What are the humorous, funny and happy jokes?

1. My mother has always been frugal and usually refuses to turn on the air conditioner because she thinks it uses too much electricity! When I came back from walking the two dogs in the evening, I was so hot that I was sweating profusely. My mother felt distressed and quickly turned on the air conditioner! Me: Mom, no need to turn on the air conditioner, I can just fan myself! Mom: If you want to fan yourself, go to the bedroom and close the door. Seeing how hot our dog is, I went to the refrigerator and took out the iced watermelon.

2. A boy recently moved into the community and brings a different girl home every day. I asked him: How many girls have you harmed every day? He said resentfully: My girlfriend studies makeup, and she said she wants to give me a different feeling every day.

3. In the critical care center of the hospital, a seriously ill patient woke up. When he saw the nurse, he asked: How long do you think I have left to live? Nurse: This? You have to ask the King of Hell! Patient: Can God want me? Nurse: I don’t know! Patient: Aren’t you angels? Nurse: We only care about transportation, not approval.