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The teacher said to Qiu Pai earnestly, "Qiu Pai, your problem is the improper use of words. Now I will test you and use an idiom to describe the teacher's happiness. " What should I say? Parker thought for a moment and replied, "Laughing in the grave! "
The teacher asked Parker, "Parker, why did you steal your classmate's eraser again?" Are you worthy of your parents for doing such a thing? ? "Keupai said confidently," I just thought about it before I did it. "So you don't have to spend parents' money. "
The teacher talks about physiological knowledge in class: "Boys and girls will have secondary sexual characteristics when they reach puberty, and girls' flat chests will bulge, just like ..." At this time, Keerpai grabbed the conversation and said, "It's like double airbags."
The teacher is lecturing: "Now, in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first.". What will happen if you repeat it again? " "Someone will sue you for sexual harassment," Crete said without thinking.
The teacher is in class again: "there is a first aid class now, and someone is injured." What should I do first? " Parker said, "I know. Ask him if he wants organ donation? "
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