, too. I told my colleagues about it the next day and found that all the female colleagues had strange expressions. One of them simply said that I told my husband the same thing when I bought more expensive clothes.

2. Smile every day. You really need to learn how to speak from my boyfriend. Whenever I ask him, "Who is the beauty between me and female stars?" He always stumbles back with his eyes wide open, and then trembles, "What did you say? Do you want to compete with her? How can she compare with you? You are simply demeaning yourself! " .

3. An anecdote about a girl chatting up. In a coffee shop, I accosted a girl: "Can I borrow your mobile phone? I want to charge your mobile phone with my charging treasure. " I went home through a dark alley and was robbed. I asked the robber, "Do you know who I am?" Robber: "I don't know who you are, but I know who you are for." "Who is it for?" "For the harvest in autumn, for the return of wild geese in spring."

4. A scholar fled to a rich man's house in a famine year. He wanted to beg for something to eat, but he was afraid that the rich man would not give it. So he said to the rich man, "I have a quirk in my life." I feel dizzy when I see steaming steamed buns. " The rich man didn't believe it, so he put the scholar in a room full of steamed bread. After a while, he saw that all the steamed buns had been eaten up by the scholar. The rich man said angrily, "What are you afraid of now?" The scholar smiled and said, "At this time, I am most afraid of two bowls of hot tea."

5. It is not enough that you are a black Virgo. Who can stand such a woman? When looking for a wife, you should refuse Virgo, so that they can't find a husband. Well, in that case. . . Virgo women, I can take care of them!

6. My best friend accompanied me on a blind date. The other person is not handsome, but he is handsome and has a good personality. I feel a little reliable, but I have no bottom. After the blind date, I asked my girlfriend: What do you think? Girlfriend regrets while playing mobile phone: flower fork cow dung! I was secretly pleased and angry: don't say that about him, it's not good. My best friend doesn't look up. Anyway, what do you think about every day? He is a flower.

7. Me: What moment made you feel really poor? Classmate Shen replied: I asked the whole dormitory, but I didn't borrow the charger for my mobile phone. The teacher didn't come to class once. A classmate suddenly shouted: Tang Sheng ~ ~ The whole class agreed with one voice. . Powerful. . . . Some students shouted: bring the lawbreaker! At this time. . The head teacher is smiling. Walk into the classroom in high spirits.

8. Tell your girlfriend to lose weight today. Girlfriend said: I feel that there are four people living in my body and I can't lose them. I froze her and said, They are Tang Priest, the Monkey King, Pig and Friar Sand. Every day, the Tang Priest says: I want to be a vegetarian. Pig Bajie said: I want to eat meat. The Monkey King said, I want to eat fruit. Friar Sand said, Master has big wet breasts and two wet breasts. That's right! !