Please tell me a joke~~

1. Teacher: Xiao Ming, what will you do if you grow up and fall out of love?

Xiao Ming: When I fall out of love, I will return to my wife honestly.

Teacher: Get out...

2. Teacher: Do you know why cars and people keep to the right?

Xiao Ming: Because Bodhisattva protects the right!

Teacher: Get out!! !

3. Teacher: "Students, the physical education teacher is sick and cannot come to class today, and physical education has been changed to mathematics."

Xiao Ming: "Teacher, what does the physical education teacher look like? We have never seen it before?"

Teacher: "Get out..."

4. Teacher: Classmates, What does Fang Henshao mean when the books are ready for use?

Xiao Ming: MD, a bag of books only costs 5 yuan, which is not enough for an overnight stay.

Teacher: Get out...

5. Xiao Ming: I want to ask for leave.

Teacher: Reason.

Xiao Ming: I’m going to have surgery in the afternoon.

Teacher: What kind of surgery?

Xiao Ming: Mass resection of useless accessory tissue in the human body.

Teacher: Speak in human language.

Xiao Ming: Haircut.

Teacher: Get out!

6. In physical education class, we have to do leap frog movements. The teacher asked: Who has been injured before? You don’t need to do it.

Classmate A said: I have broken my foot.

Classmate B said: I have broken my wrist.

Xiao Ming: My umbilical cord was severed.

This time Xiao Ming didn’t get out, he just skipped a class as a penalty.

Student Xiao Ming is particularly good at getting out