Joke: How can a clever man cheat a woman? Laugh till his stomach hurts. Laugh till his girlfriend is happy.

The wife found a man eating in a secret restaurant and had a big fight. The man took his wife home and advised her, "Just for fun, don't take it seriously."

The woman cried and said, "Did you have a good time? Why don't you take me to play? "

The man said, "Do you want me to take you to play and let her cook at home?"

The woman said, "Then why don't you let go of her hand?"

The man said, "that's someone else's hand. Isn't it fresh and serious?"

Woman: "Then why don't you hold my hand so affectionately?"

Man: "I hold my hand, what kind of affection do I need?"

The woman cried and said, "You have no feelings for me at all."

Man: "Of course, you are already my right hand and a part of my body. Although I won't miss her deliberately, I can't live without her. If I leave, I will become disabled. Which of these two hands is more important? "

The wife thought for a moment, smiled through tears and said, "You are really bad."